Mar. 30: I swear to you, I've never used any kind of recreational drugs. Now, with that in mind...

Walking down a winding yellow brick road toward a majestic castle, you spot a green dog. It approaches you and your companion, a flying marmoset named Scaggs, and informs you that the road to Atlantis has been blocked by a magical zeppelin. What do you do now?

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Yahoo! Answers:

turn around and walk back

shut the f up.
(Interesting strategy. According to Scaggs, you never actually were speaking, and he's pretty reliable as flying marmosets go. So good luck with that.)

kick the dog and keep it movin
(Legal note: Stupid Question of the Day does not condone any sort of violence against animals. Unless of course Steve is in some way involved.)

Wonder what the heck I am doing with my life by doing drugs. Just say no to drugs.

i would keep the dog.

Open my rolled up Magic Carpet. Weeeeeeeeeeee l can Flyyyyyyyyyy
Can you See me Mama?

I hope that I wake up

whoa....
(I know, right? Where do I come up with this stuff?)

i'd go anyways because i don't know this damn green dog. could be a trick.

I wake up..lol ..no i probably would ask what a magical zeppelin was and how to un block it..and then ask where i was and what a flyng marmoset was..a bad whitch or a good whitch?
(A bad whitch. Now, what are you talking about?)

blow my self up with a satchel charge

think i am in a fairytale and keep going seeing as my prince charming awaits me on da other side and good always wins in fairytales
(Except this one. You and Scaggs were just killed in a nasty zeppelin explosion. You should have listened to the green dog.)

get puking on a washbowl...

Turn around?

i think i would get the flying marmoset scaggs to pick up the dog and bring the dog over the zeppelin to Atlantis to go get help why you run around in circles.
*Source*: Man vs. Wild
(You see people? It's as simple as that.)

i would take the green dog home and sell it on ebay . im sure i could get a nice chunk for a green dog ...
(Especially one that talks...)

go back

get on the zeppelin of course.
(Oh good. I'm glad at least one person indicated that they knew what a zeppelin was.)