Monday, March 16, 2009

Mar. 17: I'm honestly shocked that no one asked why they were doing this in the first place.

There's this boulder. You need to get it up a fairly sizable hill. There are two ways to do this. You can carry it up the dirt path yourself or use the convenient boulder-moving machine to do it for you. At this particular moment there's a man-eating yeti roaming around the machine. You have two options: carry the boulder or wait for the yeti to go away. The catch is that there are other rocks that need to be moved to other places, so time is scarce. What do you do?

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Yahoo! Answers:

I choose to turn around, go back home, get into my comfy clothes, and come on here and tell everyone that I just saw a man-eating Yeti and ask you all if you believe me or not :)

Huh???
(It's OK, don't think too hard. We wouldn't want you to hurt yourself and not be able to do anything with the boulder.)

throw the boulder at the yeti...than use the magical rock machine to move the rocks

beat the yeti with the boulder and be on my way.
(If you have the strength and ability to beat the yeti with the boulder, would it not be easier to just carry it up?)

idk lol
(There is perhaps no greater sign of ignorance than proclaiming you don't know something and laughing stupidly without actually using any words or sounds.)

you go a little ways up the hill then roll the boulder down and smash the yeti then put the boulder in the boulder moving machine and wallah

There's no such thing as a man-eating yeti so i'd use the boulder moving machine.
(Fine, then it's just a regular yeti...)

There's no such thing as a yeti so just use the boulder moving thingy.
(...or not. Geez. You people have no imagination.)

Any problem can be solved with the proper use of sufficient dynamite, a long enough fuse and a good cigar!

dont no dont care losr.

You Shoot the ------- yeti... I dont know

Kill the yeti and start moving the rocks. who knows if it will come back so be sure you get rid of it for sure. The other options won't help much cuz either way you're gonna have to wait.

Kill the yeti with your AK-47 then move the rocks.

i would probably carry the boulder up or maybe try and tackle the yeti haha

wait, because if you get eaten, then you won't have time to be alive. plus, it reduces the time and work needed to carry the boulders up. also, you won't get tired and fall down and die.
(The man makes several valid points. Not having time to be alive is a real drag.)

i say "**** this" and walk away

Hide.

Wait dude

Why the hell am I moving boulders when I've found the yeti!? Get the ------- camera!

The Yeti was very good with BBQ Sauce, and all the rocks were moved on time.

use the machien
its a MAN eating yeti
(Female respondent, in case you couldn't figure that one out on your own.)

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