Yahoo's doing some scheduled maintenance this evening, so response is pretty low. As a result, you get the leftovers from the past few weeks. Don't worry, if you put them in the microwave, they'll be almost 75% as good as a normal question. 3 of them today. Enjoy!
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Question #1 (This was going to be a normal question until someone deleted the question along with the other half of the responses. *Obscene gesture in Yahoo's direction*)
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Are we caught in a landslide with no escape from reality?
And why did you kill that man, put the gun against his head, pull the trigger? Now he's dead.
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Yahoo! Answers:
Because I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
i love queen! R.I.P.
Cause just Open your eyes look up to the sky and see. Im just a poor boy I need no sympathy.
(There are several more lines in Bohemian Rhapsody that would have made for far more appropriate answers...)
well i at least i didn't shoot the deputy
R.I.P Freddie you will forever be the best :)
because it's easy come, easy go, man.
GALALAO!!!!
(Epic spelling fail!)
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Question #2 (I would wear mine to church.)
How awesome would it be to have a Snuggie?
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Yahoo! Answers:
I would only want the one in sage green.
(Classy.)
awesome, but id be too ashamed to tell anyone
pretty gay
Almost as awesome as having a full bottle of roofies and the whole weekend ahead of me.
(If you don't know what this means, that's probably for the best. If you do, I sincerely hope you are as disgusted as I am.)
Wouldn't it be like just turning your robe around backwards?
(Sort of, but it can't replace a Snuggie. I mean, really, you're bathrobe backwards? That would look ridiculous. And you wouldn't want that, would you?)
I have one and I don't like it..............
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Question #3 (I thought this one had potential...)
You are sitting on a park bench weaving a cover for your new covered wagon when all of a sudden you are attacked by a vicious Mediterranean land shark. You win the ensuing struggle using only a wheel of cheese to defend yourself. This wins the land shark's respect and he decides to submit to you as your newest pet. What do feed your pet land shark, and what do you name him?
Also, if you'd care to describe how you defeated him with a wheel of cheese, please do so. I'll take notes.
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Yahoo! Answers:
I take him to the SNL set and let him eat people. And I name him Chevey Chase.
How did I defeat him with a wheel of Cheese?? I jammed it down his throat, and when he was choking on it I then proceded to save his life by preforming the heimlich manuever. He is now forever in my debt... for saving his life.
CHEVEY, is that you ? I've got a candy gram for you !
During the struggle with the land shark, I chewed the wheel of cheese into tiny bits and shot them through my nose into the sharks cerebral cortex. Because everyone knows that sharks have very sensitive cerebral cortexes. Anyway, in its fit of blind rage, It bit my left arm completely off.Being a biologist, and knowing how to deal with these sharks, I decided to gain his respect by slapping him silly with my newly severed arm. He drew back and receeded, not expecting me to do such a courageous deed. He enjoyed my intuitiveness at reacting so fast and wanted to serve under me as my pet. I then promptly named him Rico because that's what I first thought of. I found later he was partial to cherry cough syrup, which I fed him twice daily.
The End..................
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