June 2: Blasts from the Past - April

Speech Impediment

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-7-these-pretzels-are-making-me.html

New Answers:

'Where's the bathroom' because I have an awful bladder problem and I son't talk much anyway, and if I were in a strange area where I didn't know the location of the bathroom, I would need to know the quickest route. Seriously, I went to the bathroom 3 times during that last sentence. Also, I could also rearrange it to be 'the where's bathroom,' because my neighbor's last name is Where

Cheese is so yummy!I love cheese! I can't live without cheese!!!! I'm crazy about cheese!!!!!! GIVE ME CHEESE!!!!

Hi, Mom!

get off this site


Question Answers

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-8-question-whose-answers-are.html

New Answers:

Which came first, the chicken or the road?

wat is srk's phone number??????????

Why did the chicken cross the egg...?

"Is my girlfriend pregnant?"
then went on to describe how they were "having unprotected sex" via skype/webcam
lolololololololololololol


Caroling

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-10-knock-and-door-shall-be-opened.html

New Answer:

listen to the rock muisc and trun up the volume and then say who are there


Get Out of Jail Free

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-14-dont-pass-go.html

New Answer:

Honestly the first person that came to mind was my step dad, cause he's beyond an ---.
But I suppose he doesn't "bring society down", he only does that to me... So, I'll go with.... hm. Fred Phelps.


Global Warming

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-16-if-only-youd-bought-that-prius.html

New Answers:

okay first i send in a wave of eskimos while i ready the tanks 5 tanks will attack from the left and the 20 from the right flank finnaly my elite team of ninjas eskimos chuck norris and me will charge in and plant the explosives killing any who stands in our way or we could recycle lol

Slowly lower a massive icy comet into the region.

Leave the planet.


The Clink

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-21-never-mess-with-united-states.html

New Answers:

Write "rewind" on the "play" button, and rewind my life to the point of not committing the crime.

Use the 100 toothpicks to build a ladder and scale the walls.
Lol !

Mail fraud? HA ha!!!
Use the toothpicks to remove the grout from around the toilet. Then escape through the sewer system.

LOL WUT?
Okay, the blueberry pie should have a file in it. If not, stick some toothpicks in there, and serve it to Spanky. He will choke, forcing the guards to come see what's wrong. Knife dem ------- with the play button, and just RUN!!


Hooked on Phonics

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-22-i-was-just-going-to-try-it-once.html

New Answers:

Wow, a hooked on phonics joke is really reaching for it. I agree with the failure of this question.

vaccinate them with a phonograph needle!

Feed them dictionary pie for every meal...?

Phonics is shown to be one of the most successful components to reading instruction. The National Reading Panel has stated that these 5 components are necessary for literacy instruction:
1. Phonics
2. Vocabulary
3. Comprehension
4. Fluency
5. Phonemic Awareness
Phonics being the most important.
Stop posting questions that aren't serious.

Give them "Math"adone?
Appleeeee... If you want serious questions, try looking in a different category, this is after all, jokes and riddles!


Blind

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/how-would-you-describe-color-to-blind.html

New Answers:

RED fire
ORANGE pizza
YELLOW sun on your face
GREEN grass on your feet
BLUE swimming
VPurple cool night breeze

I would say temperature. Have em hold something hot or cold or warm.AS the feelings change in there hands it will also change in there heads and from there u can work on more things....


Swine Flu

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-28-wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.html

New Answers:

If you are not already a pig (highly doubt it since you can type this question) then you can not phisically possible to turn into a pig.

unfortunately, if you do get the swine flu, you will definitely turn into a pig. curly tail and all.

Too late , sweetie.
Pork Soda

Turning into a pig is a load of lies. You won't turn into one. I know! Tell mum or dad if they want to play a game. If not, call a friend round to sleep.

Well if you don't want to evolve into a pig just act like a human and come and join me in Australia! - or just take Morphine shots!


Stupid

http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/04/apr-30-what-kind-of-idiot-are-you-part.html

New Answer:

Okay, You did only ask for an act of stupidity, not somehing funny..... so here goes
took my friend to the hospital..
sounds like what a normal friend would do right?
thing is my friend had smashed a glass so she could cut her leg open herself!