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Yahoo! Answers:
(Administrative Comment: I normally don't do this, but due to the very broad range of quality in the responses, I have divided them up based upon where they fell in my brand new answer quality hierarchy, the sections of which are represented by the bold, all caps type.)
CAUSED ACTUAL PHYSICAL PAIN
durr>?!?!?!
do what.....?
KUZ im kool like that[:
BECAUSE I HAVE THE SKILLAGE FROM DA VILL AGE MAN WOOO
DEPRESSING LACK OF ORIGINALITY
easy lol
(Or was it...?)
It wasn't easy!
like this. (:
Just like that
I just... did.
Magic
Its magical :]
through magic! :)
just go skill mate. :)
I know, I'm so awesome :D
I am amazing
I'm just good like that.
Well, you know. It's easy when you're AWESOME.
lol You like that? Yeah- some people were just born with it. ::sigh:: I'm awesome, I know ;-D
Want to see it again?
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How was that?! Cool hu?
I'm a natural.
I didn't. Chuck Norris did
(Though certainly more creative than the others, I feel that this belongs here. Given Chuck's many appearances in answers, it just seems right.)
Ask your mom
(Same deal.)
OH, THAT'S SO LAME!
With a lot of practice
do what.....?
KUZ im kool like that[:
BECAUSE I HAVE THE SKILLAGE FROM DA VILL AGE MAN WOOO
DEPRESSING LACK OF ORIGINALITY
easy lol
(Or was it...?)
It wasn't easy!
like this. (:
Just like that
I just... did.
Magic
Its magical :]
through magic! :)
just go skill mate. :)
I know, I'm so awesome :D
I am amazing
I'm just good like that.
Well, you know. It's easy when you're AWESOME.
lol You like that? Yeah- some people were just born with it. ::sigh:: I'm awesome, I know ;-D
Want to see it again?
.........................................
How was that?! Cool hu?
I'm a natural.
I didn't. Chuck Norris did
(Though certainly more creative than the others, I feel that this belongs here. Given Chuck's many appearances in answers, it just seems right.)
Ask your mom
(Same deal.)
OH, THAT'S SO LAME!
With a lot of practice
With love :) haha
I've never seen someone so impressed with the booger I just pulled out of my nose.
(Came very close to being in the previous category.)
I clicked the "Answer Question" button
YEP! I'm smarticle!
(Placed here solely for the use of the word 'smarticle'.)
with hands
With great force.
(Replace 'great' with 'the' and this one moves up at least a couple of spots.).
with a smile
STILL LAME, BUT SHOWS CAPACITY FOR ORIGINALITY
wiggled my nose
if i tell u...i have to kill u LOL
It was an accident, i swear!
(Actually I'm not even mad. That was amazing.)
I'm double-jointed. ;)
I pressed my trackpad.
(Could belong in the next one, but I'm playing it safe since I have no idea what she's talking about.)
Wasn't me - honest.
What you don't know won't hurt you !!
SOLID RESPONSES
I've never seen someone so impressed with the booger I just pulled out of my nose.
(Came very close to being in the previous category.)
I clicked the "Answer Question" button
YEP! I'm smarticle!
(Placed here solely for the use of the word 'smarticle'.)
with hands
With great force.
(Replace 'great' with 'the' and this one moves up at least a couple of spots.).
with a smile
STILL LAME, BUT SHOWS CAPACITY FOR ORIGINALITY
wiggled my nose
if i tell u...i have to kill u LOL
It was an accident, i swear!
(Actually I'm not even mad. That was amazing.)
I'm double-jointed. ;)
I pressed my trackpad.
(Could belong in the next one, but I'm playing it safe since I have no idea what she's talking about.)
Wasn't me - honest.
What you don't know won't hurt you !!
SOLID RESPONSES
I drove to Taco Bell and bought it.
Gene doping!
Why it's elementary, my dear Watson.
(Sherlock Holmes reference bumped this one up a spot or two.)
PUT IN WAY TOO MUCH THOUGHT AND FOR THIS WE ARE GRATEFUL
i inserted the lime into the coconut and then i applied it to this simple formula:
(x(y):P +M) j (xhzi:Q + N) ! fz=ygP j Q
([t]L ^ [o]u:L ^ [i]u:(I(u):([t]I(u) ^ [i]z:I(u) ^ [o]z:z = u))(u))
(([t]L) & (['o]Sigma u.L) & ([i]Pi u.(nu I(u).(([t]I(u))
\cos x = \mathrm{Re}\{e^{ix}\} ={e^{ix} + e^{-ix} \over 2}
\sin x = \mathrm{Im}\{e^{ix}\} ={e^{ix} - e^{-ix} \over 2i}.
([i]Pi z.I(u)) & (['o]Sigma z.z=u)))(u)))
φ(n) = (p − 1)(q − 1) = n + 1 − (p + q),
σ(n) = (p + 1)(q + 1) = n + 1 + (p + q).
Gene doping!
Why it's elementary, my dear Watson.
(Sherlock Holmes reference bumped this one up a spot or two.)
PUT IN WAY TOO MUCH THOUGHT AND FOR THIS WE ARE GRATEFUL
i inserted the lime into the coconut and then i applied it to this simple formula:
(x(y):P +M) j (xhzi:Q + N) ! fz=ygP j Q
([t]L ^ [o]u:L ^ [i]u:(I(u):([t]I(u) ^ [i]z:I(u) ^ [o]z:z = u))(u))
(([t]L) & (['o]Sigma u.L) & ([i]Pi u.(nu I(u).(([t]I(u))
\cos x = \mathrm{Re}\{e^{ix}\} ={e^{ix} + e^{-ix} \over 2}
\sin x = \mathrm{Im}\{e^{ix}\} ={e^{ix} - e^{-ix} \over 2i}.
([i]Pi z.I(u)) & (['o]Sigma z.z=u)))(u)))
φ(n) = (p − 1)(q − 1) = n + 1 − (p + q),
σ(n) = (p + 1)(q + 1) = n + 1 + (p + q).
It took about $300, two bottlenose dolphins, a russian hooker and blowtorch. But as you can see, the results were worth it.
It was the most amazing thing! First I had to summon the aliens from the underworld to support the massive amount and then I called the coast guard to deliver pizza for all the soldiers curently battling illegal immigrants. Very tough job if you ask me. This should only be tried by professionals.
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