Apr. 6: So here's what happened...

Apparently Yahoo! Answers has grown tired of my shenanigans, so they've suspended my primary account, making it extremely difficult to post a question today. They tell me that I've violated the community guidelines. Is this outrageous accusation true? Well...yes. Actually I have not only disobeyed the guidelines over the past couple of months, I've pretty much completely ignored them. However, fear not o faithful reader! I am currently in the process of developing a stronger system which will make it easier for me to stick it to the man on a daily basis. So, if you'll come back tomorrow, I should be up and running again with a new question.