Monday, May 11, 2009

May 12: One day, we'll all be speaking Swiss. Or...wait, that isn't right. Maybe it's German...

Switzerland. Look at 'em over there. Being all neutral. No one can go that long without taking a side in something. You never even hear about them. They must be up to something diabolical. What twisted plot are the Swiss in the midst of?

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Vegabonds they are just wait they will break soon...
I think they back-up North Korea like we didnt have swine-flu till N.Korea shot that missle and Switzerland has some of the best scienists in the world...
(This is the greatest conspiracy theory I've ever heard. Good thing it didn't work out for them. Unless of course their evil plan was to indirectly eliminate as many Egyptian pigs as they could.)

They're planning a snowball assault on Botswana. It's purely expansionist.

don't be stupid. they are the most honest country
They mind their own business never even colonizing any country.
it is the only country that does not stick its nose into others business.
if all countries would be like Switzerland , there would be no wars.
(Sorry, being stupid is kind of necessary here.)

Time travel

Nothing! Gee, you sound a little paranoid about the Swiss.
(I'm not paranoid, I'm prepared. The ignorant will be their first victims.)

They are teaching cacti to wear sombreros and kill people.
so far they have gotten nowhere... but they think they are on to something.
I told them to do it.
(Are you crazy?! Why did you do that?! Do you know what kind of damage a sombrero-wearing cactus can do?)

may be they are going to canada
(I don't think you get it...)

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