You decide to host a party at your house. You're pretty excited about it. There's going to be cake and guacamole and mario kart. Unfortunately for you Carol brings Steve. You hate Steve. You've hated him ever since he took that last bowl of chocolate pudding in the cafeteria that day. You loath Steve. About halfway through the party everyone has had a very large amount of Tang and simultaneously need to pee. You have one bathroom, so, of course, people start calling dibs on the bathroom. You call dibs right before Steve. You hate Steve. You decide that your hatred for Steve far exceeds the care you have for your own plumbing. You decide to clog the toilet before Steve gets in there. Due to the fact that someone spiked your Tang, you believe that the only way you can accomplish this is by shoving an animal down the toilet. Which animal do you choose?
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Elephant
A baby Alligator. That should restore some order...
This is reallyy random. I'd choose a skunk :p
Chuck Noris
Badger. About the right size, and Steve would have quite a fight on his hands if he managed to free the critter.
lol! The neighbours cat will do nicely...
why would i clog my own toilet? if i was at steves house i would use his precious iguana.
One of those hairless cats, they're so ugly
Steve
Whale.
Uhh, are you serious? None. I hate people that even think about doing stupid sh*t like this. And why would there be animals in the bathroom anyways? Do you live in a zoo?
lol like hell I'm going to let Steve use my bathroom. He is a boy... he can pee outside. Carol is a dingbat for bringing Steve. I don't need an animal to plug the toilet... I'd stick her in it.
Hahaha. You hate Steve because he took chocolate pudding from you? How about an agitated snake! Then he's get his butt bitten and he won't be able to sit down for a very long time. Heck, if you're lucky, he might even die.
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ya chuck norris its...just..dont ask chuck norris is the answser to every thing ok!
im sorry but this isnt that funny.....and cat.....cat...steve....
animal abuse? a bunch of snakes tied in knots... I hate you Steve! SUFFER...
Flying Squirrel. Imagine that... That story was very vivid, might I add.
WHat!? hahaha, did this happen to you? lol, your crazy! um....a skunk or a porcupine, cuz steve, oh, i hat steve, will have an awfully hard time getting it out!
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Don't guys sometimes pee in the shower? Or if it's really bad, the sink? Seems like you need to take care of multiple plumbing entrances. Thus, the only answer is Cerberus, the three-headed dog.
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