So, I'm going to propose to my girlfriend and I've got this plan. She really likes animals, so I'm going to get a live raccoon, attach the ring to its leg, shave "I ♥ you" or "Will you marry me?" into its fur, and leave it in her house for her to find. What do you think? Good plan right?
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hahah no wonder your alone
(Ouch.)
That's a terrible idea! Just figure out her favorite animal.
(Not worth it. Too much work.)
Is your last name "Darling"?
(No, it's not.)
It would be funnier if it was a dead raccoon
Hide the ring in the raccoon's poop and let her find the smell.
(Of course... Brilliant.)
oh my word.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! o ur serious.......
If she don't shoot it or you before she reads it.
Go with a badger, and put a bow on him too.
Oh gawd yeah!! Ooooo .. I know, then, when the raccoon launches itself towards your girlfriend, and attaches itself to her nose with it's razor-sharp fangs .. you can sing "You Light Up My Life". She'll say yes, guaranteed!!
*sigh* Why do other woman always get the romantic guys? :(
nooo?????? get a fake animal or a cat or dog!!! Racoons are vicious wild animals.
1) They wont sit still while you shave them dummy! They will attack you or not run where you want it to! WTH r u thinking?
2) It will freak her out. Trust me. Just do it another animal way. I suggest like take her to an animal shelter and tell her you picked out a cat or dog or bird or something and have the animal have a ribbon with the ring tied on around its neck or leg or something.
(I would rather attempt to shave a raccoon than a cat.)
Your kidding right? Or...are you pretending that you are pretending to kid?
(Um...yes...wait, no...uh.... *head explodes*)
Maybe u should get her a puppy wit a blanket around it that says that she gets a new cute puppy not a dirty creepy raccooon and she might get mad at u for shaving it and leaving a creepy raccoooon without her knowing and the dog when it gets older will always remind u of that hot night
(Run on sentence fail!)
raccoons are too vicious, if your gonna do that do a tamer animal.
it is good until the raccoon bites her and gives her rabies
(She'll understand.)
that is so tight! very very clever congratulations!
(I was holding out hope that no one would actually see this as a good idea.)
I'm thinking not. Sorry, but I really hope you're kidding.
cute but I think she'd kinda be freaked out about the raccoon part. Aw, just dont make it painful :S
lol put it in a cage lol she might freak if its eating her underwear
its a good plan but a racoon try maybe a feret
(Please explain to me how that's better.)
awww dont shave the poor animal :(
HAHAHAHA NOOO!!!!! dont do that well atleast not the "leave it in her house part"
how are you going to not get a wild racconn thats not going to attack her?
(I'm not. It'll be part of the magic of the moment.)
you will find out how good the idea is when you catch the raccoon
good luck shaving it
please email me the pictures of you and your coon
yea man! awesome thinking. i'm going to do something like that for my girlfriend too. Maybe something less rabid and less garbage eating though.
mmm not really. its a very creative and a unique idea.. but might be TOO crazy. or actually IS too crazy. u want to make it romantic and sweet, not crazy and weird. so lets think of something else other than having wild animals running around the house with sum fur messing. not so romantic
The raccoon will attack her but yeah do it, maybe then you can purpose to her in the hospital. good luck though, she will really appreciate it.
Um the raccoon part is crazy and if you shave i love you into its fur that's mean. First get a different animal and then figure out how to say I love you or will you marry me with out shaving it.
Well think of it this way.
She'll either think of it totally tacky but adorable and love it. Or
She'll be really offended that you abused and animal like that and yell at you for treating it so badly. Thus you should get another plan
so its 50/50 you decide whether you should take the risk or not
(50/50... I like those odds!)
actually i really don't think that is a good plan unless the raccoon is house trained and wont ripe up and of her stuff and unless she is like in love with animals that she would not mind you letting a raccoon rum wild through her house
umm it may be sneckey but it's your chose
*Source*: here
(Well said.)
Uhmm.. ok well there is a few minor (what's that word) faults in your plan
1)what if the racoon tears up her furnature
2) what if the racoon gets out and you never see that ring again
3)what if she thinks that it was cruel to shave that into an animal
4)what if she wants to keep the racoon?
5) don't you want to be there for her answer and how she reacts?
(Answers:
1) Don't care. It's not my furniture. Why do you think I'm using her house?
2) I'll just go pick up another one. It was only $.75 from that toy dispenser.
3) It wasn't meant to be.
4) She won't. She's allergic.
5) Are you kidding me? There's going to be a wild, hungry raccoon there. She can just tell me about it later.)
No what if it attacks her or what if she thinks it is mean for you to shave that into an animal. I think you should fine an other way to propose to her and GOOD LUCK! Oh Use a duck or a goose and tie the ring and a note around its neck and have it ask if she will marry you.
Horrible plan. The raccoon can be carrying diseases, can destroy the house, and if she cares for animals, she wouldn't want you to shave an animal and tie a ring around its foot. You should take her to the zoo and maybe ask if they can take you on a special private tour and then propose to her that way.
Not really. It will probably scare the crap out of her, if you leave it for her to find. It might also destroy her house, or part of it, depending on how long you leave the raccoon by it's self. And are you for sure she likes raccoons. Where would you even be getting this raccoon, if it's wild or something, it would be disgusting, and maybe have a disease.
(Oh, I don't know. I like to think that the dumpster behind my house is relatively clean.)
oh nooo.
dont do it, i loove animals too and i def wouldnt want you to take a animal and ruin its beautiful fur and scare it to death while shaving it. it might really scare her to come home and see a wild animal in the house. rethink it
Ummm sorta..
Maybe not the shaving part.. kinda gross haha.
Not a good idea. Even thought I love animals, I wouldn't recommend a raccoon, but I would recommend a dog. If she really loves animals and hates animal abuse, not a really good idea.
where the HECK are u gona get a raccoon?
dude if she likes animals get her a CUTE PUPPY
(Administrative Comment: I really freaked out the 'Singles and Dating' group with this one. And good news, ladies, no part of this is true, so I'm still available! You can contact me at [text limit reached])
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