You return home from a very bad day at the office to find out that Dave, your neighbor, now has a pet zebra named Cuddles. Already ticked, this sends you over the edge. It's only after you have rained down insults upon Dave and his zebra that you find out that Cuddles is actually a guard-zebra, trained to kill. A couple of nervous weeks pass and you are driving home in the dark when you hit something large in the road. Trashes your car. Windshield shattered, front end smashed, the works. You peak over the crumpled hood to confirm your worst fear: it's Cuddles. You're about to get out of the car when you realize that the impact may not have killed it. And if it didn't, Cuddles is one pissed off guard-zebra. You don't know what to do. You may or may not have killed your neighbor's very expensive guard-zebra. The zebra no doubt is seeking revenge on you. And Dave loved that zebra. It was the only friend he ever had. You could just drive away, but Dave will see your damaged car. What's your course of action?
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Gag the zebra and throw him in the back of your trunk, drive your car off a cliff into a VERY deep lake, borrow a friend's car until you can purchase one of your own, and then console Dave and make sure to hide the duct tape!!! :)
simple... kill it with a bat or something relatively quiet, drag it into someone else' yard and park your car in a tree down the road.... like you hit the tree or something.... may want to clean it first....... and add the needed leaves and branches to your car. Then your neighbor will think that you swerved to miss the zebra and thank you, while at the same time thinking that someone else hit it.....
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Gag the zebra and throw him in the back of your trunk, drive your car off a cliff into a VERY deep lake, borrow a friend's car until you can purchase one of your own, and then console Dave and make sure to hide the duct tape!!! :)
simple... kill it with a bat or something relatively quiet, drag it into someone else' yard and park your car in a tree down the road.... like you hit the tree or something.... may want to clean it first....... and add the needed leaves and branches to your car. Then your neighbor will think that you swerved to miss the zebra and thank you, while at the same time thinking that someone else hit it.....
shoot it.
knock it on the head and skin it out, first. then drop it off for processing. worth about 100 pounds I'd bet. a tidy profit for 10 minutes work. well written. congrats. you are good.
you need the guard duck, he's probably looking for a gig, as his girlfriend abandoned him in paris.
Stay in the car and call the cops...clearly Dave was not following the Leash-Zebra law and his Zebra should have been either restrained to his property or leashed when off property. If the zebra is still alive...or even worse, rabid...the cops can put it down. Also, Dave could be liable for the damage to your car since it was his guard zebra running lose in the road.
i'll smash cuddles with my car. thanks for an easy 2 points.
I would go knock on Dave's door and tell him that you hit his zebra. But, you should also tell him that his zebra should not have been in the middle of the road. Even if he was a guard zebra, he should've been on Dave's front lawn or on his driveway. And since this story is made up, I would let the zebra live =]
You paint white horse with black stripes and park it in Dave's garage as Cuddles. I normally would not do this, but....this story broke my heart. In a meantime, you nurse real Cuddles back to health and then face your friend Dave when everything is fine and ready to go.
kill dave too EDIT: Or, hit dave with daves car then park daves car in front of the zebra and put dave in the drivers seat. then go to Ihop and get some strawberry banana pancakes. YUM!
I get out my cell phone and call animal control. After all there is a wild animal loose and it just ran into my car and started attacking it. Tell them to be careful because Zebra's don't usually attack cars it may be infected with mad cow disease or hoof and mouth disease,and you are afraid it will hurt you. After they come take it away and destroy it.Buy Dave a teddy bear so he has a new friend.
Call Dave acting paniced and grief stricken and tell him that Cuddles ran out into the middle of the road while chasing an unknown man and you accidentally hit him.
knock it on the head and skin it out, first. then drop it off for processing. worth about 100 pounds I'd bet. a tidy profit for 10 minutes work. well written. congrats. you are good.
you need the guard duck, he's probably looking for a gig, as his girlfriend abandoned him in paris.
Stay in the car and call the cops...clearly Dave was not following the Leash-Zebra law and his Zebra should have been either restrained to his property or leashed when off property. If the zebra is still alive...or even worse, rabid...the cops can put it down. Also, Dave could be liable for the damage to your car since it was his guard zebra running lose in the road.
i'll smash cuddles with my car. thanks for an easy 2 points.
I would go knock on Dave's door and tell him that you hit his zebra. But, you should also tell him that his zebra should not have been in the middle of the road. Even if he was a guard zebra, he should've been on Dave's front lawn or on his driveway. And since this story is made up, I would let the zebra live =]
You paint white horse with black stripes and park it in Dave's garage as Cuddles. I normally would not do this, but....this story broke my heart. In a meantime, you nurse real Cuddles back to health and then face your friend Dave when everything is fine and ready to go.
kill dave too EDIT: Or, hit dave with daves car then park daves car in front of the zebra and put dave in the drivers seat. then go to Ihop and get some strawberry banana pancakes. YUM!
I get out my cell phone and call animal control. After all there is a wild animal loose and it just ran into my car and started attacking it. Tell them to be careful because Zebra's don't usually attack cars it may be infected with mad cow disease or hoof and mouth disease,and you are afraid it will hurt you. After they come take it away and destroy it.Buy Dave a teddy bear so he has a new friend.
Call Dave acting paniced and grief stricken and tell him that Cuddles ran out into the middle of the road while chasing an unknown man and you accidentally hit him.
throw the car in reverse run over the zebra again maybe try urinating on it bring the car to a shop leave it there take a taxi home tell dave the car was stolen. get the car fixed tell dave the cops found it. exact same thing happend to me but it was a gaurd walrus
I'd make sure its dead
I'd make sure its dead
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