Here are the previously unreleased answers for March. Good stuff here.
Seppuku
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/03/mar-2-there-has-to-be-more-efficient.html
New Answer:
You are a Samurai, and you have been fighting for 3 months, and now suddenly you fear pain? Wow. That must be combat fatigue.
If I were that afraid of pain, I wouldn't be fighting in the first place.
But you are there, surrounded by the enemy. Why quit now? You say you have a sword, so fight to the death. Take some of the basket cases with you. That is honorable way.
Communist Chicken
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/03/mar-4-new-twist-on-old-favorite.html
New Answer:
to find out what happened to his comrades when they walked into a KFC?
Sans Pants
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/03/you-walk-into-meeting-with-10-of-your.html
New Answer:
Sir global warming is slowly destroying our world, I for once have developed a new plan to help our world survive. We'll cut back on plastic bags by recycling our pants and turn them into bags to help keep our environment safe, and save the world from global warming. Though I accidentally left my bag at home, so...who's with me
Field of Something
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/03/mar-9-i-dont-care-what-voice-says-i.html
New Answers:
There are basically 2 answers to your questions.
Ans1 The Elves will lead to a special work station of Santa and your greatest gift will be meeting the Santa.
Ans 2 Elves will lead to the destruction of earth by the hands of the King of Elves a per the alosha trilogy by Christopher Pike. Read it up good one it is. In person you have to stand by Alosha (who is a fairy but forgotten her power) and help her save the world.
Good isint it
I go to the store and buy a box of cookies, I find out that there is not actually 1000 chips in every bag, even microscopically. I sue the company. I win the lawsuit. I become rich. I start my own cookie factory. I get elected president. I outlaw black people and french people. I get assassinated for being racist. I come back as the reincarnation of Billy Mays.
Bear Attack
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/03/mar-11-this-actually-happened-to-buddy.html
New Answers:
This possibility is actually covered by the rules of golf. The bear would and is considered an "outside agency" and therefor you get relief from such a situation, be it a bird, fox, deer, etc. These golfers are pretty smart and they thought of everything, Good luck.
Well, even if the ball went in, that gets you out of buying a round of drinks at the clubhouse.
For you or the bear?
What hole is it?
Slang
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/03/mar-12-hopefully-none-of-these-will.html
New Answers:
go to australia and u will know.
kimchin
a persons double chin
hey, mad that fat guy over there has a massive kimchin.
Carmen San Diego
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/03/where-in-world-is-carmen-sandiego-yahoo.html
New Answers:
She's hiding in the cupboard under my stairs. I feed her pretzels.
Well...
she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!
Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can she be?
Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!
Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
THERE in the world is Carmen Sandiego!
Mulan Rock
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/03/mar-16-id-go-with-my-lucky-cricket.html
New Answers:
hi you throw your hand out for a refund.
My cat xD get em kittyyyyyy!!! :D
whoever let them play at this concert
throw the shoe like the George Bush incident,
i`m just kidding if you`re a Bush fan but really i would throw a shoe
People will try to deal you a bad hand over and over in this game
of life. Do some research. Investigate all deals you get involved in.
Communicate with the other party, let them know your needs.
Example, you go for a hair cut on your lunch hour. You tell the barber you have only 35 min available. He can say it won't work and you need to come back another time. But if you don't tell him, he may get you started late and cause you to be late for work. You will
be fuming - but you could have avoided it. Many things in life can be worked out or turned into problems depending on our communications skills. In this case throwing something at the band got you nothing. I imagine you could have saved a good bit of cash if you realized how bad they are.
you are supposed to throw shredded lettuce
A grumpy cat. No, wait, a jellyfish.
LOL mulan.
Ummmmm,
I'll throw the tank body guard next to me,
who just happens to be holding a grand piano.
3 grenades cause i was all ready pissed at them for being late with there gig kill em all lol
What the #%&@?
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/03/mar-19-i-dont-even-know-answer-to-this.html
New Answer:
so you show up at your mates house for a barbie and someone has lit a fire on their front lawn. everyone tries to guide you to safety out the back. the reporter from the news is already there and takes a picture of you. once you're in the safety of the backyard, you see a mosquito candle that was lit for the barbeque and in anger at the flames destroying your friends house you run up to it and blow it out, before smashing it on the ground (blow it out first so you dont start another fire heh) afterward your friend tells you how the fireman wearing the yellow belt was really hot and what a shame it was that we didnt get to try our new technique of barbequeing pancakes :( they'r so good barbequed!!
You're a yellow-belt in karate and you've just broken the world record for the most number of pancakes karate-chopped in a certain amount of time.
I have no idea why there's a candle...maybe someone just thought it would be fun to use one.
Amputation
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/03/you-have-very-rare-disease-that.html
New Answers:
my uvula - the hanging at the back of your throat
ugh... any part but a finger or toe? can i choose an organ? like a kidney or something I don't need? my tonsils? what about a bone? I can live without a rib! lol
I wanted to cut of my ears, but my glasses will fall without them.
so umm. would you like to have my appendix instead?
2 fingers ;0
one nail of my finger
Indecent Proposal
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/03/mar-31-you-never-know-when-ill-take.html
New Answer:
I think that is a great idea! Once she finnishes beating the hell out of you with the angry raccoon, there is no doubt she will say yes... and just think, you two will laugh about it years later. Do it, doooo iiitttt...
Sunday, May 31, 2009
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