June 3: Blasts from the Past - May

Position of Royalty

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-5-by-popular-demand.html

New Answer:

take over the jungle and start a gold mining company with the raccoons all mining for me.


Switzerland

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-12-one-day-well-all-be-speaking.html

New Answers:

Something big and bad, you can be sure of it.

Drinking and smoking

Switzerland? The land of cheese-eating yodellers? Switzerland? Where cows go to be milked? Switzerland? Where chocolate and wrist watches are an art form? Switzerland? Where the Alps meet the snow? Switzerland? The country with 3 languages---one native and very well unknown? Switzerland? That Switzerland? Beleive me, my family comes from Switzerland and we have a long, long, long standing ablility to remain neutral. It is in the blood.
I'm Swiss, ya, yodelleee, yodellooo, hoooo.

it kinda makes you think of how neighbors react to the serial killer after he gets caught:
"You never would have thought it of him - always so quiet"
"He was always so polite and waved every time he was outside - we never imagined he was like that"
Switzerland - makes you wonder what they've got buried in their backyard now, doesn't it?

yeah, i had never , ever thought of that. They are just happy people who yodel and play with each other. I wish I could live there.

They are quietly plotting world domination with their cuckoo clocks, and the Swiss Army at the Vatican.


110 in a 20

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-13-at-number-24-they-just-call-in.html

New Answer:

You're cruising not speeding, so what's the big deal? The traffic police aren't after you.


Animal Farm

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-19-youll-never-guess-what-book-i.html

New Answers:

Time to get some new animals

for God's sakes
why will these animals sing when they know am trying to sleep

Can i take all 50 on at once?

god these are good drugs


Invisibility

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-20-apparently-invisibility-is-only.html

New Answers:

You make it no fun when you said nothing illegal.
I guess I would go to all my friends houses and see what they do when They are by themselves.

I will haunt a house.

awwwww, damn you and your morals
probably scare people


The Future

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-27-jetsons-theme.html

New Answers:

My laser booger picker


Goatification

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/05/may-28-oh-this-is-baaaaaa-aa-aa-ad.html

New Answers:

sell my self to Mr. T cause i heard he was looking for a mean ol' goatee or journey across the world proclaiming myself as the Greatest Of All Time or maybe even go to Indian where they warship Goats and maybe just maybe find myself in Hollywood auditioning for "Charlotte's Web II"

Well, I've always had my eye on that handsome goat next door...
My tummy hurts. ):