Apr. 8: A question whose answers are questions. Whoa.

What's the stupidest question you've seen asked on Yahoo Answers?

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Yahoo! Answers:

how do i ask a yahoo question

"Is Doctor Pepper a real doctor? i'm getting suspicious i don't think he's qualified to be a soft drink"
(I'm beginning to think he isn't. Completely botched my tonsil removal. Though I have to say, this prosthetic leg is pretty cool.)

Ryan's made me laugh.
Haha. I don't know, but there have been a bunch.

This wasnt on yahoo answers but whatever. (:
One day me and my twin sister were going grocery shopping together and A guy was obviously hitting on is. We were all laughing and joking around about the line "whats your sign" and then he asked me "whats your sign" I responded "libra" he then asked my twin sister, born on the same day as me "whats your sign" I had a good laugh.
(Not nearly funny enough to justify not answering the question.)

What are those things in the movie gremlins called?
lol umm gremlins?

Am I pretty? (pics included)

What are jonas bros e-mails

Is Edward Cullen hot?
(OK, I am proud to confess that I had no idea who Edward Cullen was until this answer came in. And I have to say... debating whether or not a fictional character is physically attractive: super lame.)

my first question it was about a very old movie, and no one answered so it got deleted. i guess my question was stupid so no one answered.

What's green and has wheels?
Grass... i was just kidding about the wheels!
yup, that's one of the stupidest questions... but that's what makes it funny =D
(Wow, I'm writing that one down. I'll use it at parties to impress the ladies with my advanced sense of humor.)

Found it on failblog...then answers:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao7lQVSYCn0IMfM0aaDjTVsjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090310154151AA0eK0h

What came first the chicken or the egg ? if you say the egg where did the egg come from and you say the chicken and you start thinking the chicken had the egg but the chicken came from an egg .

How do you post a question on Yahoo Answers?

i am pretty?

What smells better? Poop or Fart?
yeah, my mom said that the guy who asked that was stupid. i agree. and then i hate it when people ask 'Am i pretty?' 'Does my hair look better blonde or brunette?' stuff like that. it is stupid. :)
(Do you frequently browse through Yahoo Answers with your mother?)

yours?
(The question mark removed what little cleverness this response may have possessed.)

I saw one about a week ago saying I think im in love with my grandma. (not family love)

Haha there are some dinggers for sure. I think the ones where teeny bopper girls are all like....aM i prEttY? iM nOt seLF coNsCIouS or AnYThiNg I juST ReAlly waNT to KnOW....blah blah blah.......its hilarious!!

should i eat this cookie OF COURSE U SHOULD!

"Does this guy like me?" When it's obvious.
(Because it's OK when it isn't obvious.)

why am I here

This one :)

i'm bored?

what are you doing tonight is the question i have seen

when people ask: ''am i pretty''

Everything that has to do with how awesome Twilight is....I'm just so tired of them.

I saw "Spank me" (spanky spanky) was not deleted I couldn't believe it
(Hey, Yahoo, what about those 'community guidelines"? You're telling me I can't ask who everyone's favorite Ninja Turtle is, but this can slide through? I don't get it.)

"Am I pregnant?" I hate that question. I mean, how could anyone here possibly tell? And finding out is pretty easy--just a simple $10 highly accurate home test. I get especially irritated when people ask for the percentage chance that they are pregnant.
(This struck me as an unusually long rant to come from a guy.)

What is the difference between an orange.....(????)
(Seven pineapples and a barracuda.)

hmmm. "What does your laugh sound like?" or something like that.
NoNo... wait waitt... "what does LoL mean?"
THAT one ishh STUPID !

What would you do if someone peed on you?........it was just asked!

Why doesn't someone invent an adult blow-up doll that would double as a kiddy wading pool for people who can't afford both.

"How do I walk?"
---A few days ago in gym I said something very stupid. I saw two kids in the hall playing a game called pickleball [like indoor tennis, with no net] and I said:
"Wow, it's like ping-pong, except with paddles!" Haha.
Nobody caught it but me though.
(You say something incredibly stupid and no one notices, so you share with the whole world on the internet. Good move.)

What should I name my baby! Let strangers name your kid! How stupid is that!

Can I get pregnant from stuff in the tub if I touch it?
(This is both gross and excruciatingly moronic.)

What would you do if someone peed on you?
I'd push them and holler at them and rub their face in it. The pig!
(Does that mean you're rubbing their face on yourself?)

Do you find cameltoes attractive?............