Mar. 5: "And as you can see, our third quarter projections... um, Johnson, is there a problem?"

You walk into a meeting with 10 of your work place superiors when you notice something that is quite disturbing: you seem to have forgotten to put pants on this morning. Though you are curious as to how you didn't notice this in the car on the way here, you are comforted by the fact that it was this, and not your bad haircut, that the people on the sidewalk were staring at. But back to the matter at hand. Your superiors look quite offended. You need to find an excuse or somehow play it off as a joke to save your job. What do you do?

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Yahoo! Answers:

ive often gone out and forgotton to put undies on..no one knows so what the heck?"
(Boy, it's a good thing that didn't happen at the same time as this incident. Now THAT would have been awkward.)

...You guys didn't get the memo about No-pants Friday?"

You walk over to your superiors and tell them "Didn't you guyes get the memo?"

Say, "Ladies, gentlemen...we will loose our PANTS if we don't put everything, and I mean everything on the line to make money for this company up to and including sacrificing our pride to do so!!"

Would sit down as under-lad
(I don't know what it means either.)

"I thought it was dress down day"

"chew it over with TWIX"

that won;t happen but I would run out and never come back!"

Oh crap! I thought it was april fools today, I guess thats tomorrow" or "the german shepard attacked me today, i was unable to find my pants" peace out x

they're only going to see the top half of my body, so i didn't bother finish getting dressed
(I wish it actually worked this way. I'd never have to wear pants again. It's just such a hassle...)

it turns out that everyone died!! the end
(Hooray!)

Act really confused as to what everyone is staring at. Look down and "suddenly realize" that you don't have any pants on.
Shout : " Who does he think he is? Moth repellent my butt!"
then dial a random number on your phone, and start chewing whoever is on the other end of the call out big time. Chew them out for selling you cheap moth repellent, and you will be contacting "you know who" then once you hang up suddenly remember where you are, and run out the door in quite a hurry. lol, that would be a show

Stop doing drugs.

just cover the bottom part with something

(Administrative Comment (for real this time): I'm taking the weekend off to come up with some potential questions. Check back on Monday for a new one.)