Monday, May 25, 2009

May 26: Let us hear from someone else.

As the Yahoo community continues to supply resistance to my own questions, I was provided with a great one to use at someone else's expense. When I saw the first sentence, I knew immediately that it would be great material for a post.

Today's question provided by 'Kellyanne':

Why am i so stupid? i gave my little a cigarette because he said he just wanted to lite it and then when i game back he was smoking it im so dumb he is only 13 i should have know better i mean 17 not 14 ugh im so made at myself.

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Yahoo! Answers:

wow thats really stupid
i hope youre lying!
and knowing yahoo! answers, you probably are
(Are you suggesting that some people on Yahoo aren't who they say they are or present unrealistic, fabricated situations in their question? What an outrageous accusation!)

You need a good spanking

0mg...

Smoking is for losers.

yeah your dumb

and so you should be

Might as well give him a gun while you're at it
(Your logic is undeniable.)

Well, it's good you realize your mistake. Please don't ever do that again!

well, youre human..we all make mistakes. that doesnt make it right though i mean thats really bad but who am i to judge i do stupid **** too.

wow i cant believe u fell for that lmao

Because you didn't think it through well enough.

You are stupid that you have cigarettes to give to your little whatever. Smoking is stupid.

what the hell is he? 13 14 or 17? :\
(Who knows?)

stupid.

May I get your permission to slap you?
(Don't ask permission. Just do it.)

you are stupid because you don't know any better. you should know right from wrong.

uhh...
(Translation: Fear not, friend, for now that I am here I assure you that you are not the stupidest individual to post on this web page!)

Go to bed.

Ah, but you're just a little one, too.
But, good job. Next time, give him vodka and a hooker along with the cancer sticks. Yay, you!

That was a bad decision, but is there any point to this question?

i dont get it... a 17 year old is old enough to smoke his own cigarette lol... i thought u meant little like 6 or something..

Don't beat yourself up so much. You should look at it in a more positive light:
1) You immediately stopped him. At least I hope you did. Otherwise you just dropped two more rungs on the idiot ladder.
2) You did not give him a crack pipe.
3) You were not attacked by a a flesh eating goose.
See! It could have been a lot worse!
(Hmm... I wonder who posted this one.)

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