Feb. 19: Again? Ah, I hate when this happens!

After you helped him get out of a tight spot with the IRS, your friend Guillermo cooks you dinner to thank you. It’s a decent meal, but (and this is just your luck) he undercooked the chicken and you die of salmonella poisoning. Naturally, you are displeased with this fact and decide to come back as a poltergeist to haunt Guillermo for his fatal culinary error. As a poltergeist, you are invisible and have the ability to move objects. Due to IPL (International Poltergeist Law), you can’t kill him. How do you exact your revenge on Guillermo?

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How long did it take you to think all of that?

Lol, I'd eat him. or somehow haunt someone else into killing him.

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TP it!

Wow, you really thought this one out!!! Seran wrap the door.

give him repeated cases of crabs

by saying MWAHAHAHHAAHHA xD

You know when you get one of those rolls of T.P. that just shred when you try and peel a sheet? For the rest of his days.

sorry, im a catholic, when i die i stay there until jesus comes to get me.

I take Guillermo to the forests of New Hampshire and kick him then poop on his face.

Hire an assassin.

Id give him an invisible kick in the nuts!
(This one was an edit. It only took her two tries to come up with that one. Her first one was 'Beat the ---- out of him... everyday lol')

I would say it was a accident and couldn't you tell the meat was pink? I would haunt people like Oprah Winfrey that have no talent and are making hundreds of millions off the zombie public.

i would take his chicken out of the refrigerator for hours at a time. when he finally eats it, he will die of salmonella. technically i have followed the ipl laws because the chicken actually kills him.

While he is in the bathroom, I'd start knockinng on the door. ' soft tapping at first eventually crescendoing into hideous pounding. screaming at the top of my ghostly lungss. that and swipe his toothbrush in the most unthinkably gross places. :} vengance is sweet

I would steal money from the bank and put it under his mattress. He'll be so filthy rich, He'll die unhappiness due to an unfufilling life.. Take that!

Hold him high in the air, next to the pretty clouds, drop him, then pick him up again before he hits the ground. And aaah, I myself can't kill poor little Guillermo, but I can have a living person do it. I could write messages to someone who had just lost a loved one (loved one was murdered, murderer is not caught) and lead them to Guillermo, all the while feeding fuel to the firey hate within them. I would go around the world and pick a big tough man, who would do anything for revenge for departed his loved one. Sooooo eassy.

Well..... Cut off his tounge. Find a way to stop the bleeding. Trick him into thinking he is crazy and has voice's talking to him. Make him yell at the voice's in public and get him to look crazy. Move stuff and get him fired from all of his jobs. Destroy his car, TV, Bed, Kitchen, Ect all of the night's he is sleeping wake him up and hover a knife over his head. Find out and expose all his secret's over the internet. Relize my last plan won't work because we Destroyed his computer. Make it seem like he is bothering woman Sexually. That's all i could think of! ^_^

Crack a ceiling lighbulb in his kitchen to expose the wires. Wait till he goes to bed, close the windows and doors onto the kitchen and turn on all the gas outlets. Gas is heavier than air, so it will take some time to fill up the room. When he turns on the light in the morning, happy landings, Guillermo! If you really have time, you could seal all the doors and windows w. tradesman's adhesive and put a candle on a high shelf in the kitchen. Even if he smells gas eventually, he'll be struggling to get out too much to notice that candle and the place'll go up like a bomb.

i wouldn't get revenge it was an accident

GetHimBackInHis"TightSpot"WithTheIRS.AndCauseHimToBeAttacked
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