My original plan for today was to cop out by saying something to the effect of "And the Lord said, thou shalt not ask stupid questions on Good Friday". However, I was presented with inspiration that just couldn't be passed up. God provides.
It's the dead of night when your doorbell rings. Considering the time, you give it about a 50/50 that you're about to be shot. You like those odds and answer it anyway. It's three people in pajamas (the kind with feet on them). These people begin singing to you. What is your reaction?
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Yahoo! Answers:
i'd dance.
yell get off my property or take pics of them and put them on the internet
(That's a good idea. It may have to happen.)
How has your night been?
(Let's see, I've watched a show featuring an angry chef where only about 75% if the dialogue is allowed to be aired, experienced a spoken word version of "Hay Ya", and was serenaded by some mid-April carolers. So, you know, about average.)
Depends. What are they singing?
(I hope it's an a capella version of "Enter Sandman"...)
To laugh so hard I pee my pants.
to shut the door and call the police anyways
Shoot them...Nite-time is NOT the time to disturb me. Coffee first, door later or all hijinx ensue.
Beat them with a stick or scare them.
(Fright or assault...? Tough choice.)
hahahaha. laugh my booty off and say 'hold on let me go get my footy pajamas!' and then run down and join them.
Haha! thats an intresting concept
i would probably Invite them over
Carolers! :D
Close the door. Simple.
Sounds like jet lagged carollers, haha I'd probably laugh and close the door, little pranksters
Close the door and walk back to bed
Laugh (probably uncontrollably) and wait for them to finish. When they're done, ask them to come by tomorrow--at a decent hour.
Listen to the song, smiling and clapping along, thank them for the entertainment, and go back to sleep.
Scream, slam the door in their faces and run into the bathroom screaming all the way. They were probably murderers anyhow :3
OR I would:
Stare blankly at them until they pull out a box of chocolates and ask me to buy them then I scream, slam the door in their faces and run into the bathroom screaming all the way.
I'd laugh a lot! I'd also pull out my cell from my pocket start recording the bedtime carolers and then thank them, shut and lock the door and go to bed laughing. =) Now I kinda want that to happen or do that to someone! LOL!
(Administrative Comment: I know three people who are quite fortunate that I don't share the opinions of some of those who answered.)
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