Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Mar. 26: I'm submitting this for an episode of House.

You have a very rare disease that necessitates the amputation of some part of your body. The disease isn't too picky, so you get to choose. If you just cut off a finger or a toe, you will die. What part of you goes?

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Yahoo! Answers:

My nipples.
(And we're off to a good start. Though he really only needed to sacrifice one. Bet he ends up regretting that later.)

My appendix or tonsils
*Source*: If you are not seeing this on Yahoo Answers the data has been poached, do not trust the forum or website.
(Oops.)

my UTERUS!!

my head

What about two toes then?
(You remain alive physically but your soul dies. It's like encountering a dementor, only worse.)

my butt.

my easily jealous part

One Of My Ribs

thighs >_>

one of my ears

A leg because then I could have a peg leg and take it off and scare random people

my belly button. theres no need for it.
(There will also be no need for the even larger hole left by the belly button amputation.)

Yeah I agree. . . appendix or tonsils!

My third nipple.

Something that isn't required. Like my tonsils.

my toe because i need my fingers lol jk
(Oh, you just died. That's what you get for not reading the question.)

My hair and appendix

some of my teeth

Does my uterus count? Cause I'd pay to get rid of that one. If not, one of my legs. Pretty much anything aside my arms and head are free game, I'm an artist, I don't think I'd fare well without them.

Haha my tonsil as they are removed anyways. But something outer would be any pimples that happens to be on my face, hey there a part of my body and an intrusion. Other than that I would say a conjoined twin if I had one.
(One would think that by offering up three answers you'd be able to produce at least one that's legit.)

My right eye. It's crap anyway.

my hair.
(You know what, this is cheating. You're dead too. Nope, you can't argue. You're dead.)

My ear. Maybe I'll put an earring in my nose.
(Seems logical.)

the web of my web toe, no loss...
(Hey, good job, you beat the system. Oh, nope, you just died.)

ear

My belly fat!

take my boobs

cut off my thunder thighs!
(That's a lovely visual.)

My gall bladder.

(Administrative Comment: I don't know what people are giving up entire body parts. All I said was that some part of them had to be removed. Personally, I would have gone with a small chunk out of my arm or something. There's no reason to cripple yourself...)

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