May 14: I would say the same thing back to them verbatim, but I would use a more mocking tone to make them see how stupid and weak their comment was.

Wow, that was a really long question title. But it is one possible answer to today's question, which was not thought up by me.

Today's question is courtesy of "-andrea-":

If someone came up to you and said "eww you eat" wat would u do? im just random. Answer?<3

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Yahoo! Answers:

ew your face

i would say "eww you're alive"
(Ah, good one.)

I'd throw a double bacon cheeseburger at them...
(Note to self: go up to people at Wendy's and say 'eww you eat'.)

yeah..YOU WANT SOME?

I would feel kinda sorry for them cause if they think that it is disgusting to eat then they got some issues to work on. We need to eat in order to survive.

YO FACE EATS!
(Burn!)

Most humans usually do eat. It helps to stay alive.
(Most of them.)

Someones said to me"Ew you eat katchup on your cheetos?"and i flipped em the bird
(They didn't deserve it. That really is nasty.)

I'd shove what I was eating down their throat and then say "eww YOU eat!"

'yeah, so i'll be alive in a week.... do you mind if i miss the funeral- lunch and all.

punch in the face!!!
(The solution to everything...)

yum yum yum

I would explain the digestive process to them using the handy chart I keep with me at all times. I would then use the metal stand I set the chart on to disembowel them on the spot.

I'd shove a burger down their throat. :)

eat!!!
...and if she were cute..... and clean....
(I'm glad you didn't finish that thought.)

nothing and continue what i am supposed to do
(But then they win! You can't let them win!)