Mar. 9: I don't care what the voice says, I would still build a baseball field.

You're riding your John Deere through your corn fields when you hear a very cryptic, whispery voice say the following: "The elves will lead you to it...". After you establish your sanity, you decide that you must, like Kevin Costner before you, interpret what the voice no one else can hear means and take action upon that meaning. What do you do and what is your ultimate reward?

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Yahoo! Answers:

i go to my house sit on the couch and get drunk to forget about it

Look for a big tree and go eat some cookies

My voice is telling me to find some of that crack you're smoking, cause it must be some good ----.
(Oh, you have no idea. Following the elves really paid off.)

It's telling me to tell you that your fly is down.
(That's ridicul... oh. Dang it.)

to do very good things to very bad people.
(Very noble of the voice.)

Err... I don't have a John Deer and I most certainly don't have any corn fields. But I'm sure if I did I would listen to the creepy little elves...

I would immediately start building the compound and gather loyal gullible naive followers.

Kill the elves.

ummm the keebler elf cookies?

Pssh...I go find the elves! Duh.
(Your logic is not welcome here.)

it's telling me to ask this question one more time, but changing one letter of the question to a different one, but still have the details to be the exact same
(This guy is referring to the fact that I ask these questions multiple times to get a satisfactory number of responses. Before calling him an idiot, I decided to check and make sure that my questions were in fact the exact same. After checking several times, I confirmed that they were. Therefore: You are an idiot.)

Go buy discount Easter candy and deliver it to the elves so Christmas treats will be stale and make all of the children sick, thus; ruining Christmas. Then they make a movie about it.

go to bed

Ummmm, What?!$@#$^^#
*Source*: The voice is telling me I need to refill my beer glass soon.

(Yes, because when you hear voices the solution is definitely to consume more alcohol.)

Build an underground world. There I will meet Santa and live happily ever after.

"You need to get to bed", it says. Who said that?!!!

I stab my co worker in the eye with a pen
prize is a week of quiet while they are in the hospital

the voice inside telling you is the true feeling
(Whoa, man, that's deep...)

idk what youre talking about haha..but i guess do what makes you happy..at least you wont have regrets

dress up in high heels and black stockings with little gold lame mini skirt and dance to a cher classic at my local kkk chapter .
(Made more interesting by the fact that this particular respondent was male.)

but but but... if you reestablished your sanity then why are you gonna take a mental voices directions?

you better listen to those elves.

(Administrative Comment: 1000 bonus points and my eternal respect to the first person who can correctly identify the movie that inspired this question.)