Mar. 11: This actually happened to a buddy of mine in Nashville. Funniest thing I've ever seen.

You're teeing off on a Par 3. Using your 7 iron, you let loose on the best shot you've hit all day. The ball soars majestically through the air and comes down on the green. You get pretty excited when you see it going for the hole. This could be a hole in one! Your excitement builds as the ball nears the flag. It's about 3 feet away and still rolling when you are all of a sudden eaten by a bear. 1-10, how much does this suck?

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Yahoo! Answers:

11

not that bad 1

def. a 2....

Quiero hamberguesa

10.00001 That would totally suck!

uhh...ok? 5

this was all good until you mentioned a bear 1 ...!!!
(What do you have against bears?)

12 that always happens when im golfing

1

12- and I don't even golf!!

1 being not sucky-10 being majorly sucky...i'd say 1 (you got to see a ------- bear! and you almost got a hole in one. That's like getting two awesome things for the price of one. :D

How often does someone get to say that they got a hole in one and eaten by a bear at the same time?! I give it a -5 because it's awesome.

9

I thought you were gonna say, "AND SOME KIDS RUSH OUT OF THE BUSHES AND GRAB THE BALL BEFORE IT MAKES ITS DEPARTURE INTO THE HOLE". lol me and my friends would always hang out at the local golf course and steal balls as people hit them off.
(I would very much like to express to you what I think of you and your friends. But alas, I see no point in having to censor myself.)

it depends if your ball goes in

lol. I didn't see that coming. I'd say that's a 9. It would be a 10 if a terrorist had suddenly captured you and tortured you until you died.

it doesnt suck nearly as bad as u obviously r at life. i mean do you know your a loser? or is this new news to u?
(He made retaliation entirely too easy on this one so I'm just gonna say "Yes, I know" and move on.)

That would be a 10 (worst) since I didn't know if the ball went in the hole. I've played golf for over 45 years with no hole in ones. Now, if I knew I had a hole in one then it would only be a 5. :-)

Yes.
(Alright...)

1 There is no cleverness to it! And adding the 'Par 3' and '7 iron' just confuses the reader. And then, a bear eats you? It makes no sense and is not clever or funny at all!
(Yeah, I guess you'd have to know what golf is to get this one. I apologize. In the future I will use terms such as "a not-long-hole" and "shiny metal club" to make it easier for you to understand.)

well hopefully the bear started at your feet so your head can still see if the ball went in the hole. If it went in, i'd say it was a pretty good way to end the day.... :)

1. Sucks quite a bit.
(The only person who used the ratings system where 1 was the worst... way to think outside of the box.)

the bear just wants to cuddle with you so 1.

Well bear makes it 10 the fact that I'm golfing makes it 50

1 being the least and 10 being the most i would say 10 b/c i didnt understand a thing

(bear - n. any of the plantigrade, carnivorous or omnivorous mammals of the family Ursidae, having massive bodies, coarse heavy fur, relatively short limbs, and almost rudimentary tails.
Hope that helps!)

7. though I am not much of a golf fan.

11

why would a bear be on a golf course?lol

1 golf is for idiots
($50 says he's a NASCAR fan.)

Bob, if this was going on, a bear would not have any chance at all with me!
Regards, Dan
(Dan, you would never see the bear coming and it would completely own you. Trust me, I would know. - OCY)

4

I'm more worried about that flying shark staring at me in the trees.

-78. I've always wanted to see the inside of a bear! Although I'd probably be dead...so idk.
(Probably.)

Bears are just unfriendly these days, but it didn't used to be that way. I remember when bears showed up on the golf course with gifts for everyone. I rate their new personalities a 10 for suckiness.

10 hahaha what a funny question.

(Administrative Comment: This one deserves a breakdown:

Answered 1-10 - 54%

Answered outside of 1-10 - 17%

Didn't bother to give a number at all - 23%

Insulted me - 6%

Insulted me well - 0%)