For reasons that are none of your concern, I can not post a question today. That's right, none of your concern. Unless of course you are attempting to stalk me. But even then, while they may pique your interest, it's still really creepy and I wouldn't want you to know those reasons anyway. So if you're stalking me, you should stop. I'll call the cops if I ever see you again. It doesn't even matter if we run into each other by accident. The popo will be all over you like Homer Simpson on a Christmas ham. OK, now that I've used a bit of obscure ethnic slang, I have some more random thoughts for you in place of a question:
-Colby Jack is like the king of cheeses. It is far superior to anything else. If you could hear cheese talk like the guy suggested in response to yesterday's question, it would go something like this:
Other cheeses: We're cheese! Put us on your sandwiches and hamburgers!
Colby Jack: I'M COLBY JACK, I'M AWESOME!!!!
Other cheeses: Hey, we're good too! American is great melted and swiss goes quite well with pastrami!
Colby Jack: COLBY JACK AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Other cheeses: OK, you win, don't... no!!
Colby Jack: CHEESE GRATER!!!!
*high pitched screams*
(In the previous scene, 'Other cheeses' is voiced by Verne Troyer, while supplying the voice of Colby Jack is Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.)
- If I could choose any three items to be stuck on an island with, it would be a dowel rod, a roll of duct tape, and a long book. The first two would get me off the island, and the last one would give me something to do on the trip.
- Never swat a fly off your friend's head with a hatchet. OK, that one's not me, it's Confucius. But he makes a great point. Unless of course you don't particularly care for your friend. Or maybe he's role playing with Risk pieces using only racial stereotypes.
- 6:45 AM is early.
Catch ya later.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
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