Mar. 10: He doesn't do it for the haul. It's just a way to show off his skill, a sport almost. You know, like curling.

You come home one day to find that your house has been broken into. You frantically search the house for your valuables, but everything seems to be there. But then you notice: there is one thing missing. But you're not really upset, because all you can think when you examine the empty space is "Well that's weird..." What did the thief take?

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Yahoo! Answers:

my laptop! Oh no, no more yahoo answers 4 me!:(:(
(Yes that would be tragic, as you obviously offer such relevant answers.)

the left overs in the fridge.. that would be weird =P

My dirty laundry. hehe

oh ****. where'd my undies go?
(Hmm, that would be bad. I mean, you're faced with two options if this happens. You either go out and buy new undies, or...well...)

my cow is missing.

my trash out =-))

um idk lol. If that was to happen i think they might take everything, but that would only happen if the guards are not by the entrance by the road.
(Guards? Where do you live, Buckingham Palace?)

My new box of tampons!

The trash!!!

um... a plant? lol i don't no.

The cookie jar

your door haha idk

(He broke into your house and took my door? Wow, he's good.)

your name plate
(Identity theft is a very serious thing.)

EVERYTHING!
(Yes, that wouldn't upset me at all...)

ur wife lolololol!!!
(I'm confused. Does that mean "laugh out laugh out laugh out laugh out loud"?)

Your spare house keys?

(No, your spare house keys.)

My husband!! Anyone have the # to that thief, I want to make sure he knows there is a NO RETURN policy! LOL

he took a **** in the toilet.
(Clever. A little crude, but clever nonetheless.)

My house spare keys Hahahahahahaha

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(No, I kind of like this one the way it is, thanks.)

the front door

The toilet paper.

My 4 ft tall plastic pear...

that so called piece of 'art' that my husband loves. It will be sorely missed!!! I had to run after the robbers to make sure they didn't forget to take it!

The door handle?
(Oh, I'm sorry, the correct answer was "What is the door handle?")

my bone =(
woof.

My entire ps2 collection

what was it??

(Now, you see, that's the question you're supposed to answer. Good try though. A few more attempts and I'm sure you'll get it down.)

dvd

the ham cooking in the roaster

my worn socks

My middle school yearbook

THE MICROWAVE!!
GET HIM!!!!

My peace of mind!!!

I reckon it's the door too.

THE DOOR!!!

The refrigerator ?

My Partners clothes that took up all the room in the wardrobe. Oh well time to go shopping :D
(Wait, she shares a wardrobe with her business partner? Well that's a little str- What's that? Uh huh. Oh.... I see. Sorry I asked.)