June 30: A little parody of a Y!A classic...

Main question: Would you consider me to be attractive?

I'm 6' 8", 135 pounds. I have green hair and a pretty fair complexion, as I am allergic to sunlight. My left eye is lazy, and I'm missing 3 teeth and one of my ear lobes from a piercing gone horribly wrong. My entire wardrobe is orange and purple and I enjoy parachute pants and cowboy boots (one orange, one purple). It's a shame I don't have a picture, but I want your opinion anyway. Pretty good lookin' right?

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Yahoo! Answers:

5 star

ew neveer.
(Ouch.)

Sounds like my kinda man! or wo-man.

wait your 6'8 and weighs 135 pounds?? so your skinny then o.O
(You'd think so.)

Gorgeous!

yousa dime! top of da line babyy
("Yousa"? What're you... Jar Jar Binks?)

If I saw you, I'd think you were a tower...
(Well that would be stupid.)

i'd hit that

You sound exactly like my avatar.
Hot.

HECK YAH

can I have your number, you sound just like my type!
(Sorry, babe. My heart belongs to a circus freak.)

damnnnnn. your sexy as hell. save me some room in your parachute pants ;) ?
(Is "sexy as hell" a compliment? I can't tell.)

LMAO.
(She then put an inordinate amount of empty lines, making me scroll a long way, all to find...)
NO.

O M G Youre invited to...
a party in my pants!
(Did Brian tell you to say that, Brick?)

SEXY that is just my kind of man! random, joyous, and unique! Wanna hang out sometime?
~Brittany~
(Hey, I can't imagine a healthier relationship than hanging out with some Y!A stalker.)

Hey hottie, call me some time

HOT! XD

Im sry but it is nearly impossible for you to be 6' 8" and 135 pounds because you would consist of nothing but skin and bones and be dead, or close to it. If this is true, which I highly doubt, then you have a serious eating disorder...dude, wtf?
(Congratulations on being the only moron to not be absolutely sure that this was a joke. Even the people in the Singles & Dating section got this one. And your answer was in even in the Jokes and Riddles section. Come on!
But I appreciate your concern.)

(Administrative Comment: I have to laugh at questions like these, because there are so many legit ones out there on Answers. Mainly females: "Am I pretty?" "Do you think I'm hott?" "Rate me 1-10. Pics!" It's pretty sad. I have to think it would be a shot to the self esteem. Because two kinds of people answer these questions. The first, of course, is creepers. Second are the people who answer them in a brutally negative fashion to have fun at another's expense and punish them for asking such a retarded question. I may or may not have fallen into that second category before when in need of points to ask more questions.)