June 10: The key is working on the transition from sitting to sprinting.

It's 2016, and you're about to live your lifelong dream. You are representing your home country in the olympics, and you've reached the final match of the Duck, Duck, Goose event. Fame and glory await you. But the match will be tough. Your opponents are fierce. There's the Nigerian, the Swede, the Spaniard, the Hungarian, and (in a big upset) the Peruvian. But you, you will be victorious, because you have a fool-proof gameplan. What is it?

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Yahoo! Answers:

Wow, I should really update my calender
(It's amazing how time flies when you're doing some intense Duck, Duck, Goose training.)

Goose the first person. That'll surprise them!
(That never works.)

My plan is to give them all a good hit of marijuana before the game. So before the game they will all get stoned. So when they are playing they can just run around and do random stuff. So i win!! Yay me!!!

Intensive body odor. NOBODY wants to get that much yuck on their hand.
(I don't think you should be willing to sacrifice your hygiene to where you stink so bad no one will touch you. It's not worth it.)

My lifelong dream isn't to be in the Olympics, hell I've never even watched them before.

take a small pocket knife with you and when that ****** foreign basterd calls you a goose give him a quick stab in the ankle. I bet that **** will work

HAHA ROFLOLMFAOMG at the first answer.
Same. I only watch swimming and gymnastics :p
(Really? Really? ROFLOLMFAOMG? *exasperated beyond the point of comment*)

I want to be a super saiyan though... : (
(Good for you.)

its getting up before they tap me
(That's a good way to get a lifetime ban from the International Duck, Duck, Goose League.)

uhhm
shorter people will have shorter limbs right? So Ill tag the shortest one there after faking it. I will still need to work on my agility though

Oil slicks in the back of my shoes man : ] gets them EVERYTIME

What if I don't plan on going to the olympics or ever playing Duck, Duck, Goose with other countries? If I had to answer, I guess I'd just stick it out there and try my best? Does that count?
(No. That's lame.)

drink a red bull before the match to give me the boost i need to out run them.
(And wings. Don't forget about the wings. That will be a huge advantage.)

keep hitting them on their heads really hard until i knock them out =]

Wow, unreal, I never gave it a thought, lol, but I'm working on it now...!

I would duck first...but then duck and goose simultaneously. I better get my finger ready...

I would duck the Nigerian, duck the Spaniard, duck the Hungarian, and duck the Peruvian, but then GOOSE the swede! The Swede sounds like the slowest of all of them.
With my luck he'd be some ultra-fast bodybuilder -_-

(Administrative Comment: I'm actually kind of disappointed that no one pointed this out, but... I'm pretty sure you can't actually win Duck, Duck, Goose. It just goes on and on until somebody gets tired of it. I could be wrong. It has been a long time.)