May 21: I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

There's something strange in your neighborhood. Unfortunately, the Ghostbusters went out of business about 3 years ago. They now sell used cars and are totally worthless. So now that they're out of the picture, who you gonna call?

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Yahoo! Answers:

TAPS

Mi dad

Captain Planet
(Captain Planet is lame.)

My Sissy

ORKIN?
(Definitely. Have you seen those commercials? If the ORKIN man can take on those giant mutant bugs I would definitely give him a shot at a ghost.)

Ghostbusters 2

joe joe who ?
joe daddy

I gonna call ghost-bas-ta-rds
(I wasn't going to include this one originally, but I felt it necessary just so I could call him a moron. So... you are a moron.)

geek squad!

I'll call your mom

the ghost hunters
theyre on tv

the x-files people!!

the fuzz

po-po or local gangstas , then maybe ur mom OOOOOOO k jkz actually i would call ...........
(I'd go with both the po-po and the local gangstas and see if you can't catch the ghosts in the crossfire.)

your mom
(Apparently my mom is a pretty proficient ghost hunter. Cool.)

4-11 they have all the info

AUSTIN POWER OR TOMB RAIDER!
(Go with Austin Powers. If the ghosts aren't Chinese Tomb Raider will get owned.)

the ninjas

STEVEBUSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
(That is an unnecessary amount of exclamation points. Especially for an answer that doesn't make any sense and is in no way clever.)

Obama
(Good call. He can bail out the Ghostbusters.)

Mythbusters! Don't ask me why. ;-)
Answer mine?
(Here's her question. I barely read any of it, but I thought I would include it just to illustrate how pathetic some of these questions can be:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Avd90bcnshDlYdMNCx9e_3rsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090520195717AAI1Adk)

Id call Miss Cleo... maybe she could tell me what will happen from jail so I now where to hide, run to, etc. so i can survive lol

i'm not gona call, imma post a question yahoo answers

(Administrative Comment: I am honestly shocked that Chuck Norris never made an appearance in the answers to this question.)