June 24: I don't expect you to understand the complexities here. Not all of us can be scientific geniuses.

You're working in the lab one day, when you find a brand new machine that the Chemistry gods have sent into your presence. It's the Graph Crapper 7000, a machine that blasts anything you put in it with atoms, blowing it to pieces. It then gives you a graph of the molecular breakdown of the object. But that's definitely not the fun part. You are alone with this multimillion dollar piece of equipment, so you of course must play with it. What are you going to obliterate in an awesome atom smashing spectacle?

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Yahoo! Answers:

rocks... lots and lots of rocks...

my neighbor's dog who poops everywhere

I would disassemble it and melt the pieces then destroy the blueprints and any other information about it. Not what you were expecting sorry.
today's humor
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies that look like your grand mother running around with tattoos and face jewelry?(And rap music will be the Golden Oldies !
(Not only is that not funny, both of those things are absolutely terrifying.)

Godfather 3

Oh look my B***** coworker seems to have left her precious Gold Card in her desk...
Whoops
(Why must you use something so awesome for evil?)

I would blow up Miley Cyrus.

My bosses house.

You.
(Bring it.)

North Korea.

north korea

A celebrities house.

Britney Spears. (I would sleep like a baby)

marshmallows.

I would blow up my father.
and maybe hitler if he was stil alive.

I'd rather have a case of hand grenades. We need to get out more.
(Hand grenades would be fun too. But what would be even more fun is putting a case of hand grenades into the Graph Crapper 7000.)

a penny
(And then the Feds swoop down upon you and take you into custody. And you thought that whole defacement of government property thing was a myth...)

Why blow only 1 thing?
I would Blow on a Rampage

my new blow-up doll that i just got
(Oh, you are too clever.)

the horrible town i grew up in after i move my family out, all those other rotten ------- gotta go
(Ah, memories...)

I would blow up the Earth and everything and everyone on it, so that way we can all find out together what waits for us after death.
(While several people here seem to be overestimating the size of the Graph Crapper 7000, I think you may have the biggest issue. In more ways than one.)

my high school
but i can give you the moleculor break down already
50% angst
20% blood sweat and tears
10% homework
5% hating yourself
5% hating everyone else
5% friends
4% boys/girls
1% learning **** youll never use in your life ever again

Hackensack, NJ. Superman reluctantly promised Miss Testmocker that if she saved him from the kryptonite, he would stop the nuclear bomb headed there instead of the one headed towards California. He then had to spin the Earth backwards to reverse time to stop that bomb and save California. Certainly if the bomb blew up Hackensack instead of California, he would have done the world a service by getting rid of New Jersey, and he wouldn't have bothered to reverse time.
(Batman is better.)

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Especially if the Graph Crapper 7000 has a "slow" setting.
(That can be arranged.)

Anything poisoness and EVIL! LoLz :) Like spiders! Well not all of them........

What's the molecular composition of a Bible? Is gold leaf really gold? Inquiring minds gotta know.
Also... a watermelon. It's not a guy toy unless it can obliterate watermelons.
(I know what I'm doing next time I'm bored.)

microwave all the way

my past!

i'd blow up some atoms
i'd just take some atoms and put them in and smash them

I'll go blow up some people who really get on my nerves

Okay, so you've asked this about four times now.
I guess you kept trying until you got a lot of answers.
(That's the idea, pal.)

(Administrative Comment: I discovered today that there's a guy who uses Yahoo Answers to go around searching solely for questions pertaining to Chuck Norris and answering them as if he was Chuck himself. Just thought I'd share.)