Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Baseball > Blog
Hello, sports fans. Unfortunately I have nothing for you today, as I went to a Ranger game this evening and didn't get back in time to get a question up. Another thing you may consider to be unfortunate (though I am rather pleased about it), is that I will be attending another Ranger game tomorrow night. However, I will try to have some thoughts for you tomorrow to give you a little entertainment. Should be strong, so come back tomorrow. Same bat time, same bat channel.
Monday, June 29, 2009
June 30: A little parody of a Y!A classic...
Main question: Would you consider me to be attractive?
I'm 6' 8", 135 pounds. I have green hair and a pretty fair complexion, as I am allergic to sunlight. My left eye is lazy, and I'm missing 3 teeth and one of my ear lobes from a piercing gone horribly wrong. My entire wardrobe is orange and purple and I enjoy parachute pants and cowboy boots (one orange, one purple). It's a shame I don't have a picture, but I want your opinion anyway. Pretty good lookin' right?
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Yahoo! Answers:
5 star
ew neveer.
(Ouch.)
Sounds like my kinda man! or wo-man.
wait your 6'8 and weighs 135 pounds?? so your skinny then o.O
(You'd think so.)
Gorgeous!
yousa dime! top of da line babyy
("Yousa"? What're you... Jar Jar Binks?)
If I saw you, I'd think you were a tower...
(Well that would be stupid.)
i'd hit that
You sound exactly like my avatar.
Hot.
HECK YAH
can I have your number, you sound just like my type!
(Sorry, babe. My heart belongs to a circus freak.)
damnnnnn. your sexy as hell. save me some room in your parachute pants ;) ?
(Is "sexy as hell" a compliment? I can't tell.)
LMAO.
(She then put an inordinate amount of empty lines, making me scroll a long way, all to find...)
NO.
O M G Youre invited to...
a party in my pants!
(Did Brian tell you to say that, Brick?)
SEXY that is just my kind of man! random, joyous, and unique! Wanna hang out sometime?
~Brittany~
(Hey, I can't imagine a healthier relationship than hanging out with some Y!A stalker.)
Hey hottie, call me some time
HOT! XD
Im sry but it is nearly impossible for you to be 6' 8" and 135 pounds because you would consist of nothing but skin and bones and be dead, or close to it. If this is true, which I highly doubt, then you have a serious eating disorder...dude, wtf?
(Congratulations on being the only moron to not be absolutely sure that this was a joke. Even the people in the Singles & Dating section got this one. And your answer was in even in the Jokes and Riddles section. Come on!
But I appreciate your concern.)
(Administrative Comment: I have to laugh at questions like these, because there are so many legit ones out there on Answers. Mainly females: "Am I pretty?" "Do you think I'm hott?" "Rate me 1-10. Pics!" It's pretty sad. I have to think it would be a shot to the self esteem. Because two kinds of people answer these questions. The first, of course, is creepers. Second are the people who answer them in a brutally negative fashion to have fun at another's expense and punish them for asking such a retarded question. I may or may not have fallen into that second category before when in need of points to ask more questions.)
I'm 6' 8", 135 pounds. I have green hair and a pretty fair complexion, as I am allergic to sunlight. My left eye is lazy, and I'm missing 3 teeth and one of my ear lobes from a piercing gone horribly wrong. My entire wardrobe is orange and purple and I enjoy parachute pants and cowboy boots (one orange, one purple). It's a shame I don't have a picture, but I want your opinion anyway. Pretty good lookin' right?
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Yahoo! Answers:
5 star
ew neveer.
(Ouch.)
Sounds like my kinda man! or wo-man.
wait your 6'8 and weighs 135 pounds?? so your skinny then o.O
(You'd think so.)
Gorgeous!
yousa dime! top of da line babyy
("Yousa"? What're you... Jar Jar Binks?)
If I saw you, I'd think you were a tower...
(Well that would be stupid.)
i'd hit that
You sound exactly like my avatar.
Hot.
HECK YAH
can I have your number, you sound just like my type!
(Sorry, babe. My heart belongs to a circus freak.)
damnnnnn. your sexy as hell. save me some room in your parachute pants ;) ?
(Is "sexy as hell" a compliment? I can't tell.)
LMAO.
(She then put an inordinate amount of empty lines, making me scroll a long way, all to find...)
NO.
O M G Youre invited to...
a party in my pants!
(Did Brian tell you to say that, Brick?)
SEXY that is just my kind of man! random, joyous, and unique! Wanna hang out sometime?
~Brittany~
(Hey, I can't imagine a healthier relationship than hanging out with some Y!A stalker.)
Hey hottie, call me some time
HOT! XD
Im sry but it is nearly impossible for you to be 6' 8" and 135 pounds because you would consist of nothing but skin and bones and be dead, or close to it. If this is true, which I highly doubt, then you have a serious eating disorder...dude, wtf?
(Congratulations on being the only moron to not be absolutely sure that this was a joke. Even the people in the Singles & Dating section got this one. And your answer was in even in the Jokes and Riddles section. Come on!
But I appreciate your concern.)
(Administrative Comment: I have to laugh at questions like these, because there are so many legit ones out there on Answers. Mainly females: "Am I pretty?" "Do you think I'm hott?" "Rate me 1-10. Pics!" It's pretty sad. I have to think it would be a shot to the self esteem. Because two kinds of people answer these questions. The first, of course, is creepers. Second are the people who answer them in a brutally negative fashion to have fun at another's expense and punish them for asking such a retarded question. I may or may not have fallen into that second category before when in need of points to ask more questions.)
Sunday, June 28, 2009
June 29: But he sure plays a mean Wii Sports.
You are over at a friend's house playing a Wii on his very large, very expensive HD TV. There are three of you playing. The TV's owner excuses himself to go to the restroom, leaving you playing with Pepe, who happens to be mute and illiterate. At this time you accidentally let your controller fly into the TV, destroying it. You don't have the money to replace it. A brilliant idea strikes you: You could very easily blame it on Pepe. He has no way to defend himself. Would you do it?
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Yahoo! Answers:
hell yea
honestly i don't think i'd have the heart, or the balls for that matter, to do something like that lol
(You know, both of those pieces of anatomy are used figuratively in this situation. I really don't think you had to specify the source of guilt.)
poor Pepe! no, i would say i did it. :( i know, stupid.
Hahaha....good idea, but NOPE...! I blame it on supernatural power and the flying spaghetti....lol
(I don't know why I didn't think of that.)
nah man, pass the cheeeeeese.
(Provolone or Swiss? What...? What do you mean that's probably not what she's talking about...?)
No I would own up to it and take the blame, and then jack pepe's wallet =) jk
(Good plan.)
yes
no, the guilt would destroy me on the inside
(I think they have medication to help with that.)
Blame the mute!
NO. bad bad bad karma.
with further thought, this would never happen because i wear the safety strap =)
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thts sick and wrong!
(Nice use of exclamation points.)
No. I'd take the blame. I think Nintendo replaces TVs if that happens. Score!
no! that is so rude!!!!
you can only blame things on blind people duh...
BEST ANSWER ...... :) ?
(There's no way I was picking this as best answer anyway. But there's nothing to deter me from doing so quite like that.)
That is wrong to blame it on the mute
No...
absolutely not.
No. that's ignorant and does the illiterate one have to have a stereotypical hispanic/mexican name?
yea i guess a coward as ignorant as you would pass the blame b/c you would be too scared to admit your error and you'd look for the easy way out.
(I was actually thinking Italian when I picked the name Pepe.)
No that would be very mean and childish. But so funny!!!!!!!!!!!
No way. That's so mean, I mean even if you don't have the money you did it, and I'm sue your friend wouldn't be a complete jerk about breaking the TV.
Well I would just buy him a new TV.
But if I couldn't afford it, yeah.
But its just gonna come back to bite you in the a**
So I would just fess up.
(So, to recap: No you wouldn't, but yes you would, so no you wouldn't. Awesome.)
no
NOPE definitely!!! may be your fault.
(May be?)
no - I take responsibility for my actions.
(Good for you. Enjoy the debt of your friend's new TV.)
Sadly, i think i might, and the most worst thing would be, i wouldnt feel the least bit guilty.
but, maybe, id chicken out. i know i would... the owner would come back in, looking all shocked and stuff, and they would ask me what would happen, and it would be on the tip of my tounge to say... "Pepe did it by accident, i dont know what happend, it all happend so fast..." or something, but instead, id say.. "im soo sorry.." heck, i might have even grabbed Pepe's remolt to make it look relistic... but... and then i have to think of karma... oh... how horrible...
no
Is Pepe also blind with mental deficiencies?
(Does Pepe look like a pinball wizard? No. Sidenote: If you don't get this or the title of this question, you should listen to The Who more often.)
No! And don't do it. You already know what your stating is wrong. Not only are you going to lose your honor as a person for lying about what happened, but you're also going to get someone else in trouble for it. It's not as extreme, but you might as well kill someone and blame your loved one for it. Just fess up to it. It may be hard on you at first, but at least the consequences won't lead to a worse outcome.
(If I've learned anything from you people, it's that honor is overrated.)
LMAO HELL YEAH!
I don't know. I probably wouldn't but it's hard to tell.
I think that would be funny though:
"I'm ba-"
"PEPE DID IT!!!!"
well, it depends if Pepe has the money to pay for it. If he does, yes, I blame it on him
(Yeah, that makes it OK...)
No I would feel so bad!
oh yeah no doubt about it.
id consider it, but no, id feel so guilty all the time
No, not the right thing to do.
Besides Pepe could probably act out what happened.
(Administrative Comment: We just got a Wii. It's fun.)
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Yahoo! Answers:
hell yea
honestly i don't think i'd have the heart, or the balls for that matter, to do something like that lol
(You know, both of those pieces of anatomy are used figuratively in this situation. I really don't think you had to specify the source of guilt.)
poor Pepe! no, i would say i did it. :( i know, stupid.
Hahaha....good idea, but NOPE...! I blame it on supernatural power and the flying spaghetti....lol
(I don't know why I didn't think of that.)
nah man, pass the cheeeeeese.
(Provolone or Swiss? What...? What do you mean that's probably not what she's talking about...?)
No I would own up to it and take the blame, and then jack pepe's wallet =) jk
(Good plan.)
yes
no, the guilt would destroy me on the inside
(I think they have medication to help with that.)
Blame the mute!
NO. bad bad bad karma.
with further thought, this would never happen because i wear the safety strap =)
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thts sick and wrong!
(Nice use of exclamation points.)
No. I'd take the blame. I think Nintendo replaces TVs if that happens. Score!
no! that is so rude!!!!
you can only blame things on blind people duh...
BEST ANSWER ...... :) ?
(There's no way I was picking this as best answer anyway. But there's nothing to deter me from doing so quite like that.)
That is wrong to blame it on the mute
No...
absolutely not.
No. that's ignorant and does the illiterate one have to have a stereotypical hispanic/mexican name?
yea i guess a coward as ignorant as you would pass the blame b/c you would be too scared to admit your error and you'd look for the easy way out.
(I was actually thinking Italian when I picked the name Pepe.)
No that would be very mean and childish. But so funny!!!!!!!!!!!
No way. That's so mean, I mean even if you don't have the money you did it, and I'm sue your friend wouldn't be a complete jerk about breaking the TV.
Well I would just buy him a new TV.
But if I couldn't afford it, yeah.
But its just gonna come back to bite you in the a**
So I would just fess up.
(So, to recap: No you wouldn't, but yes you would, so no you wouldn't. Awesome.)
no
NOPE definitely!!! may be your fault.
(May be?)
no - I take responsibility for my actions.
(Good for you. Enjoy the debt of your friend's new TV.)
Sadly, i think i might, and the most worst thing would be, i wouldnt feel the least bit guilty.
but, maybe, id chicken out. i know i would... the owner would come back in, looking all shocked and stuff, and they would ask me what would happen, and it would be on the tip of my tounge to say... "Pepe did it by accident, i dont know what happend, it all happend so fast..." or something, but instead, id say.. "im soo sorry.." heck, i might have even grabbed Pepe's remolt to make it look relistic... but... and then i have to think of karma... oh... how horrible...
no
Is Pepe also blind with mental deficiencies?
(Does Pepe look like a pinball wizard? No. Sidenote: If you don't get this or the title of this question, you should listen to The Who more often.)
No! And don't do it. You already know what your stating is wrong. Not only are you going to lose your honor as a person for lying about what happened, but you're also going to get someone else in trouble for it. It's not as extreme, but you might as well kill someone and blame your loved one for it. Just fess up to it. It may be hard on you at first, but at least the consequences won't lead to a worse outcome.
(If I've learned anything from you people, it's that honor is overrated.)
LMAO HELL YEAH!
I don't know. I probably wouldn't but it's hard to tell.
I think that would be funny though:
"I'm ba-"
"PEPE DID IT!!!!"
well, it depends if Pepe has the money to pay for it. If he does, yes, I blame it on him
(Yeah, that makes it OK...)
No I would feel so bad!
oh yeah no doubt about it.
id consider it, but no, id feel so guilty all the time
No, not the right thing to do.
Besides Pepe could probably act out what happened.
(Administrative Comment: We just got a Wii. It's fun.)
Thursday, June 25, 2009
June 26: And Farrah Fawcett too.
Well, folks, I tried, but nobody seems to be answering any
questions tonight unless they're about this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8&feature=featured
Seeing as any question I asked involving Michael Jackson
would have probably not been all that appropriate under the
circumstances, I decided to just hold off. I mean, the guy
did die. So, we'll just hold off for now and come back
Monday.
questions tonight unless they're about this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8&feature=featured
Seeing as any question I asked involving Michael Jackson
would have probably not been all that appropriate under the
circumstances, I decided to just hold off. I mean, the guy
did die. So, we'll just hold off for now and come back
Monday.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
June 25: Глупый Вопрос дня
Когда вы нажмете что коалу арбуза, какой была его реакция?
(I guess I owe you a little explanation before we move on. I took a question and put it into the Google translator, which is no doubt highly inaccurate. I then used the line 'What happened here?' to get people to look at the question. More explanation in the Administrative Comment. Also, I apologize to anyone who speaks Russian for the bad translation.)
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Yahoo! Answers:
hahahahaha
nothing
(Something must have happened. I can't read my own question.)
I don't know?
(No, you don't. I assume you wanted an answer since you used a question mark.)
My guess is you started to feel a little Russian.
"When you will press that the koala of a water-melon who was its reaction"
What?
Say whaaat?
what is this some kind of terrorist message?
What your going to kill the Presi..(bang)
(Only if you're the koala.)
ITS A SECRET CODE!
(NO IT'S NOT!)
someone wrote something in russian
When you click that koala watermelon, what was his reaction?
??????????????????????????????????? I'm tired and don't feel like trying to figure it out. Just someone tell me! Please.
(I will not condone laziness. You can get your own piece of pie.)
When you press that [koalu] of the watermelon, such as was its reaction-
this was per yahoo babelfish. I'm guessing it's a little off maybe?
(A little, yes.)
What happened here is that you put a Russian (or Ukranian) sentence in an English Q & A forum, where it would be sheer luck if someone who could read it came along. Suggest you ask again, putting the name of the language used, in the title so as to (hopefully!!) attract speakers of that language!!
(That would defeat the entire purpose and make this way less entertaining.)
When you will press that the koala of a water-melon who was its reaction?
hmmm.
if only i could read that.
Cal copied and pasted?
(Yep.)
Korian people got a hold of your comp.?
(Probably. It's seems like those Koreans are trying to do just about anything to us these days. Though I will definitely take this over being blown up.)
When you click that koala watermelon, what was his reaction?
silly russians
UM?! O.o''?! wha?
(Am I supposed to be able to decipher meaning from that?)
(Administrative Comment: The question was, "When you hit that koala with the watermelon, what was its reaction?")
(I guess I owe you a little explanation before we move on. I took a question and put it into the Google translator, which is no doubt highly inaccurate. I then used the line 'What happened here?' to get people to look at the question. More explanation in the Administrative Comment. Also, I apologize to anyone who speaks Russian for the bad translation.)
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Yahoo! Answers:
hahahahaha
nothing
(Something must have happened. I can't read my own question.)
I don't know?
(No, you don't. I assume you wanted an answer since you used a question mark.)
My guess is you started to feel a little Russian.
"When you will press that the koala of a water-melon who was its reaction"
What?
Say whaaat?
what is this some kind of terrorist message?
What your going to kill the Presi..(bang)
(Only if you're the koala.)
ITS A SECRET CODE!
(NO IT'S NOT!)
someone wrote something in russian
When you click that koala watermelon, what was his reaction?
??????????????????????????????????? I'm tired and don't feel like trying to figure it out. Just someone tell me! Please.
(I will not condone laziness. You can get your own piece of pie.)
When you press that [koalu] of the watermelon, such as was its reaction-
this was per yahoo babelfish. I'm guessing it's a little off maybe?
(A little, yes.)
What happened here is that you put a Russian (or Ukranian) sentence in an English Q & A forum, where it would be sheer luck if someone who could read it came along. Suggest you ask again, putting the name of the language used, in the title so as to (hopefully!!) attract speakers of that language!!
(That would defeat the entire purpose and make this way less entertaining.)
When you will press that the koala of a water-melon who was its reaction?
hmmm.
if only i could read that.
Cal copied and pasted?
(Yep.)
Korian people got a hold of your comp.?
(Probably. It's seems like those Koreans are trying to do just about anything to us these days. Though I will definitely take this over being blown up.)
When you click that koala watermelon, what was his reaction?
silly russians
UM?! O.o''?! wha?
(Am I supposed to be able to decipher meaning from that?)
(Administrative Comment: The question was, "When you hit that koala with the watermelon, what was its reaction?")
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
June 24: I don't expect you to understand the complexities here. Not all of us can be scientific geniuses.
You're working in the lab one day, when you find a brand new machine that the Chemistry gods have sent into your presence. It's the Graph Crapper 7000, a machine that blasts anything you put in it with atoms, blowing it to pieces. It then gives you a graph of the molecular breakdown of the object. But that's definitely not the fun part. You are alone with this multimillion dollar piece of equipment, so you of course must play with it. What are you going to obliterate in an awesome atom smashing spectacle?
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Yahoo! Answers:
rocks... lots and lots of rocks...
my neighbor's dog who poops everywhere
I would disassemble it and melt the pieces then destroy the blueprints and any other information about it. Not what you were expecting sorry.
today's humor
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies that look like your grand mother running around with tattoos and face jewelry?(And rap music will be the Golden Oldies !
(Not only is that not funny, both of those things are absolutely terrifying.)
Godfather 3
Oh look my B***** coworker seems to have left her precious Gold Card in her desk...
Whoops
(Why must you use something so awesome for evil?)
I would blow up Miley Cyrus.
My bosses house.
You.
(Bring it.)
North Korea.
north korea
A celebrities house.
Britney Spears. (I would sleep like a baby)
marshmallows.
I would blow up my father.
and maybe hitler if he was stil alive.
I'd rather have a case of hand grenades. We need to get out more.
(Hand grenades would be fun too. But what would be even more fun is putting a case of hand grenades into the Graph Crapper 7000.)
a penny
(And then the Feds swoop down upon you and take you into custody. And you thought that whole defacement of government property thing was a myth...)
Why blow only 1 thing?
I would Blow on a Rampage
my new blow-up doll that i just got
(Oh, you are too clever.)
the horrible town i grew up in after i move my family out, all those other rotten ------- gotta go
(Ah, memories...)
I would blow up the Earth and everything and everyone on it, so that way we can all find out together what waits for us after death.
(While several people here seem to be overestimating the size of the Graph Crapper 7000, I think you may have the biggest issue. In more ways than one.)
my high school
but i can give you the moleculor break down already
50% angst
20% blood sweat and tears
10% homework
5% hating yourself
5% hating everyone else
5% friends
4% boys/girls
1% learning **** youll never use in your life ever again
Hackensack, NJ. Superman reluctantly promised Miss Testmocker that if she saved him from the kryptonite, he would stop the nuclear bomb headed there instead of the one headed towards California. He then had to spin the Earth backwards to reverse time to stop that bomb and save California. Certainly if the bomb blew up Hackensack instead of California, he would have done the world a service by getting rid of New Jersey, and he wouldn't have bothered to reverse time.
(Batman is better.)
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Especially if the Graph Crapper 7000 has a "slow" setting.
(That can be arranged.)
Anything poisoness and EVIL! LoLz :) Like spiders! Well not all of them........
What's the molecular composition of a Bible? Is gold leaf really gold? Inquiring minds gotta know.
Also... a watermelon. It's not a guy toy unless it can obliterate watermelons.
(I know what I'm doing next time I'm bored.)
microwave all the way
my past!
i'd blow up some atoms
i'd just take some atoms and put them in and smash them
I'll go blow up some people who really get on my nerves
Okay, so you've asked this about four times now.
I guess you kept trying until you got a lot of answers.
(That's the idea, pal.)
(Administrative Comment: I discovered today that there's a guy who uses Yahoo Answers to go around searching solely for questions pertaining to Chuck Norris and answering them as if he was Chuck himself. Just thought I'd share.)
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Yahoo! Answers:
rocks... lots and lots of rocks...
my neighbor's dog who poops everywhere
I would disassemble it and melt the pieces then destroy the blueprints and any other information about it. Not what you were expecting sorry.
today's humor
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies that look like your grand mother running around with tattoos and face jewelry?(And rap music will be the Golden Oldies !
(Not only is that not funny, both of those things are absolutely terrifying.)
Godfather 3
Oh look my B***** coworker seems to have left her precious Gold Card in her desk...
Whoops
(Why must you use something so awesome for evil?)
I would blow up Miley Cyrus.
My bosses house.
You.
(Bring it.)
North Korea.
north korea
A celebrities house.
Britney Spears. (I would sleep like a baby)
marshmallows.
I would blow up my father.
and maybe hitler if he was stil alive.
I'd rather have a case of hand grenades. We need to get out more.
(Hand grenades would be fun too. But what would be even more fun is putting a case of hand grenades into the Graph Crapper 7000.)
a penny
(And then the Feds swoop down upon you and take you into custody. And you thought that whole defacement of government property thing was a myth...)
Why blow only 1 thing?
I would Blow on a Rampage
my new blow-up doll that i just got
(Oh, you are too clever.)
the horrible town i grew up in after i move my family out, all those other rotten ------- gotta go
(Ah, memories...)
I would blow up the Earth and everything and everyone on it, so that way we can all find out together what waits for us after death.
(While several people here seem to be overestimating the size of the Graph Crapper 7000, I think you may have the biggest issue. In more ways than one.)
my high school
but i can give you the moleculor break down already
50% angst
20% blood sweat and tears
10% homework
5% hating yourself
5% hating everyone else
5% friends
4% boys/girls
1% learning **** youll never use in your life ever again
Hackensack, NJ. Superman reluctantly promised Miss Testmocker that if she saved him from the kryptonite, he would stop the nuclear bomb headed there instead of the one headed towards California. He then had to spin the Earth backwards to reverse time to stop that bomb and save California. Certainly if the bomb blew up Hackensack instead of California, he would have done the world a service by getting rid of New Jersey, and he wouldn't have bothered to reverse time.
(Batman is better.)
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Especially if the Graph Crapper 7000 has a "slow" setting.
(That can be arranged.)
Anything poisoness and EVIL! LoLz :) Like spiders! Well not all of them........
What's the molecular composition of a Bible? Is gold leaf really gold? Inquiring minds gotta know.
Also... a watermelon. It's not a guy toy unless it can obliterate watermelons.
(I know what I'm doing next time I'm bored.)
microwave all the way
my past!
i'd blow up some atoms
i'd just take some atoms and put them in and smash them
I'll go blow up some people who really get on my nerves
Okay, so you've asked this about four times now.
I guess you kept trying until you got a lot of answers.
(That's the idea, pal.)
(Administrative Comment: I discovered today that there's a guy who uses Yahoo Answers to go around searching solely for questions pertaining to Chuck Norris and answering them as if he was Chuck himself. Just thought I'd share.)
Sunday, June 21, 2009
June 22: If you can't beat 'em...
Chuck Norris pops up in answers to a lot of questions. What's the strangest question you've seen Chuck become a part of?
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Yahoo! Answers:
This one LOL!
i dont like him
(You better not let Chuck Norris hear you say that.)
hahahaha lifes like a box of choclates
you never know when chuck norris is gonna kill you
hes actually in every question, you can only see him if youre awesome
Chuck Norris Questions about kung fu
(...That actually seems like it would make a lot of sense. You fail.)
Chuck Norris is his own question.
And he is his own answer.
(That's deep, man. Deep.)
some chick was having family probs and crap. lots of drama.
every single question involving him!
Is Chuck Norris the only one that can help you when you are constipated??
(I think we have a winner.)
who should the world president
(He'd have my vote.)
the boogie man checks his closet every night for chuck norris.
normal people have superman pajamas, superman has chuck norris pajamas.
one time chuck norris removed one hair from his beard and scewerd three men in the heart with it.
(Thanks for sharing. I'm sure no one's heard those before.)
let's have chuck shave his back for charity
I love him
This has got to be the strangest question about Chuck Norris ever.!
"How long would Chuck Norris last in the worst housing project?"
(.....O.....K......)
Chuck Norris isn't in questions, he just lets them share his space =]
does chuck norris eat miley cyrus for breakfast, i saw that one 2 days ago
(Administrative Comment: I forgot to mention this last time, but Friday featured the 100th post for Stupid Question of the Day! Was it the 100th question. Not by a long shot. Was it even the 100th legitimate post? Absolutely not! Technical difficulties and my own laziness have prevented that. But nevertheless, this thing's telling me I've posting 100 times, so I'm going to pretend like it's significant and go meditate on why I have so much spare time.)
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Yahoo! Answers:
This one LOL!
i dont like him
(You better not let Chuck Norris hear you say that.)
hahahaha lifes like a box of choclates
you never know when chuck norris is gonna kill you
hes actually in every question, you can only see him if youre awesome
Chuck Norris Questions about kung fu
(...That actually seems like it would make a lot of sense. You fail.)
Chuck Norris is his own question.
And he is his own answer.
(That's deep, man. Deep.)
some chick was having family probs and crap. lots of drama.
every single question involving him!
Is Chuck Norris the only one that can help you when you are constipated??
(I think we have a winner.)
who should the world president
(He'd have my vote.)
the boogie man checks his closet every night for chuck norris.
normal people have superman pajamas, superman has chuck norris pajamas.
one time chuck norris removed one hair from his beard and scewerd three men in the heart with it.
(Thanks for sharing. I'm sure no one's heard those before.)
let's have chuck shave his back for charity
I love him
This has got to be the strangest question about Chuck Norris ever.!
"How long would Chuck Norris last in the worst housing project?"
(.....O.....K......)
Chuck Norris isn't in questions, he just lets them share his space =]
does chuck norris eat miley cyrus for breakfast, i saw that one 2 days ago
(Administrative Comment: I forgot to mention this last time, but Friday featured the 100th post for Stupid Question of the Day! Was it the 100th question. Not by a long shot. Was it even the 100th legitimate post? Absolutely not! Technical difficulties and my own laziness have prevented that. But nevertheless, this thing's telling me I've posting 100 times, so I'm going to pretend like it's significant and go meditate on why I have so much spare time.)
Thursday, June 18, 2009
June 19: SQotD does not condone physical violence.
If someone you didn't know walked up to where you are right now, slapped you upside the head, and then walked away without a word what would you do?
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Yahoo! Answers:
knock the betch out
(This may be the least clever way I've ever seen someone try to get around Yahoo's censor. An ! in place of the e would have been much more effective.)
look at him, confused.. thinking "what's wrong?" then walk away as if nothing happened
Eat a bagel
(That'll show him.)
Just because we don't know each other doesn't mean we can't love each other.
(Tell that to the dude who just popped you in the noggin.)
Go after them, then slap and punch them twice as hard, then walk away.........
Put them on life support.
go after that person and thump 'em all out ...i cant stand being dissed
(Yeah, it really hurts your street cred.)
Put a foot in their *** as they walk away.
(That's gonna make it hard to walk away.)
kick em in the shin he'd be limpin away
slap that person back lol
(Oh my, you are funny.)
Chase them and punch them.....
They wouldn't have that hand for very long.
id be up their butt demanding an explanation...which ultimately wouldnt help them any from me whoopin up on em
(It's a good idea, but i'd be in their face demanding an explanation instead. It would be way more effective and much less uncomfortable for both of you.)
find out what they were doing in my house
Quick, back-handed slap to the nuts, followed immediately by open palm-web thrust to exposed throat when his head instinctively moves forward in response to groin attack.
(You know, all they did was slap you. I think that first move is more than enough for your revenge. After that you've gone a step beyond cruel.)
slap dat ******* ***** so ******* hard she will cry home to her mom
i'd go f-ing ape s*** on their ***!
(How is that different from going normal s*** on someone's ***?)
grab them by the hair and slam their head into my knee and walk away without a word
(I've always wanted to do that to someone...)
i woudl wonder why they were in my bedroom at 12 at night???
put the smackdown on their candy ***
Go back to them, give them a dead leg, then a leg sweep (since they're now limping or hopping on one leg) then ask them why they just did that. If no answer comes out, then I'd punch them in the jejunum, which is a part of your lower intestine, and when punched, it makes them throw up.
(I can't imagine the jejunum makes it into attack plans very often.)
Id probably grab him/her and punch them then throw them out my window on 2nd floor n act like i never knew about it n that it never happened lol i wuld
first of all i dont think anyone in their right mind would do such a thing .. and if they did my --- would react right away and attack them back ..
I'd say HEY!!!! then when they walk off jump on their back and punch their head
I will tap the persons shoulder and when they turn around take their picture and go report to the police . If you hit the person back you are also doing something wrong .
Beat the ---- out of him/her
Report them to the Police.
Spit on them.
go to them and politely slap the **** out of them till im happy and cuss and whatever will make me pleased to get revenge :)
(At least you would do it politely.)
I'd body slam them to the ground. And then I would walk away and call them a ******.
laugh and then go and gleefully kick their ---
Beat the ______ out of them
kick their ****!
(I'm having a hard time figuring out what foul word he said here that was four letters long.)
I probably deserved it.
(That's right you did.)
probably stick my tongue out at them and them smack them back XD
be bewildered,shout back at them, and if the person duznt reply, run ahead and kick ***....
(Administrative Comment: This is totally unrelated, but you may remember a while back that someone used the, I don't know what you'd call this, um, phrase I guess, "ROFLOLMAOM". Absolutely disgusted and very confused, I went hunting for the meaning, when I came across the Urban Dictionary definition, which I found quite entertaining. It's worth checking out:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ROFLOLMAOMG)
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Yahoo! Answers:
knock the betch out
(This may be the least clever way I've ever seen someone try to get around Yahoo's censor. An ! in place of the e would have been much more effective.)
look at him, confused.. thinking "what's wrong?" then walk away as if nothing happened
Eat a bagel
(That'll show him.)
Just because we don't know each other doesn't mean we can't love each other.
(Tell that to the dude who just popped you in the noggin.)
Go after them, then slap and punch them twice as hard, then walk away.........
Put them on life support.
go after that person and thump 'em all out ...i cant stand being dissed
(Yeah, it really hurts your street cred.)
Put a foot in their *** as they walk away.
(That's gonna make it hard to walk away.)
kick em in the shin he'd be limpin away
slap that person back lol
(Oh my, you are funny.)
Chase them and punch them.....
They wouldn't have that hand for very long.
id be up their butt demanding an explanation...which ultimately wouldnt help them any from me whoopin up on em
(It's a good idea, but i'd be in their face demanding an explanation instead. It would be way more effective and much less uncomfortable for both of you.)
find out what they were doing in my house
Quick, back-handed slap to the nuts, followed immediately by open palm-web thrust to exposed throat when his head instinctively moves forward in response to groin attack.
(You know, all they did was slap you. I think that first move is more than enough for your revenge. After that you've gone a step beyond cruel.)
slap dat ******* ***** so ******* hard she will cry home to her mom
i'd go f-ing ape s*** on their ***!
(How is that different from going normal s*** on someone's ***?)
grab them by the hair and slam their head into my knee and walk away without a word
(I've always wanted to do that to someone...)
i woudl wonder why they were in my bedroom at 12 at night???
put the smackdown on their candy ***
Go back to them, give them a dead leg, then a leg sweep (since they're now limping or hopping on one leg) then ask them why they just did that. If no answer comes out, then I'd punch them in the jejunum, which is a part of your lower intestine, and when punched, it makes them throw up.
(I can't imagine the jejunum makes it into attack plans very often.)
Id probably grab him/her and punch them then throw them out my window on 2nd floor n act like i never knew about it n that it never happened lol i wuld
first of all i dont think anyone in their right mind would do such a thing .. and if they did my --- would react right away and attack them back ..
I'd say HEY!!!! then when they walk off jump on their back and punch their head
I will tap the persons shoulder and when they turn around take their picture and go report to the police . If you hit the person back you are also doing something wrong .
Beat the ---- out of him/her
Report them to the Police.
Spit on them.
go to them and politely slap the **** out of them till im happy and cuss and whatever will make me pleased to get revenge :)
(At least you would do it politely.)
I'd body slam them to the ground. And then I would walk away and call them a ******.
laugh and then go and gleefully kick their ---
Beat the ______ out of them
kick their ****!
(I'm having a hard time figuring out what foul word he said here that was four letters long.)
I probably deserved it.
(That's right you did.)
probably stick my tongue out at them and them smack them back XD
be bewildered,shout back at them, and if the person duznt reply, run ahead and kick ***....
(Administrative Comment: This is totally unrelated, but you may remember a while back that someone used the, I don't know what you'd call this, um, phrase I guess, "ROFLOLMAOM". Absolutely disgusted and very confused, I went hunting for the meaning, when I came across the Urban Dictionary definition, which I found quite entertaining. It's worth checking out:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ROFLOLMAOMG)
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
June 18: Honor is dead.
You're playing poker in an old west saloon and you've just cheated the wrong cowboy. He jumps across the table, grabs you by the bolo tie and drags you out into the street. It's time for an old fashioned shootout. 10 paces. Now, it's a fairly nice day, so you would rather not die. Therefore, the way you see it, you have three options. Man up and try to beat this punk, run away while his back is turned and hope he doesn't catch you, or throw all honor away and shoot him while he's counting off his paces. You should know: your draw is average at best and you hit your target about as often as Shaq hits a free throw (that's bad). What do you do?
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Yahoo! Answers:
You call upon chuck Norris.
(Should have seen this one coming.)
I would try to take him back inside and buy him a drink
(That wasn't an option.)
Have my friend cut him down long range with a rifle
(Neither was that. But I'll give you this: If you can accomplish this in the time that elapses in this scenario, you certainly deserve to live.)
Take 3 steps then turn around and shoot him.
Haha that'll teach 'em to mess with me.
go on with the shoot out if i die it will be with honor
I'd run.
P.S. I don't wear bolo ties. I really would rather be dead.
(One day someone is going to strangle you to death with a bolo tie and the irony will be awesome.)
Run away.
lol.
kill the guy while his back is turned and run like hell lolz
(I think the only way you can make "lol" or any similar expression worse is by adding a z to the end of it.)
i would call chuck norris
(I don't understand, do you have his phone number or is he like Spiderman and just always there when needed?)
Dig a hole fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Congratulations, you win the Idiot of the Day award. You choose to run, but go the only direction where he can trap and shoot you without exerting any effort. You deserve what's coming to you.)
when his back is turned shoot the muthaf*****
If I'm playing poker, I wouldn't have to cheat. I'm a bad mofo at poker. But if I were you, I guess I would shoot him in the back and run!!!
chuck Norris
(This really is getting out of hand.)
run away!!!
Fold your cards
Run Away
Knee him in the groin and beat him in the back of the neck with my desert eagle while hes bending over. Then elbow him in the spine and shoot his left thigh before grabbing my money and leaving.
-Bob
(Administrative Comment: Actually, this really is more of a personal note, so if you aren't part of a band called The Robbers, you can stop reading now. Really, it isn't worth your time, so go away. There's nothing left for you here. Fine, keep reading, but this won't have any significance to you at all and you will have wasted valuable seconds of your life.
I tried getting response on your song, but it's just not happening. It looks like you won't be able to make an appearance here after all. Only got four responses. Unlike us, you have apparently achieved high enough quality to where people don't feel compelled to share their dislike. I congratulate you.)
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Yahoo! Answers:
You call upon chuck Norris.
(Should have seen this one coming.)
I would try to take him back inside and buy him a drink
(That wasn't an option.)
Have my friend cut him down long range with a rifle
(Neither was that. But I'll give you this: If you can accomplish this in the time that elapses in this scenario, you certainly deserve to live.)
Take 3 steps then turn around and shoot him.
Haha that'll teach 'em to mess with me.
go on with the shoot out if i die it will be with honor
I'd run.
P.S. I don't wear bolo ties. I really would rather be dead.
(One day someone is going to strangle you to death with a bolo tie and the irony will be awesome.)
Run away.
lol.
kill the guy while his back is turned and run like hell lolz
(I think the only way you can make "lol" or any similar expression worse is by adding a z to the end of it.)
i would call chuck norris
(I don't understand, do you have his phone number or is he like Spiderman and just always there when needed?)
Dig a hole fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Congratulations, you win the Idiot of the Day award. You choose to run, but go the only direction where he can trap and shoot you without exerting any effort. You deserve what's coming to you.)
when his back is turned shoot the muthaf*****
If I'm playing poker, I wouldn't have to cheat. I'm a bad mofo at poker. But if I were you, I guess I would shoot him in the back and run!!!
chuck Norris
(This really is getting out of hand.)
run away!!!
Fold your cards
Run Away
Knee him in the groin and beat him in the back of the neck with my desert eagle while hes bending over. Then elbow him in the spine and shoot his left thigh before grabbing my money and leaving.
-Bob
(Administrative Comment: Actually, this really is more of a personal note, so if you aren't part of a band called The Robbers, you can stop reading now. Really, it isn't worth your time, so go away. There's nothing left for you here. Fine, keep reading, but this won't have any significance to you at all and you will have wasted valuable seconds of your life.
I tried getting response on your song, but it's just not happening. It looks like you won't be able to make an appearance here after all. Only got four responses. Unlike us, you have apparently achieved high enough quality to where people don't feel compelled to share their dislike. I congratulate you.)
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
June 17: Thoughts
Slow night on Yahoo. Here are some thoughts for you. This is important stuff, make sure and read carefully. There may be a quiz.
- I was at Wal-Mart the other day and saw, when walking back to my vehicle, a car that had "Baby on Board" written on the back window in shoe polish. Now, I've seen these signs before and I think I understand the paranoia that goes into protecting one's offspring. But I think the people who use these Baby on Board signs kind of live in a fantasy world. This (along with any derivative of this) never happens, no matter how much you wish it did:
(Someone's driving along and spots a car with a Baby on Board sign)
"By George, there's a small child riding in yonder motor vehicle! I must take great care not to make violent contact with yonder motor vehicle using my own car. Here, I shall move over into the adjacent lane, which is clearly a perilous move considering it is far more crowded. For over in yonder lane I do not have to take nearly as much care concerning striking the vehicle of another. And if I am the cause of a severe and possibly fatal automotive accident, I at least can have the peace of mind of knowing I did not hit anyone that was courteous enough to inform me of the presence of a young lad or lass."
It's not like a "Student Driver" sign, where you avoid the vehicle because it might do something stupid to hurt you. The baby isn't driving the car. If I'm wrong, please prove it to me. Because if I am I'm going to write "Don't Hit Me!" in really big letters on my car.
- Never go to Wal-Mart at 5:30 in the afternoon. Unless of course you hate yourself and like fighting through thousands of people and waiting in really long lines. Optimal Wal-Mart shopping time is 10 Pm - 11 PM. The crowds aren't as big, and they haven't started stocking yet. This is one of the most valuable things I've learned in college.
- Dual monitor display is like the coolest thing ever.
- Just to reinforce what I said in my last group of thoughts, you should never read Moby Dick. It doesn't get any better in the last 200 pages.
- I've done something recently that I never thought I would do: I've watched about 10 hours of a single documentary. I know what you're thinking... "What would possess you to do that?", "Dear God, why?", "Why do you think I care?". These are questions I asked myself. Except for maybe that last one. But it's interesting stuff. It's called "Ken Burns' Baseball". Watch it if you like awesome things.
- I was at Wal-Mart the other day and saw, when walking back to my vehicle, a car that had "Baby on Board" written on the back window in shoe polish. Now, I've seen these signs before and I think I understand the paranoia that goes into protecting one's offspring. But I think the people who use these Baby on Board signs kind of live in a fantasy world. This (along with any derivative of this) never happens, no matter how much you wish it did:
(Someone's driving along and spots a car with a Baby on Board sign)
"By George, there's a small child riding in yonder motor vehicle! I must take great care not to make violent contact with yonder motor vehicle using my own car. Here, I shall move over into the adjacent lane, which is clearly a perilous move considering it is far more crowded. For over in yonder lane I do not have to take nearly as much care concerning striking the vehicle of another. And if I am the cause of a severe and possibly fatal automotive accident, I at least can have the peace of mind of knowing I did not hit anyone that was courteous enough to inform me of the presence of a young lad or lass."
It's not like a "Student Driver" sign, where you avoid the vehicle because it might do something stupid to hurt you. The baby isn't driving the car. If I'm wrong, please prove it to me. Because if I am I'm going to write "Don't Hit Me!" in really big letters on my car.
- Never go to Wal-Mart at 5:30 in the afternoon. Unless of course you hate yourself and like fighting through thousands of people and waiting in really long lines. Optimal Wal-Mart shopping time is 10 Pm - 11 PM. The crowds aren't as big, and they haven't started stocking yet. This is one of the most valuable things I've learned in college.
- Dual monitor display is like the coolest thing ever.
- Just to reinforce what I said in my last group of thoughts, you should never read Moby Dick. It doesn't get any better in the last 200 pages.
- I've done something recently that I never thought I would do: I've watched about 10 hours of a single documentary. I know what you're thinking... "What would possess you to do that?", "Dear God, why?", "Why do you think I care?". These are questions I asked myself. Except for maybe that last one. But it's interesting stuff. It's called "Ken Burns' Baseball". Watch it if you like awesome things.
Monday, June 15, 2009
June 16: Self-sacrifice for the sake of posting a quesiton.
What do you think of about this song?
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Yahoo! Answers:
Due to the nature of this question, I have once again taken the liberty of dividing the answers into categories that are both accurate reflections of their quality and totally unbiased.
People Who No Doubt Were Professional Music Critics Using Yahoo Answers
yes
(So blown away he could only muster up a single word. We tend to have that effect on people.)
I think I may be dumber after listening to it.
lol, funny though.
eh...?
(Yes, it was amazing wasn't it?)
Its pretty good.
Work on voice alot.
The meaning is definitely there.
(You have no idea. And you should lay off the singing. He was making up the words as he went along.)
uumm..........well..........
i think its original
(Thank you.)
Wow. Thats umm...Thats....Good?
(Yes.)
.........
(I think that about sums it up.)
not amazing but not horrible
(I'll take it.)
not exactly my cup of tea... but it made me laugh. thanks for that:)
(You are quite welcome.)
People Who Don't Like Music
i listened to about 10 seconds...it's not very good
(You should have listened to the rest of it.)
15 seconds in I turned it back... sorry, lol
(Same deal.)
In the immortal words of Butt Head:"Huh! Huh! What the hell is this crap? They suck! Huh! Huh! Huh!"
(I'm glad you didn't like it. People who quote Butt Head aren't exactly in our target fan base.)
HORRIBLE!!!
its not that good.
(You're not that good.)
not that good
uh no
i like this:
(She posted a link to the new Papa Roach song "I Almost Told You That I Loved You", a song so graphic I'm shocked they're allowed to play it on the radio.)
Fool
ill check the song tomorrow
why?
1)I'm on my laptop, in my bed
2)Ppl would wake up coz its 1:30am
3)I dont have headphones
(Administrative Comment: So, yesterday. Bottom line: I got distracted. Therefore, no post. My bad.)
(Administrative Comment #2: I'm seriously considering posting a similar question using a song by the Robbers. Anyone objecting to this has, oh, let's say... 48 hours to make your concerns known.)
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Yahoo! Answers:
Due to the nature of this question, I have once again taken the liberty of dividing the answers into categories that are both accurate reflections of their quality and totally unbiased.
People Who No Doubt Were Professional Music Critics Using Yahoo Answers
yes
(So blown away he could only muster up a single word. We tend to have that effect on people.)
I think I may be dumber after listening to it.
lol, funny though.
eh...?
(Yes, it was amazing wasn't it?)
Its pretty good.
Work on voice alot.
The meaning is definitely there.
(You have no idea. And you should lay off the singing. He was making up the words as he went along.)
uumm..........well..........
i think its original
(Thank you.)
Wow. Thats umm...Thats....Good?
(Yes.)
.........
(I think that about sums it up.)
not amazing but not horrible
(I'll take it.)
not exactly my cup of tea... but it made me laugh. thanks for that:)
(You are quite welcome.)
People Who Don't Like Music
i listened to about 10 seconds...it's not very good
(You should have listened to the rest of it.)
15 seconds in I turned it back... sorry, lol
(Same deal.)
In the immortal words of Butt Head:"Huh! Huh! What the hell is this crap? They suck! Huh! Huh! Huh!"
(I'm glad you didn't like it. People who quote Butt Head aren't exactly in our target fan base.)
HORRIBLE!!!
its not that good.
(You're not that good.)
not that good
uh no
i like this:
(She posted a link to the new Papa Roach song "I Almost Told You That I Loved You", a song so graphic I'm shocked they're allowed to play it on the radio.)
Fool
ill check the song tomorrow
why?
1)I'm on my laptop, in my bed
2)Ppl would wake up coz its 1:30am
3)I dont have headphones
(Administrative Comment: So, yesterday. Bottom line: I got distracted. Therefore, no post. My bad.)
(Administrative Comment #2: I'm seriously considering posting a similar question using a song by the Robbers. Anyone objecting to this has, oh, let's say... 48 hours to make your concerns known.)
Thursday, June 11, 2009
June 12: I don't really even like Trix. But it's the principle of the thing.
I don't know about you, but I'm tired of this freakin' rabbit trying to steal my Trix. We need to do something about it. How do we stop him?
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Yahoo! Answers:
Try to get the Leprechaun from Lucky Charms to help you out, maybe that'll help.
(I tried, but he just kept running away screaming something like, "You'll never get me Lucky Charms!" Psychopath...)
Why not just give him Trix?
(They're mine.)
quit poppin pills then u'll prolly be better........................
nothing beats the stopping power of a .357 Magnum revolver or a .40 cal semi-auto pistol.
Give him his **** Trix. He'll leave you alone if you give him a box.
(As I said, they're mine.)
I give don't know why we can't just give it too him. Poor guy.
I want a world where rabbits can eat cereal without being chased by crazy kids.
Add some cyanide to the next bowl... just make sure the wife don't know or well, then again, I'll be an alibi.. ;)... lol, jk
you're a retard
give the box to the trix rabbit.
(If I'm a retard for asking the question, what does that make you for answering it?)
trap him
like the ones in movies.
idk!
(Yes, because I've seen all those movies where the people are trapping rabbits.)
give him a job and directions to a walmart
I always felt sorry for the Trix Rabbit b/c he never actually got to sit down and take a bite of the cereal. Maybe he needs to get a real rabbit job so that he can afford his own Trix cereal...
*Source*: Growing up feeling sorry for the Trix Rabbit, Charlie Brown not being able to kick Lucy's football, and Lucky the Leprechaun from Lucky Charms cereal...
(That's a sad childhood.)
With a GIANT ROBOT!!!! AND LAZERS
do it like Wil. E Coyote and call the acme company...
(Yeah, that worked out soooo well for him.)
The simplest way to stop him is to take out his everlasting batteries, that will stop him in his tracks lol...!
(I think you're slightly confused, but I have to say... The Trix rabbit running on Energizer would be an unstoppable force.)
(Administrative Comment: Long ago in a land far away from here there was a village that was situated at the foot of a small mountain. The people who lived in this village were the Trids, a secluded group known chiefly for their small stature. Overall the Trids were a happy people. They enjoyed chocolate, chess, and frolicking. But one thing that made the Trids sad was that they could not frolic on the mountain by their village. You see, there was a giant who lived on this mountain overlooking the village of the Trids, and anytime a Trid would try to ascend even a short way up the mountain, the giant would come and give them a swift kick to send them rolling back down into the village. This troubled the Trids. Why would anyone want to do this to such a harmless, happy group of folks? One day one of the smarter Trids had a great idea. "Let's call the rabbi from the next town," this Trid exclaimed, "he'll know what to do!" His fellow villagers found this to be a fantastic idea, for this particular rabbi's wisdom was praised throughout the land. So the Trids invited the rabbi to the village and, after learning of the predicament faced by the poor Trids, he agreed to go and see if he could talk some sense into the giant. The next day the rabbi set off up the mountain, always ready to be kicked back down again. But the rabbi marched on for several minutes without a kick. Finally he saw the giant sitting on a rock a little way up the slope. He carefully approached. The giant looked up and saw him, but did nothing. After a momentary pause, the rabbi continued up to where the giant was sitting. Getting the giant's attention, the rabbi said, "Mr. Giant, forgive me, but I don't seem to understand. Why did you not come and kick me down the mountain when you saw me?" The giant looked thoughtfully at the rabbi and, smirking slightly, said, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!")
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Yahoo! Answers:
Try to get the Leprechaun from Lucky Charms to help you out, maybe that'll help.
(I tried, but he just kept running away screaming something like, "You'll never get me Lucky Charms!" Psychopath...)
Why not just give him Trix?
(They're mine.)
quit poppin pills then u'll prolly be better........................
nothing beats the stopping power of a .357 Magnum revolver or a .40 cal semi-auto pistol.
Give him his **** Trix. He'll leave you alone if you give him a box.
(As I said, they're mine.)
I give don't know why we can't just give it too him. Poor guy.
I want a world where rabbits can eat cereal without being chased by crazy kids.
Add some cyanide to the next bowl... just make sure the wife don't know or well, then again, I'll be an alibi.. ;)... lol, jk
you're a retard
give the box to the trix rabbit.
(If I'm a retard for asking the question, what does that make you for answering it?)
trap him
like the ones in movies.
idk!
(Yes, because I've seen all those movies where the people are trapping rabbits.)
give him a job and directions to a walmart
I always felt sorry for the Trix Rabbit b/c he never actually got to sit down and take a bite of the cereal. Maybe he needs to get a real rabbit job so that he can afford his own Trix cereal...
*Source*: Growing up feeling sorry for the Trix Rabbit, Charlie Brown not being able to kick Lucy's football, and Lucky the Leprechaun from Lucky Charms cereal...
(That's a sad childhood.)
With a GIANT ROBOT!!!! AND LAZERS
do it like Wil. E Coyote and call the acme company...
(Yeah, that worked out soooo well for him.)
The simplest way to stop him is to take out his everlasting batteries, that will stop him in his tracks lol...!
(I think you're slightly confused, but I have to say... The Trix rabbit running on Energizer would be an unstoppable force.)
(Administrative Comment: Long ago in a land far away from here there was a village that was situated at the foot of a small mountain. The people who lived in this village were the Trids, a secluded group known chiefly for their small stature. Overall the Trids were a happy people. They enjoyed chocolate, chess, and frolicking. But one thing that made the Trids sad was that they could not frolic on the mountain by their village. You see, there was a giant who lived on this mountain overlooking the village of the Trids, and anytime a Trid would try to ascend even a short way up the mountain, the giant would come and give them a swift kick to send them rolling back down into the village. This troubled the Trids. Why would anyone want to do this to such a harmless, happy group of folks? One day one of the smarter Trids had a great idea. "Let's call the rabbi from the next town," this Trid exclaimed, "he'll know what to do!" His fellow villagers found this to be a fantastic idea, for this particular rabbi's wisdom was praised throughout the land. So the Trids invited the rabbi to the village and, after learning of the predicament faced by the poor Trids, he agreed to go and see if he could talk some sense into the giant. The next day the rabbi set off up the mountain, always ready to be kicked back down again. But the rabbi marched on for several minutes without a kick. Finally he saw the giant sitting on a rock a little way up the slope. He carefully approached. The giant looked up and saw him, but did nothing. After a momentary pause, the rabbi continued up to where the giant was sitting. Getting the giant's attention, the rabbi said, "Mr. Giant, forgive me, but I don't seem to understand. Why did you not come and kick me down the mountain when you saw me?" The giant looked thoughtfully at the rabbi and, smirking slightly, said, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!")
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
June 11: You can blame this one on Mother Nature.
Setting - A lonely old diner, sometime in the distant future. Outside it rains. An old man sits alone at the bar. A young business traveler enters.
Youngster: Wow, it's really coming down out there. I had to pull off the road, let it pass.
Geezer: Ha, you think this is a story do ye. You've never seen a storm young'un. Let me tell ye about one of the greatest storms I ever did see...
Youngster: Actually, sir, I'd rather you di-
Geezer: It was back in the summer of, oh, I believe it was 'Ot 9. 'Twas a day like any other. Until the rains came. You could see it darkening in the distance. The horizon warned of a gale not often seen in these parts. And it delivered on its word. When the sirens sounded we knew it was a-comin' this way. But this had o'course happened before, so we worried not. But soon the sky became dark as the dead o' night. Right after we brought the dog safely into shelter the rains began. First a drizzle. Then a steady shower. And then a downpour. Sheets and sheets of water. And the wind. Lord Almighty, the wind! It howled louder than a pack o' wolves. The weatherman spoke of it ripping up 100 year old oak trees. Oh, how it blew!
Youngster: Wow, that sounds like quite a storm. Now I real-
Geezer: 'Twasn't 20 minutes later that the power did begin to flicker. Just on and off at first. But then the big one hit. No electricity at all. And meanwhile the storm raged. The rain fell. The wind blew. The Ranger game was canceled. But it didn't matter, for we were not destined to watch any more TV that night anyway. The electricity was gone, and it seemed as if it would never return. It did eventually, but it was over 6 hours later. 6 hours! 'Twas a boring night. Phones were dead. Computers inaccessible. Everything entertaining needed a plug! Perhaps the greatest travesty was that it prevented the posting of my question. My fan's tears fell like the rain outside. A sad day indeed! But, yes... that, son, was a storm.
Youngster: Hmm... What do you mean "posting of a question"?
Geezer: You are too nosy, sonny Jim. Can't an old man sit in peace? Go away!
Youngster: But you-
Geezer: You heard me! Skedaddle!
*Young business traveler goes to the other side of the diner*
Geezer: Dad blame young'uns, always buttin' inta other people's business. Probably uses chatspeak like the rest of 'em...
Youngster: Wow, it's really coming down out there. I had to pull off the road, let it pass.
Geezer: Ha, you think this is a story do ye. You've never seen a storm young'un. Let me tell ye about one of the greatest storms I ever did see...
Youngster: Actually, sir, I'd rather you di-
Geezer: It was back in the summer of, oh, I believe it was 'Ot 9. 'Twas a day like any other. Until the rains came. You could see it darkening in the distance. The horizon warned of a gale not often seen in these parts. And it delivered on its word. When the sirens sounded we knew it was a-comin' this way. But this had o'course happened before, so we worried not. But soon the sky became dark as the dead o' night. Right after we brought the dog safely into shelter the rains began. First a drizzle. Then a steady shower. And then a downpour. Sheets and sheets of water. And the wind. Lord Almighty, the wind! It howled louder than a pack o' wolves. The weatherman spoke of it ripping up 100 year old oak trees. Oh, how it blew!
Youngster: Wow, that sounds like quite a storm. Now I real-
Geezer: 'Twasn't 20 minutes later that the power did begin to flicker. Just on and off at first. But then the big one hit. No electricity at all. And meanwhile the storm raged. The rain fell. The wind blew. The Ranger game was canceled. But it didn't matter, for we were not destined to watch any more TV that night anyway. The electricity was gone, and it seemed as if it would never return. It did eventually, but it was over 6 hours later. 6 hours! 'Twas a boring night. Phones were dead. Computers inaccessible. Everything entertaining needed a plug! Perhaps the greatest travesty was that it prevented the posting of my question. My fan's tears fell like the rain outside. A sad day indeed! But, yes... that, son, was a storm.
Youngster: Hmm... What do you mean "posting of a question"?
Geezer: You are too nosy, sonny Jim. Can't an old man sit in peace? Go away!
Youngster: But you-
Geezer: You heard me! Skedaddle!
*Young business traveler goes to the other side of the diner*
Geezer: Dad blame young'uns, always buttin' inta other people's business. Probably uses chatspeak like the rest of 'em...
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
June 10: The key is working on the transition from sitting to sprinting.
It's 2016, and you're about to live your lifelong dream. You are representing your home country in the olympics, and you've reached the final match of the Duck, Duck, Goose event. Fame and glory await you. But the match will be tough. Your opponents are fierce. There's the Nigerian, the Swede, the Spaniard, the Hungarian, and (in a big upset) the Peruvian. But you, you will be victorious, because you have a fool-proof gameplan. What is it?
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Yahoo! Answers:
Wow, I should really update my calender
(It's amazing how time flies when you're doing some intense Duck, Duck, Goose training.)
Goose the first person. That'll surprise them!
(That never works.)
My plan is to give them all a good hit of marijuana before the game. So before the game they will all get stoned. So when they are playing they can just run around and do random stuff. So i win!! Yay me!!!
Intensive body odor. NOBODY wants to get that much yuck on their hand.
(I don't think you should be willing to sacrifice your hygiene to where you stink so bad no one will touch you. It's not worth it.)
My lifelong dream isn't to be in the Olympics, hell I've never even watched them before.
take a small pocket knife with you and when that ****** foreign basterd calls you a goose give him a quick stab in the ankle. I bet that **** will work
HAHA ROFLOLMFAOMG at the first answer.
Same. I only watch swimming and gymnastics :p
(Really? Really? ROFLOLMFAOMG? *exasperated beyond the point of comment*)
I want to be a super saiyan though... : (
(Good for you.)
its getting up before they tap me
(That's a good way to get a lifetime ban from the International Duck, Duck, Goose League.)
uhhm
shorter people will have shorter limbs right? So Ill tag the shortest one there after faking it. I will still need to work on my agility though
Oil slicks in the back of my shoes man : ] gets them EVERYTIME
What if I don't plan on going to the olympics or ever playing Duck, Duck, Goose with other countries? If I had to answer, I guess I'd just stick it out there and try my best? Does that count?
(No. That's lame.)
drink a red bull before the match to give me the boost i need to out run them.
(And wings. Don't forget about the wings. That will be a huge advantage.)
keep hitting them on their heads really hard until i knock them out =]
Wow, unreal, I never gave it a thought, lol, but I'm working on it now...!
I would duck first...but then duck and goose simultaneously. I better get my finger ready...
I would duck the Nigerian, duck the Spaniard, duck the Hungarian, and duck the Peruvian, but then GOOSE the swede! The Swede sounds like the slowest of all of them.
With my luck he'd be some ultra-fast bodybuilder -_-
(Administrative Comment: I'm actually kind of disappointed that no one pointed this out, but... I'm pretty sure you can't actually win Duck, Duck, Goose. It just goes on and on until somebody gets tired of it. I could be wrong. It has been a long time.)
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Yahoo! Answers:
Wow, I should really update my calender
(It's amazing how time flies when you're doing some intense Duck, Duck, Goose training.)
Goose the first person. That'll surprise them!
(That never works.)
My plan is to give them all a good hit of marijuana before the game. So before the game they will all get stoned. So when they are playing they can just run around and do random stuff. So i win!! Yay me!!!
Intensive body odor. NOBODY wants to get that much yuck on their hand.
(I don't think you should be willing to sacrifice your hygiene to where you stink so bad no one will touch you. It's not worth it.)
My lifelong dream isn't to be in the Olympics, hell I've never even watched them before.
take a small pocket knife with you and when that ****** foreign basterd calls you a goose give him a quick stab in the ankle. I bet that **** will work
HAHA ROFLOLMFAOMG at the first answer.
Same. I only watch swimming and gymnastics :p
(Really? Really? ROFLOLMFAOMG? *exasperated beyond the point of comment*)
I want to be a super saiyan though... : (
(Good for you.)
its getting up before they tap me
(That's a good way to get a lifetime ban from the International Duck, Duck, Goose League.)
uhhm
shorter people will have shorter limbs right? So Ill tag the shortest one there after faking it. I will still need to work on my agility though
Oil slicks in the back of my shoes man : ] gets them EVERYTIME
What if I don't plan on going to the olympics or ever playing Duck, Duck, Goose with other countries? If I had to answer, I guess I'd just stick it out there and try my best? Does that count?
(No. That's lame.)
drink a red bull before the match to give me the boost i need to out run them.
(And wings. Don't forget about the wings. That will be a huge advantage.)
keep hitting them on their heads really hard until i knock them out =]
Wow, unreal, I never gave it a thought, lol, but I'm working on it now...!
I would duck first...but then duck and goose simultaneously. I better get my finger ready...
I would duck the Nigerian, duck the Spaniard, duck the Hungarian, and duck the Peruvian, but then GOOSE the swede! The Swede sounds like the slowest of all of them.
With my luck he'd be some ultra-fast bodybuilder -_-
(Administrative Comment: I'm actually kind of disappointed that no one pointed this out, but... I'm pretty sure you can't actually win Duck, Duck, Goose. It just goes on and on until somebody gets tired of it. I could be wrong. It has been a long time.)
Monday, June 8, 2009
June 9: If you take the same thing and put it in a casino in Vegas, way more people end up dead.
You are a contestant on the new Let's Make A Deal Extreme. You have reached the big deal of the day and are faced with three doors. Now you have two options. The first is to take your chances and pick a door. Behind one door is the grand prize: eternal happiness, love, and more money than you've ever seen (it's crazy what they give away nowadays). Behind another door is a huge gator that will no doubt disembowel you in the most painful way possible. The last one contains an illusion of the grand prize which lasts for 5 seconds, after which you are disemboweled by a slightly smaller gator (you get to die with a false sense of joy). Your second option is to walk away with your winnings for the day: $2.38 and some acne cream. Do you try a door or walk away? And what door would you pick if you go for it?
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Yahoo! Answers:
DOOR !
(GATOR!)
errrr??
(Oh, that's a shame. They reserve the biggest gator for indecisive people.)
What kind of acne cream?
I pick door 2.
-crosses fingers-
(You won! Oh, wait... nope. Gator.)
id take 2.38 and the acne cream, always dreamed of clear skin, lol but i dont want to risk being slaughtered alive by a gator on a game show, thats just not me....hehe
So I have a 66% of being disemboweled by a huge gator in the most painful way possible?
I'll take the acne cream.
(Actually it's more like 67% with rounding.)
$2.38 and some acne cream? I'd be more than happy to trade it for a chance at eternal happiness!
(Not even recognizing the existence of the gators... That's bold.)
i think i could do with the acne cream
I'd pack my bag with the $2.38....they can keep the acne cream. I would then whine about it not being fair play with those two gators....
I'd walk away with the $2.38 and acne cream. I'm not going to risk my life.
I'd walk away with the cash and the cream! I've always been insecure about my acne, besides, there's a 2/3 chance that I'll get the gator if I pick the doors!
I would bring a gun with me and shot the aligator and choose another door. And then if they dont let me then I would shot them and take the grand prize =]
(If you had read the rules beforehand you would have seen that firearms are strictly prohibited and that anyone violating this rule loses a chance at the grand prize. It is instead replaced behind its door with a gator of equal or lesser size than the largest one along with a moderately sized crocodile and a copy of Deadliest Catch: Season One.)
Hey, for $2.12 I could buy two ice cream cones at Mcd's. Isn't that eternal happiness?? Besides, $2.38 and one tube of acne cream richer than when I came.
I would walk away. I'd rather make my own extreme happiness than risk losing everything.
if i'm on that show i obviously have no life anyways.. i'd take my chances.. door number one
(You truly have no life now. You just got gatored.)
Um hello? Risk my life? I don't think so. At least walking away I would be happy with my acne cream.
DUH... I would choose a door and pick the one with the grand prize: eternal happiness, love, and more money than I've ever seen.
(DUH... You don't know where it is beforehand. I hope you get the gator.)
I would go for it. If I got one of the gators, I would stab it's eyes, for it would immediately let go (one of their weaknesses!)!!!!
At least I'd have my life!
(I don't think you understand how very large these gators are.)
I'd definitely walk away
I'd walk away with the money and the acne cream. I could buy some chocolate, and sell the acne cream at my next yard sale and buy MORE chocolate! Mmm...
walk away, my life is just fine, i'm not going to gamble it.
good creativity though.
walk away. life is more important than money, especially since there is a 2 out of 3 chance of dying. But if it were a cartoon i would pick one of the doors.
I'd walk away rather than losing my acne cream : )
I really need one cause I have this annoying acne on my face that I really want to get rid of.
and $2.38 is really worth it. I could buy something worthy on eBay
well nothing will happened to your life if you don't take risks..sometimes you have to gamble and accept it if you lost..so yeah bring it on..lol.
(Accept it if you lost. How appropriate given the most probable result... This a great way to model the five stages of grief.
Denial - "Oh, I did not just pick the gator door."
Anger - ""I knew I should have picked door number three! Stupid! Stupid!"
Bargaining - "Please Mr. Gator, don't eat me. I'll give you my Wheat Thins!"
Depression - "I am sad that a gator is about to disembowel me."
Acceptance - "That gator is seconds from tearing me to shreds. Oh well, at least I got on TV!")
(Administrative Comment: Door number three really did contain the eternal happiness, love, and wealth. It's really a shame no one picked it.)
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Yahoo! Answers:
DOOR !
(GATOR!)
errrr??
(Oh, that's a shame. They reserve the biggest gator for indecisive people.)
What kind of acne cream?
I pick door 2.
-crosses fingers-
(You won! Oh, wait... nope. Gator.)
id take 2.38 and the acne cream, always dreamed of clear skin, lol but i dont want to risk being slaughtered alive by a gator on a game show, thats just not me....hehe
So I have a 66% of being disemboweled by a huge gator in the most painful way possible?
I'll take the acne cream.
(Actually it's more like 67% with rounding.)
$2.38 and some acne cream? I'd be more than happy to trade it for a chance at eternal happiness!
(Not even recognizing the existence of the gators... That's bold.)
i think i could do with the acne cream
I'd pack my bag with the $2.38....they can keep the acne cream. I would then whine about it not being fair play with those two gators....
I'd walk away with the $2.38 and acne cream. I'm not going to risk my life.
I'd walk away with the cash and the cream! I've always been insecure about my acne, besides, there's a 2/3 chance that I'll get the gator if I pick the doors!
I would bring a gun with me and shot the aligator and choose another door. And then if they dont let me then I would shot them and take the grand prize =]
(If you had read the rules beforehand you would have seen that firearms are strictly prohibited and that anyone violating this rule loses a chance at the grand prize. It is instead replaced behind its door with a gator of equal or lesser size than the largest one along with a moderately sized crocodile and a copy of Deadliest Catch: Season One.)
Hey, for $2.12 I could buy two ice cream cones at Mcd's. Isn't that eternal happiness?? Besides, $2.38 and one tube of acne cream richer than when I came.
I would walk away. I'd rather make my own extreme happiness than risk losing everything.
if i'm on that show i obviously have no life anyways.. i'd take my chances.. door number one
(You truly have no life now. You just got gatored.)
Um hello? Risk my life? I don't think so. At least walking away I would be happy with my acne cream.
DUH... I would choose a door and pick the one with the grand prize: eternal happiness, love, and more money than I've ever seen.
(DUH... You don't know where it is beforehand. I hope you get the gator.)
I would go for it. If I got one of the gators, I would stab it's eyes, for it would immediately let go (one of their weaknesses!)!!!!
At least I'd have my life!
(I don't think you understand how very large these gators are.)
I'd definitely walk away
I'd walk away with the money and the acne cream. I could buy some chocolate, and sell the acne cream at my next yard sale and buy MORE chocolate! Mmm...
walk away, my life is just fine, i'm not going to gamble it.
good creativity though.
walk away. life is more important than money, especially since there is a 2 out of 3 chance of dying. But if it were a cartoon i would pick one of the doors.
I'd walk away rather than losing my acne cream : )
I really need one cause I have this annoying acne on my face that I really want to get rid of.
and $2.38 is really worth it. I could buy something worthy on eBay
well nothing will happened to your life if you don't take risks..sometimes you have to gamble and accept it if you lost..so yeah bring it on..lol.
(Accept it if you lost. How appropriate given the most probable result... This a great way to model the five stages of grief.
Denial - "Oh, I did not just pick the gator door."
Anger - ""I knew I should have picked door number three! Stupid! Stupid!"
Bargaining - "Please Mr. Gator, don't eat me. I'll give you my Wheat Thins!"
Depression - "I am sad that a gator is about to disembowel me."
Acceptance - "That gator is seconds from tearing me to shreds. Oh well, at least I got on TV!")
(Administrative Comment: Door number three really did contain the eternal happiness, love, and wealth. It's really a shame no one picked it.)
Sunday, June 7, 2009
June 8: I hope he's insured.
Two weeks ago you lost an eye in a needlepoint accident. The doctors told you not to drive, but in this case you have to, as it is an emergency (you're out of Wheat Thins). Because your depth perception is totally whacked, you rear end the guy in front of you (this is after weaving in and out of a few motorcycles). Crap. It's the President, and you just broke through his his security perimeter and hit his limo. Secret service is on you and in an instant your nose is being buried in asphalt. You think they'll believe your story?
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Yahoo! Answers:
Totes, so long as they don't find all the bodies I keep in the trunk.
(I will admit that this answer has traces of creativity, but that all goes out the window because I have no idea what 'totes' means.)
no
no
but I'd run like heck if SS was after me...
(Nazis are way worse than federal agents. Unless that federal agent happens to be Jack Bauer... I'm sorry. I'm on a mission to make Jack's appearances here equal those of Chuck Norris.)
what story, you're already DEAD. the secret service would take you out before you could exit the vehicle!
as long as i told them it was all for wheat thins then ya, they would believe me
No. They won't believe me. And if they do, they'll just think I'm boring. BLAH!
probly not. unless the persident went to the doctors with you. or if the doctor went to court.
(Wow. Way to suck the fun out of that question.)
I am reading your story,so it's your story(not mine) and they are not going to believe it!!!!!!!!!!!
(Wait. You're saying that I'm telling a story about you having a needle point accident and taking a beatdown from Secret Service? And if I'm telling it, who's my audience? It's obviously not Secret Service. And since it isn't, why don't they believe me? Something has to give.)
That must've been some kind of needlepoint accident! lol
(You have no idea.)
omg!nooo!!!!!
Oh yeah, sure.
Stranger things have happened
Well I'd remind myself I was high and then it all would go away.
(Screen Name: Hello, my name is Hippie)
I think that you shouldn't murder Mr. President (unless it's former prez w. bush) nor do i think you should get wheat thins, get triscuits instead they're better. by the way the needle point accident... did you just feel like stabbing your eye with a needle or did you trip on a lady bug and bash your eye on a needle that was pointing upward with the pointy part. OR was someone doing some voodoo thing on you? ah, those voodoo things are horrible! one second your fine, and then the next you know your eye is exploded into a million pieces!
(Actually, it was the darndest thing. I was sitting there doing my needlepoint, when all of a sudden an 8 fingered German bust through the window of my house, shouting curses at me in Japanese while simultaneously juggling 5 flaming torches. Immediately after he landed he was back out the window. It was a little startling. I involuntarily jerked and needle met cornea. More on this answer in the administrative comment.)
Haha, doubt it. If that were to really happen it would definitely be on the news.
that's a serious case of bad luck
no they will not believe your story...unless...you show em the EYE!!!
is this a story from a comic or somethin?
(Nope, from my noggin.)
Dude, I feel your pain. When I run out of Wheat Thins, it is a SERIOUS emergency....besides coffee, those crackers are my only nutrition...and if I can get to my ankle-holster before they do...it won't really matter what they believe, now, will it?
Must have Wheat Thins...chanting now...must have...
That's quite a situation you've got there. Anyway, you'll have to accept the fact that you drove when you were told not to and take whatever secret service had to shove up your derrière. They'll probably believe your story because you DID lose an eye...but you still hit the President. And if the President isn't a good person who will keep his goons off of you, you're bound to get hurt.
(Administrative Comment: I need to attend to something regarding the answer indicated above. I will go ahead and say that I'm not a huge fan of Wheat Thins. They're just alright as far as crackers go. But to say that they aren't as good as Triscuits... that's just crazy. Triscuits are nasty. They have the taste and texture of something that would go in a horse's feed bag.)
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Yahoo! Answers:
Totes, so long as they don't find all the bodies I keep in the trunk.
(I will admit that this answer has traces of creativity, but that all goes out the window because I have no idea what 'totes' means.)
no
no
but I'd run like heck if SS was after me...
(Nazis are way worse than federal agents. Unless that federal agent happens to be Jack Bauer... I'm sorry. I'm on a mission to make Jack's appearances here equal those of Chuck Norris.)
what story, you're already DEAD. the secret service would take you out before you could exit the vehicle!
as long as i told them it was all for wheat thins then ya, they would believe me
No. They won't believe me. And if they do, they'll just think I'm boring. BLAH!
probly not. unless the persident went to the doctors with you. or if the doctor went to court.
(Wow. Way to suck the fun out of that question.)
I am reading your story,so it's your story(not mine) and they are not going to believe it!!!!!!!!!!!
(Wait. You're saying that I'm telling a story about you having a needle point accident and taking a beatdown from Secret Service? And if I'm telling it, who's my audience? It's obviously not Secret Service. And since it isn't, why don't they believe me? Something has to give.)
That must've been some kind of needlepoint accident! lol
(You have no idea.)
omg!nooo!!!!!
Oh yeah, sure.
Stranger things have happened
Well I'd remind myself I was high and then it all would go away.
(Screen Name: Hello, my name is Hippie)
I think that you shouldn't murder Mr. President (unless it's former prez w. bush) nor do i think you should get wheat thins, get triscuits instead they're better. by the way the needle point accident... did you just feel like stabbing your eye with a needle or did you trip on a lady bug and bash your eye on a needle that was pointing upward with the pointy part. OR was someone doing some voodoo thing on you? ah, those voodoo things are horrible! one second your fine, and then the next you know your eye is exploded into a million pieces!
(Actually, it was the darndest thing. I was sitting there doing my needlepoint, when all of a sudden an 8 fingered German bust through the window of my house, shouting curses at me in Japanese while simultaneously juggling 5 flaming torches. Immediately after he landed he was back out the window. It was a little startling. I involuntarily jerked and needle met cornea. More on this answer in the administrative comment.)
Haha, doubt it. If that were to really happen it would definitely be on the news.
that's a serious case of bad luck
no they will not believe your story...unless...you show em the EYE!!!
is this a story from a comic or somethin?
(Nope, from my noggin.)
Dude, I feel your pain. When I run out of Wheat Thins, it is a SERIOUS emergency....besides coffee, those crackers are my only nutrition...and if I can get to my ankle-holster before they do...it won't really matter what they believe, now, will it?
Must have Wheat Thins...chanting now...must have...
That's quite a situation you've got there. Anyway, you'll have to accept the fact that you drove when you were told not to and take whatever secret service had to shove up your derrière. They'll probably believe your story because you DID lose an eye...but you still hit the President. And if the President isn't a good person who will keep his goons off of you, you're bound to get hurt.
(Administrative Comment: I need to attend to something regarding the answer indicated above. I will go ahead and say that I'm not a huge fan of Wheat Thins. They're just alright as far as crackers go. But to say that they aren't as good as Triscuits... that's just crazy. Triscuits are nasty. They have the taste and texture of something that would go in a horse's feed bag.)
Thursday, June 4, 2009
June 5: D'oh!
Just as we get back in the swing of things, technical difficulties strike again. Oh well. You went three days this week with only quasi-new material, so you can probably handle this. In place of a question, we have thoughts for the week.
- The Discovery Channel is a very hit and miss network. It has its solid programming: Mythbusters, Time Warp, Cash Cab (my favorite), and that Man vs. Wild with Will Ferrell was some great television. However, Discovery also has shows that, well... they're terrible. It baffles me that enough people watch some of this stuff to justify keeping it on the air. Shows such as Deadliest Catch come to mind. The very first episode I saw of that show can be summed up in this way: Bunch of guys on a boat try to catch a boatload (haha) of crab. Danger looms. I have seen a few more episodes since then, and they can be summarized in this way: Bunch of guys on a boat try to catch a boatload (haha) of crab. Danger looms. It's the same thing. Every. Time. The worst Discovery offering by far, however, is a show I affectionately refer to as 'How Crap's Made' ('How It's Made', for you non-Discovery folks). I can not think of anything more boring than sitting for half an hour watching how they make rubber hoses. Staring at an unplugged TV would be more exciting. I think they should do a 'How It's Made' on the show 'How It's Made'. Then it would truly live up to the name I have given it.
- Bored? Here's some entertainment advice. Watch 'Taken'. Pretty solid flick. Read 'The Invisible Man' by H.G. Wells. Very good book. Do not under any circumstances read Moby Dick. I am in the middle of it now. A large portion of it is the 'How It's Made' of the literature world. I'm only finishing it because I'm so far into it. I feel that if I give up now, the book wins. I won't let that happen.
- I think electronic devices can sense frustration and choose to malfunction when frustration is high. This is how they will take over the world one day.
- The guy who invented the three hold punch deserves some props.
You stay classy planet Earth.
- The Discovery Channel is a very hit and miss network. It has its solid programming: Mythbusters, Time Warp, Cash Cab (my favorite), and that Man vs. Wild with Will Ferrell was some great television. However, Discovery also has shows that, well... they're terrible. It baffles me that enough people watch some of this stuff to justify keeping it on the air. Shows such as Deadliest Catch come to mind. The very first episode I saw of that show can be summed up in this way: Bunch of guys on a boat try to catch a boatload (haha) of crab. Danger looms. I have seen a few more episodes since then, and they can be summarized in this way: Bunch of guys on a boat try to catch a boatload (haha) of crab. Danger looms. It's the same thing. Every. Time. The worst Discovery offering by far, however, is a show I affectionately refer to as 'How Crap's Made' ('How It's Made', for you non-Discovery folks). I can not think of anything more boring than sitting for half an hour watching how they make rubber hoses. Staring at an unplugged TV would be more exciting. I think they should do a 'How It's Made' on the show 'How It's Made'. Then it would truly live up to the name I have given it.
- Bored? Here's some entertainment advice. Watch 'Taken'. Pretty solid flick. Read 'The Invisible Man' by H.G. Wells. Very good book. Do not under any circumstances read Moby Dick. I am in the middle of it now. A large portion of it is the 'How It's Made' of the literature world. I'm only finishing it because I'm so far into it. I feel that if I give up now, the book wins. I won't let that happen.
- I think electronic devices can sense frustration and choose to malfunction when frustration is high. This is how they will take over the world one day.
- The guy who invented the three hold punch deserves some props.
You stay classy planet Earth.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
June 4: I would just have a Mariachi band follow me around wherever I went.
After a couple hours of meditation and a chat with your mother, you come to the conclusion that you are way more important than people give you credit for. You feel that people need to know that you are so obviously better than they are in every way. The first thing you do is arrange for something huge and spectacular to happen anytime you enter a room. This'll get people's attention. Make them say, "Wow, I wish I was that guy (or gal, as it may be)". What will happen when you enter a room?
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Yahoo! Answers:
as soon as i walk into the room i'll take a pose and then doves will fly out of the doorway
Do a successful back flip.
I hand out business cards stating my awesomeness.
"Tim ~ Rockin' Dude!"
(I may have to try that one day, if not solely to see people's reactions.)
If I were that important I wouldn't have to announce it.
(That's kind of the point of this whole exercise. I guess you missed it.)
I will carry a small fan with me to blow my hair around. I feel like a goddess just thinking about it.
With a megaphone. Maybe some sparklers if it's a dark room.
if i'm impotent peeps are gonna make fun of me...
*doesn't suffer from impotence*
(Just a debilitating mental defect.)
I make business cards like Tims 'cept mine say,Im a waay cool rockin chick....
i usually wear a construction workers hat (yellow one) and make sure it has a chin strap. I like a little bit of my hair on the left side of my head to show, not the right. That looks odd. I usually start to twitch and yell random things, not yell like I have tourettes or anything, It just want to get my point across.
(Uh huh. Well, that'll definitely get you noticed...)
Just smile.
By standing atop the tallest mountain or hill, gazing down at the blazing ruins of men underneath you, laughing, with your fists in the air and your back to the sun.
(I think what will truly indicate your importance is how you go about getting the mountain into the room.)
smile@@
if i tell you, then it won't be my secret and everyone will copy me
revealing clothing?
(Thanks for bringing us down a notch. And, really, that's pretty difficult to do.)
A pie in the face.
(Not going to work. If it's your face you're referring to, you're just an idiot. If it's someone else's you're just going to hack a lot of people off.)
Nothing.. I am not any better than anyone else... and neither are you.
(Says you.)
I think the more important question is why you feel the need to impress upon others that you are better than they are. I'm not trying to be a jerk, but it sounds like you have an inferiority complex and you're trying to compensate for something that you don't like about yourself...
(I don't know why you're getting on my case. If you read the question it clearly states many times that you are the one with the ego issue.)
(Administrative Comment: Thank you all for your patience during this brief period of refocusing. We'll see if we can't make the questions a little more consistent with better quality from now on. Or at least for the next week.)
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Yahoo! Answers:
as soon as i walk into the room i'll take a pose and then doves will fly out of the doorway
Do a successful back flip.
I hand out business cards stating my awesomeness.
"Tim ~ Rockin' Dude!"
(I may have to try that one day, if not solely to see people's reactions.)
If I were that important I wouldn't have to announce it.
(That's kind of the point of this whole exercise. I guess you missed it.)
I will carry a small fan with me to blow my hair around. I feel like a goddess just thinking about it.
With a megaphone. Maybe some sparklers if it's a dark room.
if i'm impotent peeps are gonna make fun of me...
*doesn't suffer from impotence*
(Just a debilitating mental defect.)
I make business cards like Tims 'cept mine say,Im a waay cool rockin chick....
i usually wear a construction workers hat (yellow one) and make sure it has a chin strap. I like a little bit of my hair on the left side of my head to show, not the right. That looks odd. I usually start to twitch and yell random things, not yell like I have tourettes or anything, It just want to get my point across.
(Uh huh. Well, that'll definitely get you noticed...)
Just smile.
By standing atop the tallest mountain or hill, gazing down at the blazing ruins of men underneath you, laughing, with your fists in the air and your back to the sun.
(I think what will truly indicate your importance is how you go about getting the mountain into the room.)
smile@@
if i tell you, then it won't be my secret and everyone will copy me
revealing clothing?
(Thanks for bringing us down a notch. And, really, that's pretty difficult to do.)
A pie in the face.
(Not going to work. If it's your face you're referring to, you're just an idiot. If it's someone else's you're just going to hack a lot of people off.)
Nothing.. I am not any better than anyone else... and neither are you.
(Says you.)
I think the more important question is why you feel the need to impress upon others that you are better than they are. I'm not trying to be a jerk, but it sounds like you have an inferiority complex and you're trying to compensate for something that you don't like about yourself...
(I don't know why you're getting on my case. If you read the question it clearly states many times that you are the one with the ego issue.)
(Administrative Comment: Thank you all for your patience during this brief period of refocusing. We'll see if we can't make the questions a little more consistent with better quality from now on. Or at least for the next week.)
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
June 3: Blasts from the Past - May
Position of Royalty
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-5-by-popular-demand.html
New Answer:
take over the jungle and start a gold mining company with the raccoons all mining for me.
Switzerland
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-12-one-day-well-all-be-speaking.html
New Answers:
Something big and bad, you can be sure of it.
Drinking and smoking
Switzerland? The land of cheese-eating yodellers? Switzerland? Where cows go to be milked? Switzerland? Where chocolate and wrist watches are an art form? Switzerland? Where the Alps meet the snow? Switzerland? The country with 3 languages---one native and very well unknown? Switzerland? That Switzerland? Beleive me, my family comes from Switzerland and we have a long, long, long standing ablility to remain neutral. It is in the blood.
I'm Swiss, ya, yodelleee, yodellooo, hoooo.
it kinda makes you think of how neighbors react to the serial killer after he gets caught:
"You never would have thought it of him - always so quiet"
"He was always so polite and waved every time he was outside - we never imagined he was like that"
Switzerland - makes you wonder what they've got buried in their backyard now, doesn't it?
yeah, i had never , ever thought of that. They are just happy people who yodel and play with each other. I wish I could live there.
They are quietly plotting world domination with their cuckoo clocks, and the Swiss Army at the Vatican.
110 in a 20
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-13-at-number-24-they-just-call-in.html
New Answer:
You're cruising not speeding, so what's the big deal? The traffic police aren't after you.
Animal Farm
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-19-youll-never-guess-what-book-i.html
New Answers:
Time to get some new animals
for God's sakes
why will these animals sing when they know am trying to sleep
Can i take all 50 on at once?
god these are good drugs
Invisibility
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-20-apparently-invisibility-is-only.html
New Answers:
You make it no fun when you said nothing illegal.
I guess I would go to all my friends houses and see what they do when They are by themselves.
I will haunt a house.
awwwww, damn you and your morals
probably scare people
The Future
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-27-jetsons-theme.html
New Answers:
My laser booger picker
Goatification
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-28-oh-this-is-baaaaaa-aa-aa-ad.html
New Answers:
sell my self to Mr. T cause i heard he was looking for a mean ol' goatee or journey across the world proclaiming myself as the Greatest Of All Time or maybe even go to Indian where they warship Goats and maybe just maybe find myself in Hollywood auditioning for "Charlotte's Web II"
Well, I've always had my eye on that handsome goat next door...
My tummy hurts. ):
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-5-by-popular-demand.html
New Answer:
take over the jungle and start a gold mining company with the raccoons all mining for me.
Switzerland
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-12-one-day-well-all-be-speaking.html
New Answers:
Something big and bad, you can be sure of it.
Drinking and smoking
Switzerland? The land of cheese-eating yodellers? Switzerland? Where cows go to be milked? Switzerland? Where chocolate and wrist watches are an art form? Switzerland? Where the Alps meet the snow? Switzerland? The country with 3 languages---one native and very well unknown? Switzerland? That Switzerland? Beleive me, my family comes from Switzerland and we have a long, long, long standing ablility to remain neutral. It is in the blood.
I'm Swiss, ya, yodelleee, yodellooo, hoooo.
it kinda makes you think of how neighbors react to the serial killer after he gets caught:
"You never would have thought it of him - always so quiet"
"He was always so polite and waved every time he was outside - we never imagined he was like that"
Switzerland - makes you wonder what they've got buried in their backyard now, doesn't it?
yeah, i had never , ever thought of that. They are just happy people who yodel and play with each other. I wish I could live there.
They are quietly plotting world domination with their cuckoo clocks, and the Swiss Army at the Vatican.
110 in a 20
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-13-at-number-24-they-just-call-in.html
New Answer:
You're cruising not speeding, so what's the big deal? The traffic police aren't after you.
Animal Farm
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-19-youll-never-guess-what-book-i.html
New Answers:
Time to get some new animals
for God's sakes
why will these animals sing when they know am trying to sleep
Can i take all 50 on at once?
god these are good drugs
Invisibility
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-20-apparently-invisibility-is-only.html
New Answers:
You make it no fun when you said nothing illegal.
I guess I would go to all my friends houses and see what they do when They are by themselves.
I will haunt a house.
awwwww, damn you and your morals
probably scare people
The Future
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-27-jetsons-theme.html
New Answers:
My laser booger picker
Goatification
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-28-oh-this-is-baaaaaa-aa-aa-ad.html
New Answers:
sell my self to Mr. T cause i heard he was looking for a mean ol' goatee or journey across the world proclaiming myself as the Greatest Of All Time or maybe even go to Indian where they warship Goats and maybe just maybe find myself in Hollywood auditioning for "Charlotte's Web II"
Well, I've always had my eye on that handsome goat next door...
My tummy hurts. ):
Monday, June 1, 2009
June 2: Blasts from the Past - April
Speech Impediment
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-7-these-pretzels-are-making-me.html
New Answers:
'Where's the bathroom' because I have an awful bladder problem and I son't talk much anyway, and if I were in a strange area where I didn't know the location of the bathroom, I would need to know the quickest route. Seriously, I went to the bathroom 3 times during that last sentence. Also, I could also rearrange it to be 'the where's bathroom,' because my neighbor's last name is Where
Cheese is so yummy!I love cheese! I can't live without cheese!!!! I'm crazy about cheese!!!!!! GIVE ME CHEESE!!!!
Hi, Mom!
get off this site
Question Answers
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-8-question-whose-answers-are.html
New Answers:
Which came first, the chicken or the road?
wat is srk's phone number??????????
Why did the chicken cross the egg...?
"Is my girlfriend pregnant?"
then went on to describe how they were "having unprotected sex" via skype/webcam
lolololololololololololol
Caroling
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-10-knock-and-door-shall-be-opened.html
New Answer:
listen to the rock muisc and trun up the volume and then say who are there
Get Out of Jail Free
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-14-dont-pass-go.html
New Answer:
Honestly the first person that came to mind was my step dad, cause he's beyond an ---.
But I suppose he doesn't "bring society down", he only does that to me... So, I'll go with.... hm. Fred Phelps.
Global Warming
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-16-if-only-youd-bought-that-prius.html
New Answers:
okay first i send in a wave of eskimos while i ready the tanks 5 tanks will attack from the left and the 20 from the right flank finnaly my elite team of ninjas eskimos chuck norris and me will charge in and plant the explosives killing any who stands in our way or we could recycle lol
Slowly lower a massive icy comet into the region.
Leave the planet.
The Clink
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-21-never-mess-with-united-states.html
New Answers:
Write "rewind" on the "play" button, and rewind my life to the point of not committing the crime.
Use the 100 toothpicks to build a ladder and scale the walls.
Lol !
Mail fraud? HA ha!!!
Use the toothpicks to remove the grout from around the toilet. Then escape through the sewer system.
LOL WUT?
Okay, the blueberry pie should have a file in it. If not, stick some toothpicks in there, and serve it to Spanky. He will choke, forcing the guards to come see what's wrong. Knife dem ------- with the play button, and just RUN!!
Hooked on Phonics
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-22-i-was-just-going-to-try-it-once.html
New Answers:
Wow, a hooked on phonics joke is really reaching for it. I agree with the failure of this question.
vaccinate them with a phonograph needle!
Feed them dictionary pie for every meal...?
Phonics is shown to be one of the most successful components to reading instruction. The National Reading Panel has stated that these 5 components are necessary for literacy instruction:
1. Phonics
2. Vocabulary
3. Comprehension
4. Fluency
5. Phonemic Awareness
Phonics being the most important.
Stop posting questions that aren't serious.
Give them "Math"adone?
Appleeeee... If you want serious questions, try looking in a different category, this is after all, jokes and riddles!
Blind
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/how-would-you-describe-color-to-blind.html
New Answers:
RED fire
ORANGE pizza
YELLOW sun on your face
GREEN grass on your feet
BLUE swimming
VPurple cool night breeze
I would say temperature. Have em hold something hot or cold or warm.AS the feelings change in there hands it will also change in there heads and from there u can work on more things....
Swine Flu
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-28-wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.html
New Answers:
If you are not already a pig (highly doubt it since you can type this question) then you can not phisically possible to turn into a pig.
unfortunately, if you do get the swine flu, you will definitely turn into a pig. curly tail and all.
Too late , sweetie.
Pork Soda
Turning into a pig is a load of lies. You won't turn into one. I know! Tell mum or dad if they want to play a game. If not, call a friend round to sleep.
Well if you don't want to evolve into a pig just act like a human and come and join me in Australia! - or just take Morphine shots!
Stupid
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-30-what-kind-of-idiot-are-you-part.html
New Answer:
Okay, You did only ask for an act of stupidity, not somehing funny..... so here goes
took my friend to the hospital..
sounds like what a normal friend would do right?
thing is my friend had smashed a glass so she could cut her leg open herself!
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-7-these-pretzels-are-making-me.html
New Answers:
'Where's the bathroom' because I have an awful bladder problem and I son't talk much anyway, and if I were in a strange area where I didn't know the location of the bathroom, I would need to know the quickest route. Seriously, I went to the bathroom 3 times during that last sentence. Also, I could also rearrange it to be 'the where's bathroom,' because my neighbor's last name is Where
Cheese is so yummy!I love cheese! I can't live without cheese!!!! I'm crazy about cheese!!!!!! GIVE ME CHEESE!!!!
Hi, Mom!
get off this site
Question Answers
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-8-question-whose-answers-are.html
New Answers:
Which came first, the chicken or the road?
wat is srk's phone number??????????
Why did the chicken cross the egg...?
"Is my girlfriend pregnant?"
then went on to describe how they were "having unprotected sex" via skype/webcam
lolololololololololololol
Caroling
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-10-knock-and-door-shall-be-opened.html
New Answer:
listen to the rock muisc and trun up the volume and then say who are there
Get Out of Jail Free
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-14-dont-pass-go.html
New Answer:
Honestly the first person that came to mind was my step dad, cause he's beyond an ---.
But I suppose he doesn't "bring society down", he only does that to me... So, I'll go with.... hm. Fred Phelps.
Global Warming
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-16-if-only-youd-bought-that-prius.html
New Answers:
okay first i send in a wave of eskimos while i ready the tanks 5 tanks will attack from the left and the 20 from the right flank finnaly my elite team of ninjas eskimos chuck norris and me will charge in and plant the explosives killing any who stands in our way or we could recycle lol
Slowly lower a massive icy comet into the region.
Leave the planet.
The Clink
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-21-never-mess-with-united-states.html
New Answers:
Write "rewind" on the "play" button, and rewind my life to the point of not committing the crime.
Use the 100 toothpicks to build a ladder and scale the walls.
Lol !
Mail fraud? HA ha!!!
Use the toothpicks to remove the grout from around the toilet. Then escape through the sewer system.
LOL WUT?
Okay, the blueberry pie should have a file in it. If not, stick some toothpicks in there, and serve it to Spanky. He will choke, forcing the guards to come see what's wrong. Knife dem ------- with the play button, and just RUN!!
Hooked on Phonics
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-22-i-was-just-going-to-try-it-once.html
New Answers:
Wow, a hooked on phonics joke is really reaching for it. I agree with the failure of this question.
vaccinate them with a phonograph needle!
Feed them dictionary pie for every meal...?
Phonics is shown to be one of the most successful components to reading instruction. The National Reading Panel has stated that these 5 components are necessary for literacy instruction:
1. Phonics
2. Vocabulary
3. Comprehension
4. Fluency
5. Phonemic Awareness
Phonics being the most important.
Stop posting questions that aren't serious.
Give them "Math"adone?
Appleeeee... If you want serious questions, try looking in a different category, this is after all, jokes and riddles!
Blind
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/how-would-you-describe-color-to-blind.html
New Answers:
RED fire
ORANGE pizza
YELLOW sun on your face
GREEN grass on your feet
BLUE swimming
VPurple cool night breeze
I would say temperature. Have em hold something hot or cold or warm.AS the feelings change in there hands it will also change in there heads and from there u can work on more things....
Swine Flu
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-28-wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.html
New Answers:
If you are not already a pig (highly doubt it since you can type this question) then you can not phisically possible to turn into a pig.
unfortunately, if you do get the swine flu, you will definitely turn into a pig. curly tail and all.
Too late , sweetie.
Pork Soda
Turning into a pig is a load of lies. You won't turn into one. I know! Tell mum or dad if they want to play a game. If not, call a friend round to sleep.
Well if you don't want to evolve into a pig just act like a human and come and join me in Australia! - or just take Morphine shots!
Stupid
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-30-what-kind-of-idiot-are-you-part.html
New Answer:
Okay, You did only ask for an act of stupidity, not somehing funny..... so here goes
took my friend to the hospital..
sounds like what a normal friend would do right?
thing is my friend had smashed a glass so she could cut her leg open herself!
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