In an odd distortion of time and history, you are captured by the invading Mongol Empire. You are taken to Genghis Khan, who threatens to torture you if you do not meet his single demand. His only instructions to you are simple. He looks down at you and says "Make me the most awesome T-shirt ever created my mankind." What do you put on the shirt to save yourself from torture?
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Yahoo! Answers:
(We'll start off with the people that ol' Genghis would have most certainly eliminated on the spot through very slow disembowelment. Everybody here's in contention for that, but these stand out as the most likely candidates.)
"The Most Awesome T-Shirt EVER!"
"this is my "awesome" t-shirt" .
"said most awesome t-shirt"
THE MOST AWESOME T-SHIRT EVER
MOST AWESOME T-SHIRT! <3
(Unfortunately for this person, Khan found out that her screen name was ♪♫ I ♥ The Jonas Brothers! ♪♫, and determined that death was to good for her. Instead he locked her in a room with no windows and played all three Lord of the Rings movies on continuous loop.)
(And now for those that...well...they at least tried.)
a stapled cookie straight from the oven.
(That wouldn't be a very appetizing cookie...)
Andy Samberg, smiling, doing a double thumbs up
"No, you may NOT touch my hair".
I would definitely get a T-shirt that said that.
i honestly have bad--- pics for t shirts but i think ur gonna steal peoples ideas but if u wanna do buissnes hit me up
(Yes, I want to make millions of dollars so I came to the 'Polls and Surveys' section for brilliant ideas.)
"No Fat Chinks"
DISCLAIMER: Not a racial slur. Rather a reflection on history involving the Mongols.
I'd just put Led Zeppelin.....
(Would you believe that Stairway to Heaven was Genghis Khan's favorite song? You would? Oh... that's a shame.)
If you can read this the Bi^%# fell off!
(Very original.)
when the gates drop the ---- stops.........wait i own that on my bmx shirt so i'll put
if your gonna capture someone you could at least be harsh to them or i'll put Kayse Was Here
(You get to go to the Lord of the Rings room too.)
Dyslexics Are Teople Poo ...
i saw that one once and thought it was hilarious
A baby picture of me,,until i read that my life was in jeopardy..
I would have the words: CAN WE ALL JUST GET ALONG
(I have no idea how that first line is supposed to make any sense.)
"Bob Saget" =D
HARLEY DAVIDSON..... OF COURSE........
(You also get the Lord of the Rings treatment, except that this is so lame, you're stuck watching only the dialogue-intensive parts with those freakin' talking trees. I'm falling asleep just thinking about it.)
"my mom thinks i'm kool!"
Don't taze me bro.
Um....It would have to have a huge exclamation mark on it. That's all I got...then on the back a question mark...haha
id put on it eat **** *** hole lol. not really i dunno maybe stick a mirror to it so he can look at his face every morning or sumthin like that, or a pic of money and chickadoos and maybe a couple of fortune cookies
(If the mirror's on his shirt... You know what, I'm not gonna go there.)
A giant smiley face with rainbows and ponies and unicorns.
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