Mar. 16: I'd go with my lucky cricket.

You arrive at an awesome rock show and you're ready to have some head banging, guitar shredding fun. The first few bands have rocked and its time for the headliner. The band comes out. They have seven guitarists, two drummers, a bassist who looks like he's ready to kill and a singer who you've heard has a voice that rivals that of God himself. You are stoked. The crowd is fired up as the band begins playing. Turns out, all they're playing is very much non-rocking tunes from Disney's Mulan. You are pissed. Something must be thrown at them. What do you throw?

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Yahoo! Answers:

a brick

Shoes?
(Is this a question? I really didn't think this one was that confusing...)

Ball gags...

a turd

Mickey Mouse made out of dog ****.
(I'm slightly curious as to how this is going to work because unless you have a dog that's quite talented, that's going to require some molding. I mean, Mulan rock would be unfortunate, but I don't know if it's that bad.)

no no no you got it all wrong you buy them all double shots of tequila and hope to god it gets better!

My shoe! haha. (:

a chair

My ticket stub THEN LEAVE

My chair

I read that somewhere people threw rocks at a Nickelback concert. Well deserved.

a screaming demand for my money back

The kid next to you that is actually enjoying this atrocity!
(Hey, I know that guy! Did you know he carries a purse?)

Don't you pay attention to who you're buying tickets for?
(How was I supposed to know that Mushu's Chinese Soldiers from Hell was a Mulan cover band?)

What is available to you? Rocks aren't really a good option because while exceptionally violent, they tend to knock out the annoying band quickly, thus ending the fun. Soft, rotten fruits and vegetables are a big favorite because they cause lasting damage (hard-to-remove smell, stains, etc.) without causing physical injury. Handfuls of mud work well, though they are odorless and may cause stainage to the throwers.

Water balloon so everything gets wet & ruined! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the kid next to me. actually. i'd probably be the one thats thrown- seeing as i'm pretty small and easy to pick up haha. boo for crappy bands playing songs from Mulan.

My best friend XD
(I hope you have a lot of friends.)

Uhhhh, well Nickelback showed that rocks are good. Personally I would throw other people :)

My handy-dandy RPG-7 that I acquired through my bud's father who is in the Navy... Of course, by "throw" it at them, I mean fire an RPG at them.

Chairs!

anything i can find. ;D

The guy sitting next to me.

nothing, they don't deserve to be given anything in my possession.

*stiffens* You insinuating that music from Mulan is bad?

(Maybe. What are you going to do about it?)

throw nothing... mosh on stage beating the living crap outta them :)

something big, hard, and painful!!!! XD

(Yes, that would be the general idea.)

A knife that hopefully kills someone up there...

i unscrew the cap from my water bottle and hurl it at the singer. or a discarded shoe (because there's always one of those at a rock/mulan concert)...

fecal matter

(The political correctness here is noble, but strangely out of place...)

rotten eggs!!!

my shoes, socks, soda, popcorn, the person beside me's shoes and popcorn, anything else that will give them brain damage..jk
(Shoes + socks + food = brain damage? I think it's time to invest in some new footwear.)

Nothing you could be sued for a number of reasons. I would try to get my money back or be compensated somehow for such crapiness!!
(Rock is about stickin' it to the man. You can't let a little felony and some jail time stop you.)

Watermelon.

3 grenades cause i was all ready pissed at them for being late with there gig kill em all lol

You throw crap at the crappy band so they're poopy as hell.
('Poopy as hell'. 'Nuff said.)

ummmm toilet paper

(But you have to make sure you do this before the people who are throwing some form of crap. Otherwise you're doing them a favor.)

how about nothing, that's not very nice

Used tampons!
(I really don't know what to say to that.)

sperm filled water balloons
(There are so many absolutely horrible jokes I could make here. Unfortunately, my sense of shame won't allow it.)

Imaginary Reese's Pieces.

Beer bottles, like in Blues Brothers, tomatos too.

Feces.

a bus

If they started playing songs from Mulan I'd be like, Hell yeah! i'll make a man outta youuu

round house kicks provided by chuck norris

A letter (tied to a brick) describing why I dislike their music.
(I admire your diplomatic approach.)

your mom

tomatoes...what else.....hmm... and eggs... wow thats mean..lol

(Administrative Comment: Maybe it's because I haven't been to too many myself, but I was completely unaware of what one needs to bring to a concert. Watermelons, eggs, knives... I don't know how I'm going to convince Chuck Norris to come. And I've got to tell you, I don't know how comfortable I am with doing whatever is necessary to sneak an RPG-7 into a show. Seems like a good way to lose a limb...)