Thursday, June 11, 2009

June 12: I don't really even like Trix. But it's the principle of the thing.

I don't know about you, but I'm tired of this freakin' rabbit trying to steal my Trix. We need to do something about it. How do we stop him?

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Yahoo! Answers:

Try to get the Leprechaun from Lucky Charms to help you out, maybe that'll help.
(I tried, but he just kept running away screaming something like, "You'll never get me Lucky Charms!" Psychopath...)

Why not just give him Trix?
(They're mine.)

quit poppin pills then u'll prolly be better........................

nothing beats the stopping power of a .357 Magnum revolver or a .40 cal semi-auto pistol.

Give him his **** Trix. He'll leave you alone if you give him a box.
(As I said, they're mine.)

I give don't know why we can't just give it too him. Poor guy.
I want a world where rabbits can eat cereal without being chased by crazy kids.

Add some cyanide to the next bowl... just make sure the wife don't know or well, then again, I'll be an alibi.. ;)... lol, jk

you're a retard
give the box to the trix rabbit.
(If I'm a retard for asking the question, what does that make you for answering it?)

trap him
like the ones in movies.
idk!
(Yes, because I've seen all those movies where the people are trapping rabbits.)

give him a job and directions to a walmart

I always felt sorry for the Trix Rabbit b/c he never actually got to sit down and take a bite of the cereal. Maybe he needs to get a real rabbit job so that he can afford his own Trix cereal...
*Source*: Growing up feeling sorry for the Trix Rabbit, Charlie Brown not being able to kick Lucy's football, and Lucky the Leprechaun from Lucky Charms cereal...
(That's a sad childhood.)

With a GIANT ROBOT!!!! AND LAZERS

do it like Wil. E Coyote and call the acme company...
(Yeah, that worked out soooo well for him.)

The simplest way to stop him is to take out his everlasting batteries, that will stop him in his tracks lol...!
(I think you're slightly confused, but I have to say... The Trix rabbit running on Energizer would be an unstoppable force.)

(Administrative Comment: Long ago in a land far away from here there was a village that was situated at the foot of a small mountain. The people who lived in this village were the Trids, a secluded group known chiefly for their small stature. Overall the Trids were a happy people. They enjoyed chocolate, chess, and frolicking. But one thing that made the Trids sad was that they could not frolic on the mountain by their village. You see, there was a giant who lived on this mountain overlooking the village of the Trids, and anytime a Trid would try to ascend even a short way up the mountain, the giant would come and give them a swift kick to send them rolling back down into the village. This troubled the Trids. Why would anyone want to do this to such a harmless, happy group of folks? One day one of the smarter Trids had a great idea. "Let's call the rabbi from the next town," this Trid exclaimed, "he'll know what to do!" His fellow villagers found this to be a fantastic idea, for this particular rabbi's wisdom was praised throughout the land. So the Trids invited the rabbi to the village and, after learning of the predicament faced by the poor Trids, he agreed to go and see if he could talk some sense into the giant. The next day the rabbi set off up the mountain, always ready to be kicked back down again. But the rabbi marched on for several minutes without a kick. Finally he saw the giant sitting on a rock a little way up the slope. He carefully approached. The giant looked up and saw him, but did nothing. After a momentary pause, the rabbi continued up to where the giant was sitting. Getting the giant's attention, the rabbi said, "Mr. Giant, forgive me, but I don't seem to understand. Why did you not come and kick me down the mountain when you saw me?" The giant looked thoughtfully at the rabbi and, smirking slightly, said, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!")

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