June 4: I would just have a Mariachi band follow me around wherever I went.

After a couple hours of meditation and a chat with your mother, you come to the conclusion that you are way more important than people give you credit for. You feel that people need to know that you are so obviously better than they are in every way. The first thing you do is arrange for something huge and spectacular to happen anytime you enter a room. This'll get people's attention. Make them say, "Wow, I wish I was that guy (or gal, as it may be)". What will happen when you enter a room?

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Yahoo! Answers:

as soon as i walk into the room i'll take a pose and then doves will fly out of the doorway

Do a successful back flip.

I hand out business cards stating my awesomeness.
"Tim ~ Rockin' Dude!"
(I may have to try that one day, if not solely to see people's reactions.)

If I were that important I wouldn't have to announce it.
(That's kind of the point of this whole exercise. I guess you missed it.)

I will carry a small fan with me to blow my hair around. I feel like a goddess just thinking about it.

With a megaphone. Maybe some sparklers if it's a dark room.

if i'm impotent peeps are gonna make fun of me...
*doesn't suffer from impotence*
(Just a debilitating mental defect.)

I make business cards like Tims 'cept mine say,Im a waay cool rockin chick....

i usually wear a construction workers hat (yellow one) and make sure it has a chin strap. I like a little bit of my hair on the left side of my head to show, not the right. That looks odd. I usually start to twitch and yell random things, not yell like I have tourettes or anything, It just want to get my point across.
(Uh huh. Well, that'll definitely get you noticed...)

Just smile.

By standing atop the tallest mountain or hill, gazing down at the blazing ruins of men underneath you, laughing, with your fists in the air and your back to the sun.
(I think what will truly indicate your importance is how you go about getting the mountain into the room.)

smile@@

if i tell you, then it won't be my secret and everyone will copy me

revealing clothing?
(Thanks for bringing us down a notch. And, really, that's pretty difficult to do.)

A pie in the face.
(Not going to work. If it's your face you're referring to, you're just an idiot. If it's someone else's you're just going to hack a lot of people off.)

Nothing.. I am not any better than anyone else... and neither are you.
(Says you.)

I think the more important question is why you feel the need to impress upon others that you are better than they are. I'm not trying to be a jerk, but it sounds like you have an inferiority complex and you're trying to compensate for something that you don't like about yourself...
(I don't know why you're getting on my case. If you read the question it clearly states many times that you are the one with the ego issue.)

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