Mar. 2: There has to be a more efficient way to do this...

You are samurai in the late 1300's and you're cornered by the army you've been in a vicious battle with for 3 months. It's time for seppuku (you know, that thing where you stab yourself in the stomach with your sword and rip it out of your side...). You are about to release yourself into sweet death to save your honor when you realize: This is really going to hurt. So much so that you decide not to go through with it (coward). You're about 13 seconds from being taken prisoner and you aren't going to fight back. How do you, fearing pain, end your life with honor?

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(Thanks for playing.)

i would rather be a peasant plz!!!

fight back anyway and hope that someone kills you so you don't have to do it yourself

By charging at the guys who surround me and killing as many as I can before dying.
(What exactly do these people think 'you aren't going to fight back' means?)

i would realize that i am a chocolate cow...
and DROP to the floor, and yell...
MOOO MOOOO.
i would rather them eat me!
(I tried, but I'm afraid that there is no sarcastic or witty comment I can produce that could increase the level of stupidity in this answer.)

I'll stab my sword on the floor, stand up with both arms raised in to the air...
...and start singing a Japanese version of "Imagine" and won't stop until they kill me off.
(If you've never listened to John Lennon's "Imagine", you should know that having heard it makes this infinitely funnier.)

kill as many men *** possible and before they kill you smoke yourself
(Smoke yourself? What does that even mean?)

I AM a Samurai, I have 2 lives left and i have used seppuku more than 40 times. I am an immortal.
(You should know before you gut yourself again that if you only have 2 lives left, you probably aren't immortal. Because if you were immortal... you know what? Never mind. Go for it.)

Straight into the brain, cut off the nerves before they can sense pain. Logical ain't it?

get over the pain and the cowardliness and kill your self

ummm... i don't :] i slash my enemies with my awesome sword and go far far awaaaaaay

shout " LOOK AN ALPACA HAVING A TEA PARTY, Oh oh OH NO THE MONKEYS REBELLING AGAINST THE, he never should of done it i told him, HE NEVER SHOLD HAVE! THE ELEPHANT WAS JUST TOOOO STRONG FOR HIM NO! Aww he has biscuts!" which will make them turn their heads and then run for my life with the comcast supersonic speed juice that i have packed in a bottle in mah pants! then i would rule candyland and live happppily ever after!
*Source*:

my -in spongebob's words- E-mag-i-naaaaay-shun
(Real source: acid trip.)

Taking your own life is not honorable, so there is not one most honorable way to commit suicide... but if i were a samurai in the1300's with 13 seconds to end my life i would run start for the enemy army with my sword aimed at someone else so that they would have to kill me in order to save their own life.

Bushido? Honor? That's for sissies. I would take the ninja approach and throw a smoke bomb for a quick escape.

Kill them out of sheer adrenaline, every. last. one. of. them. That's what a real samurai would do.

i wud say sum smart quote then do it or sumthing like that
(I'm afraid that 13 seconds isn't going to be nearly enough time for you to come up with 'sum smart quote'. Though I am impressed you spelled 'quote' correctly.)

Instead of stabbing myself I would blow myself up as they took me away. I'm pretty sure they invented some substantial explosives back then...but anywhos by doing that my death is (hopefully) short and painless and I will also (possibly) take people to the grave with me.

Get my M203 rifle and blast them with greanades and stuff

im a little confused but id end my life with honer or take as many of my opponents with me like let them get close and then attack them using every weapon i could find even rocks
(I think you're more than a little confused.)

(Administrative Comment: Perhaps I'm not as knowledgeably about Japanese history as I should be, but I can't figure this one out. I went to post this question and Yahoo Answers recommended that I put it in this category:

Society & Culture > Cultures & Groups > Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered

Though confused, I really don't think I want that one explained to me.)