Feb 11: Which would you choose? (an ax murderer/cheesecake question)?

An ax murderer breaks into your house. This particular ax murderer happens to possess and is carrying with him a rather large amount of cheesecake. He corners you and gives you an option: you can either eat a dessert-sized portion of cheesecake with some fruit topping/drizzle (i.e. cherry, blueberry, it would really depend on what the ax murder had on him) and, when finished, suffer a moderately painful and slow death OR you can eat yourself to death with plain cheesecake. Like, you die from eating cheesecake. You must choose one of the two options. You are in a room with no windows and no phone, and you live alone. What are you going with?

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Yahoo! Answers:

Death by cheesecake.
Totally.

Cheesecake with topping at least I would die fast well, as long as he is good with the axe and yummy cheesecake in my tummy!

This is a very simply question. I would of course choose to "eat myself to death" and use the time to plan my escape, grow closer to my attacker, and try to reason him out of this nonsense. Also, everytime I ate too much cheese cake my body would become sick and I would have no choice but to throw it up, meaning I would have to start all over with my "death meal." This could take DAYS! WEEKS! by which time someone would have noticed I was missing and would come looking for me.

I would eat the one piece of cheese cake and then die slowly. (On a Diet) :)

What sort of twisted mind with nothing to do comes up with a question like that? The other perplexing question is why one would want to know something like that in the first place unless it came by way of first hand experience. Ok, so let on, did this happen to you, are you jerking our chain or are you, in fact, Stephen King?

i love cheesecake i dont think i can die from it but hey its an interesting story yeah i died from cheesecake