Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Mar. 3: I think Ford, Chrysler, and GM should use this scenario to get money from the government.

Through an unfortunate series of events that include rising gas prices, several unrelated grass fires, and a plague of gnomes, the automotive industry, along with every car in existence, has been destroyed. You are wondering how you get around when you win a radio contest (you knew listening to that all reggae station would pay off at some point). Your prize: any animal of your choosing will be domesticated and trained to allow you to ride it wherever you would like to go. Which animal do you choose?

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Yahoo! Answers:

t-rex

a camel

a kangaroo

Uh a Giraffe!

A jaguar

I just thought of a camel for some reason.. cause of the humps =]
(Yes, because no one's ever ridden a camel before...)

A lion

a dolphin!

Dolphin! That sounds f'ing fun! Ooh i have 7 cats, ill tape them togfether and lay on them..>
(We'll see how much f'ing fun you have when you attempt to remove the tape from the cats.)

Black Panther

a liger!
(No.)

a tiger, that would be so freakin sweet.

a dragon cuz they can fly and traffic wouln't be a problem
(If I'm getting a dragon it's not because it can fly. I'll get a bird for that. I choose the dragon so I can toast the idiot riding a giant tortoise in the left lane.)

domesticated animal.... hmm then probably just a plain old horse :]
(You should read the question.)

camel - I think that would be better than riding a horse or pony

King Kong

a shark................

a cheetah!

A terodactal..
(I'll cut this guy some slack. I wouldn't be able to spell that one either.)

Lion. King of the jungle baby!

Camle probably didn't spell that right but hey, i relate to camel's
(I don't know, I think the camels probably have you in spelling and use of punctuation.)

a whale lol

hahaha. i laughed at this question. :] hahah which animal would you ride? :p

muffin monster

Jaguar, Lions, or Lepords {cuz thier fast, and would scare anyone out of thier way}lol

elephant. polar bears are my favorite but seeing as they don't mind eating humans.. i think i'll pass on them. :)
(Pass on the polar bear and go with the animal that could trample multiple people at a time... Makes sense.)

Giraffe cause they could reach for that top shelf in the grocery aisles

A horse Have a nice day! :)
(Hey, you too.)

an ostrich!! that'd be pretty fun

a horse.. i rode a horse on the beach.. when i went to puerto vallarta w/ the family..
and it was sooo much fun!! :-) it made me want to own one but my dad was like "NOO!!"
(heythat'sgreatnoonecares)

Catbus.

yuk lol
(Congratulations on being the only person to answer with something that could in no possible way be an animal.)

Christina Aguilera.

I'd want an ostrich or a cheetah because they run so fast. Time is of the essence. LOL

an elephant. yeeeeeeaahh.

a hippo lol

A Jaguar Has to be fast

a tiger heck yeah. rawr

your mother
(When will this assault on my mother end?)

Elephant

A Liger.. yeah!!
(Again, no.)

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