May 19: You'll never guess what book I just finished reading...

You are a farmer. One night, you observe that all 50 of your animals have gathered in the barn and are singing a song of rebellion that mentions your death several times. What are your thoughts?

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Yahoo! Answers:

run like hell........................

fire up the BBQ...invite the neighbors...we're having steaks.

my thoughts are
OMG SINGING FARM ANIMALS

Not possible. You'd have to really try to believe in fairy tales then.
I believe in fact, not fiction.
(You're telling me it's not possible, and yet there they are singing. You should really open your mind and accept that your animals are plotting against you.)

"RUN ***** RUUUUUUUN"

Interesting. I'd send them to the slaughterhouse first.
I put the laughter in slaughter.

It's time to get the gun out.

Doesnt matter because tomorrow they are my dinner :D

i'll get the shotgun

Next day I would have a bbq for the whole town

who drugged me? would be my first thought
or wow what a crazy dream
(...and then, 'oh, I just got killed by two pigs and a chicken.')

Barbecue time

Get a rope.
(Seems a little drastic. You could just run away. Or be a man and go down fighting.)

I am eating well tomorrow, better get my gun...
(All you people talking about eating and barbecues, I hope you like the taste of horse. Not every farm animal is good eatin'.)

Hire security....or sell them all off the next morning and make some money off of them....
I scare easily...so I'd get rid of them. Fast.
(You mean a large number of homicidal talking animals scares you? Wimp.)

Tell them that they are singing out of key!
"Lets start at E minor! and sing with our mouths......well beaks and snouts....."
(Actually, cows have beautiful singing voices.)

umm i would be like s--- then drive off to my moms house coz she can protect me coz shes my mom and moms can do anything lol
(Amen.)

Id be scared. First of all, I wouldnt be a BAD farmer!
Why would they plot such a thing?!
(They're Commies.)

Um wow, the cows have a higher range then i thought!!
(See? I told you.)

first i'd be like "wtf?"
then i would run like hell.
or possibly run like hell to go grab a shotgun. ;]

My first thought: WTF?!
(What a sad life you must lead.)

HAHAHAHAHH.
Sing along, of course!

the aliens are here

Not again.

MY ANIMALS CAN SING!? :D