Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Feb. 18: The same thing we do every night, Pinky...

You are an evil semi-genius bent on world domination. After years of planning and inventing and several trips in and out of the insane asylum, you have finally completed the object that lies at the center of your master plan. It’s a device that you’ve designed to give you the ability to control the entire animal population. You fire it up to test it for the first time. You are incredibly excited, but to your dismay you find that due to a small miscalculation your device only works on hamsters. You are, after all, only a semi-genius. Reworking the thing would take years and you’re losing patience, so you decide to proceed as is. How do you take over the world with an army of hamsters?

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Yahoo! Answers:

teach them the ways of weaponry and make them into soldiers..

Equip them with machine guns and grenades. And maybe bombs, if they know how to operate them.

aww how cute!

Sounds like the plot of a stupid captain underpants book.

Haha! Get every single Hamster in the world and breed them..... make them wild and make sure they have rabies! Place them in different parts of the world... and control them to attack humans! WAHAHAAH! You very funny person! Lol

I would use them to recapture Hamsterdam and claim it as the new world capital.

Hmmmm... Hamsters are only fatter versions of rats, right? (no offence intened to hamster owners) I would probably, under the cover of night, unleashed my rodent army upon the town, making them chew through and cut all electricity wires and cables and laugh as the town becomes eco-friendly against their will >=]

Did you forget that the hamsters were turned into giants? They are headed for your town as we speak. Get out now before you are crushed.

Take over a nut factory

I would let them loose in grocery stores and demand large amounts of money and power.

Make them all run on wheels and harness the energy. I'll have all the power I need to take over the world.

Too late!! A hamster has already taken over the world - the Yamster! (you know...? That Yahoo!Answers mascot thingy?)
(No, I have no idea what he's talking about and Source: "Super Midget IX")

u need a new hobby..

Well see i got a disorder its called UISAM Unnescary.Idiotic.Screaming.At.Mice

Quick, hit the mall and take over all the makeup counters. When the girls come to get their makeup done, ATTACK!

Inject each hamster with poision and make everyone eat them except for one female human so you could repopulate after you are in charge of the world!

I'm up too trying new things

1.) Have them breed. You need a large army.
2.) When you have many, many more hamsters than you will ever need, order them to simultaneously attack the headquarters of every government. You will need trillions upon trillions of hamsters.
3.) Somehow make it known that if anyone crosses you, they will be chewed alive by hamsters.
4.) Make sure no one ever gets control of your device. Ever. Or the world will be covered in hamster crap forever.

xD that was a waste of my life. but to answer that question completely.... i would.... get my shots taken so I won`t get rabies or something stupid like that =)
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open a pet store and sell them each for a buck fifty....after that i don't know but at least i'd be rich!

brainwash citizens to keep a hamster each. citizens will feed and take care of hamster. hamster will then grow 3x the size of human and eat them up eventually. whats left will be hamsters under your power. you can ride them, eat them, cuddle and sleep with them for warmth, play with them.

train them to operate bombs and have them blow up capitals of the world...

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