June 18: Honor is dead.

You're playing poker in an old west saloon and you've just cheated the wrong cowboy. He jumps across the table, grabs you by the bolo tie and drags you out into the street. It's time for an old fashioned shootout. 10 paces. Now, it's a fairly nice day, so you would rather not die. Therefore, the way you see it, you have three options. Man up and try to beat this punk, run away while his back is turned and hope he doesn't catch you, or throw all honor away and shoot him while he's counting off his paces. You should know: your draw is average at best and you hit your target about as often as Shaq hits a free throw (that's bad). What do you do?

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Yahoo! Answers:

You call upon chuck Norris.
(Should have seen this one coming.)

I would try to take him back inside and buy him a drink
(That wasn't an option.)

Have my friend cut him down long range with a rifle
(Neither was that. But I'll give you this: If you can accomplish this in the time that elapses in this scenario, you certainly deserve to live.)

Take 3 steps then turn around and shoot him.
Haha that'll teach 'em to mess with me.

go on with the shoot out if i die it will be with honor

I'd run.
P.S. I don't wear bolo ties. I really would rather be dead.
(One day someone is going to strangle you to death with a bolo tie and the irony will be awesome.)

Run away.
lol.

kill the guy while his back is turned and run like hell lolz
(I think the only way you can make "lol" or any similar expression worse is by adding a z to the end of it.)

i would call chuck norris
(I don't understand, do you have his phone number or is he like Spiderman and just always there when needed?)

Dig a hole fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Congratulations, you win the Idiot of the Day award. You choose to run, but go the only direction where he can trap and shoot you without exerting any effort. You deserve what's coming to you.)

when his back is turned shoot the muthaf*****

If I'm playing poker, I wouldn't have to cheat. I'm a bad mofo at poker. But if I were you, I guess I would shoot him in the back and run!!!

chuck Norris
(This really is getting out of hand.)

run away!!!

Fold your cards

Run Away

Knee him in the groin and beat him in the back of the neck with my desert eagle while hes bending over. Then elbow him in the spine and shoot his left thigh before grabbing my money and leaving.
-Bob

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