Mar. 1: Yahoo! Answers people are jerks.

What the heck is that?!

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Yahoo! Answers:

It's the evil pink bunnies.

i wount now

omg! that is some freaki shiite!!omg omg omg omg!! i can't believe it!!! we need the camera right now!!!!.... we're gonna be rich!!! rich i tell ya!!!
(Freaki shiite... I didn't realize pictures of Muslims were so valuable. Or perhaps it's just the 'freaki' ones.)

It's a Hungarian Bumbleflunder :) Take care you, Lulu x

A peanut butter sandwich with bananas, and jelly dripping out of the corners, it's real yummy wanna try?

it looks like a pink pig with big eye's calling me fat.

a booger in yur eye!!

Oh come on. You can't tell me you've never seen a sandwich before.

Who? The girl with the hat? Why, that's me silly!

I've seen this question so many times!

What???!!? where!??!!

Yo mama..........OOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
(Ooh, burn. Yeah, you got me good.)

sorry, he got off his leashe. here chuck norris here chucky.

(And Chuck Norris once again shows up in a question. The man is everywhere. But he is Chuck Norris, so that kind of makes sense.)

it is a thing... nuff said

I'm not telling you.
(Chotch.)

yo mama!
(OK, come on. Let's leave the mothers out of this.)

it's your face! :]
(Well that's not very nice.)

this

i know right!
(No, I'm pretty sure you don't know right.)

Its just some little bug flying around. But i could get him for you with the fly swatter if you'd like.
hahah.

Its the other side of this!!!!!!!!

That is your FACE!!!
(I wasn't joking, that stings a little.)

Its just u !

Its a secret :]

Oops sorry, you wer'nt supposed to see that

Your mind wandering and never coming back.

Your Face xD
(Again... really?)

i MUST BE BLIND BECAUSE i DON'T SEE NOTHING LOL.
(WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!)

it's a leprechaun ,and he's blue with green polka-dots.

Oh, it's just my giant purple Parrot. She has a wing span of 15 feet and from floor to top of the head she's 5 feet. She's such a good birdy. Come here pretty bird, come here Shona!
*Hears loud whistling such as if hearing a train* Aw, what a good girl. Can I have a kiss?
*Hears very loud kissing noises and sees me kissing the Giant Purple Parrot's Beak*
(Screen name: Coldplay is awesome. Seems appropriate.)

My precious..;o)

a booger

Come on. You can't tell me you've never seen a blue and upsidedown dude before.

a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater

Your mom.
(Alright, you want to fight? Because I will fight you right here, right now.)

That's my boyfriend! Sheesh! Just because my boyfriend is a yeti doesn't mean you can ogle him...goodness.
(I'm sorry ma'am, if I had known that that particular yeti was taken, and a male, I never would have dropped that pickup line.)

your face

(No, your face!)

ur question

Oh nothing :)

your reflection
(Great, so now it's not just my face...)

its a pimple! eww, you need to wash ur face thats just eww. sorry..

Oh sorry I just got really aroused...

Just a little bugger I picked up.
*Source*: my nose
(That's disgusting.)

(Administrative Comment: I do not like what the Yahoo Answers community as a collective body is implying about my mother and my face.)