Feb. 26: Remember, though, if you kill the man you'll have to break up the band.

You have been invited to a mysterious tournament of skill in Singapore. You have mad skills, so you go. The challenge begins with maze spanning roughly 30 square miles. Your goal is to make it to the center, where you will be entered into the tournament: head to head competition to the death. With the help of a leprechaun named Alfredo you overcome many obstacles and make it to the center of the maze. You are immediately entered into the tournament. You vanquish all of your foes alongside Alfredo, an abominable snowman, and a large rat. The final round has arrived, and you now face the tournament master, who happens to be David Bowie. David Bowie tried to kill you once, but instead killed your twin brother, a famous concert pianist. You want revenge and decide to face him alone because "that's how it's done". Bowie is armed with a song. And you know its a good one because, come on, he's frickin' David Bowie. You must defeat him with a song of your own. What song do you choose to eliminate the Thin White Duke?

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Yahoo! Answers:

Fly on the wall by Miley Cyrus

második galamb by venetian snares! not even earthling's drum and bass influences can defeat the awesome power of BREAKCORE mister bowie
(*confusion*)

I would choose "I Want You" by Elvis Costello. Bowie's been schooled!

Ziggy Stardust man enough said..
(Choosing a David Bowie song to vanquish David Bowie... interesting choice.)

Anything by Slim Whitman... no one can withstand the terrible power of his catlike yowlings... Not even the diabolical David Bowie. See for yourself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0ON5DRZG...

*Source*: This man's voice was born in the fires of hell I tell you.
(That link's definitely worth a listen. I'm adding it to my library as I type this.)

I cast Cold Blooded by Foreigner. Bowie is unaffected. Bowie casts Lets Dance. Critical hit! I cast Walk the Line by Johnny Cash. Bowie is silent. I beat bowie to death with guitar solo.
(I'm surprised the first one didn't do it. A combination of Foreigner's 'Hot Blooded' and 'Cold as Ice', which I am sure is how he meant it, would be intense.)

Any Guy/ Melanie Safkaget

OUT of the 80"s i bet you have a mullet! 10$ says you do
(Woohoo, $10!...or...um....10$!)

Come on- a battle to the death by singing? Can you just put him to sleep with "CLimb every mountain" and that ear splitting whitney song " I- i-i will always love you-uo uo uo-+ten more syllables of uo-.

The Saved By the Bell theme song

dude anything that is not pop, rap, or country can beat Bowie. I would even give techno a chance.
but for the record; "Fear Of The Dark" - Iron Maiden

Metal Guru

How about one of those high-note Mariah Carey ones and bust his eardrums out? :p

You can't defeat Bowie... >.> Duuh...

(Administrative Comment: I had to ask several forms of this question. The one up there didn't get the best response, but I figured it would be appreciated more than the simplified one I posted. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of using the heading 'Can you defeat David Bowie?' on that dumbed down version. This gave people the opportunity to answer that question instead of struggling through the four lines of text that would produce an appropriate answer. A lot of people took this route. Here are their responses:)

yes you can that guy is a moron

Im gonna sex David Bowie instead.
(I wasn't going to include this one, but I decided it embodies the essence of 'Stupid Question of the Day' so well that it couldn't be left out. Screen name on this response: 'Rugged Rod')

Im gonna sex David Bowie instead.
(Not a mistake.)

yes cuz i is a ninja :p

He may be spindly and weird but I bet he can scrap, so no he would probably thrash me in a fight.

I liked him in Labyrinth. Mmmm loved those tight crotch pants.

He is like 99 years old so yeah I can defeat Bowie by just pushing him once.