May 28: Oh, this is baaaaaa-aa-aa-a-ad.

You went running during a thunderstorm and were struck by lightning. When you regained consciousness, you were a goat. What do you do now?

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Yahoo! Answers:

I'm hungry...---.--- I'm going to find some food...oh wait a sec...what do goats eat? O.o uh oh..
(You know, it's not like you can't eat normal food just because you've turned into a goat...)

get up and run tward the ARCH
(What, did you get goatified in St. Louis? Regardless, I don't think the arch has the answers.)

Go home and hope they´ll recognize me by the clothes (they didn´t disappear, did they?) and keep me in the house and take care of me.

Freak out for a few mins, then hoping it still lightning try to get hit again!
(That would be some sight. A goat running through the streets with a lightning rod in its mouth.)

i vill eat and then **** your goat.
p.s. im russian.
(I don't have a goat. I'm not Russian.)

PANIC!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
PANIC!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHAT WILL THE WORLD DO WITHOUT ME!!??!!??(jk-im not conceded)

BAAAA!!!

baa baa baa baa =] and eat

I go eat and try to produce goat milk.

Baa baa.

I'm ma look for some lady goats.

hop around like a gazelle!
(But you're a goat...)

Whatever I wanted.

I start bahhhhhing and eat clothes.

******?
(Even censored himself. How considerate.)

wait for more lightning

is my name billy?
(Well, I don't think getting struck by lightning and turning into a goat changes your name, so if your name isn't Billy now, your goat name isn't Billy either.)

I must be a really smart goat if I can type and use a PC. LoL!
(Or you're a talking goat and just dictating to someone. Way more likely.)

head butt people...eat some grass..
(In that order.)

Guess I'll eat some garbage then..

phone my agent--- I'M A GOAT THAT COULD TYPE! GET ME A TRAILER!

Get on a boat.

i must be panic and seek for mirror and yelling all out, then get fainted.
(Tragic. The transformation into a goat seems to have had a negative effect on his grammar.)

i gotta find me some **** to eat..like tires and cans and trash

Start singing ...

im going to eat some grass now....