Apr. 7: These pretzels are making me thirsty.

If you could only say one phrase for the rest of your life, what would it be? You would be allowed to rearrange it however you like, but the same words must be used in every sentence you speak for the rest of eternity.

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Yahoo! Answers:

Holy sassafras

the ABC
(That one's not going to get you very far.)

yep, that about covers it.

i would add this to everyones sentences "in your pants"
(Jack: I'm sorry, Tim, your parrot is dead.
You: In your pants.
*Tim beats you to death with a crowbar for disrespecting his bird*)

Okay maybe yes then no. =)

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
(Because you neglected to use spaces you can now only say one impossible to pronounce word. Have fun starving to death.)

it's cause I'm a G!!!
(Really, you strike me as more of a Q...)

If I can do it, I want to
I want to do it, if I can.
I can do it, if I want to.
If I want to, I can do it.
I want to, if I can do it.
I can, if I want to do it.
Can I do it? If I want to.
Do I want to? If I can.
Can I if I want to do it?
Do it? I can if I want to.
Can I? If I want to do it.
Just a play on words. Time spent. Oh well, I can do it if I want to.
(That was excessive.)

The quick brown fox just karate chopped the lazy old cat in the garage.
*I think it has all the letters of the alphabet in it.. thats why. :D
(Too bad I said you could rearrange the words and not the letters.)

The Chicken Ate My Twinkie

"These are the only words I can say, seriously; don't just stand there, call a doctor!"

Yes.

my pancreas!

yes

Yo Momma!

whatever.

penguins

it's all what you make it

Go to hell, go to hell..................
(Don't think that one's going to go over well at the Second Coming.)

Yes. like yes man. never saw the film but i imagine it would force me to try lots of new things.
(This just seems like a really bad idea.)

Roundhouse Kick.

can i have some food

"That's what she said" (:
(No.)

In bed :)

Cool!

I don't necessarily know anything about the things I express an opinion on.

anything you can do i can do better , i can do everything better then you!!!

As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.
You did say for the rest of eternity:)

You're such an ignoranus! You're stupid and an ---hole. =P
(Such clever approaches to profanity the kids are using nowadays.)

oooo bby! (;

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Again, no.)

i like to eat celery.

"thats what she said"
could also be "she said what"
(And once more, no.)

That's what he said in the bed sexually :)

i love you ♥

"Losing My Mind, Gaining My Soul"

Yes I would like some of that

I never meant to feed your dog my heroin.

"So what if I did?"

to be or not to be

f you fat mutha----!-tupac just said it idk lol
(Your one phrase is going to be an offensive one used by a guy who was shot and killed... This, children, will lead to an example of what scientists call "natural selection".)

Oh Please!

aren't they nice?

"Everything Happens for a Reason"

Jesus Jumped Up Christ In A Chariot-Driven Sidecar.

this is terrible

Well, I'll be damned!

=im workin on it=

either, "Everything happens for a reason"
or "Good things are worth waiting for"

"Can you repeat that" would be mine. That way I could annoy the hell out of people!!!! ^^ But then again, I could ALSO learn sign language!!! That way those who really wanted to 'hear" me speak, would learn it as well.

Shove it up your nose

to keep asking "well why?" then it would get the person so agry when they have to keep explaining themselfes!!!!! try it with a friend! its quite fun!!!!

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