You're cruising along when, out of your back window, you see the dreaded red and blue lights. This would be your 23rd speeding ticket, and you've heard that at #23 they lock you in a room for half an hour with 7 angry badgers who have just finished off a Polish spy and are hungry for more. You have to get out of this ticket. The cop is the same gender as you and also happens to be a homophobe, so don't even think about trying that. You conclude that the only way to get out of it is to give an excuse for going 110 in that school zone that is so outlandish the cop will think you couldn't have made it up. How do you get out of the ticket and badger mauling?
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Yahoo! Answers:
run the cop over
(Yeah, that'll solve all your problems.)
tell them u had to pee
it worked for my mom
maybe the cop was dumb IDK
I would try telling him that I saw a crane(machinery) that was holding big boulder but the ropes were breaking through and it was going to fall on the policeman's head,so I rushed at great speed to tell him that!!!!!
I would try or else what lies in my fate,will happen!!!!!!!!!
(You were going pretty good until that last sentence there.)
Luckily your travelling with Chuck Norris in your back seat so when the cop pulls you over Chuck take the blame and fires the badgers over the border!
('Chuck Norris made me do it' would be the ultimate excuse.)
Badgers! again with the badgers..they are fairly lovable creatures that don't smell that bad ...well O.K. they stink but they are personable when not being observed.I think. Just take the dam ticket.
(What did you do to the dam?)
Tell them that your wife ran off with a cop, and you thought they were trying to bring her back, lol...!
"Officer, I just had an involuntary muscle spasm in my right leg, which caused me to unintentionally accelerate rapidly. I think it's under control now, but I'll head to the doctor straight away to make sure it won't happen again."
you don't
(Way to play along. It's been fun.)
"My grandma is dying in the hospital just down that road!" And then cry. That always helps.
cry and beg for mercy
Dump your water bottle in your lap. You really had to go!
i like that idea with water. ahhaha i heard this phrase "that guy must have stone feet" or something i don't really remember that phrase but yeah it suppose to mean your feet is heavy so you press on the pedal too much so my excuse is to put on a fake stone feet =D sorry that's what came in mind and peeing or pooping
("I apologize for the speeding officer, but as you can clearly see my feet have turned to stone. Oh no, it's quite alright. Yes sir, I will have that looked at. Thank you, you have a nice day too.")
I'd kill the cop run away to mexico and die from swine flu. not really
(Swine flu and Chuck Norris in the same question. There's probably a good Chuck Norris joke somewhere in that combo.)
bee in the gar and your allergic you were fighting it off
("Run away, your firearms are useless against them!" Oh man, what a great movie...)
just take the ticket. they cant do that badger thing anyway. it says in the bill of rights, amendment 8. no cruel or unsual punishments. also the punishment must fit the crime. that punishment would be unconstitutional. therefore you should just take the dang ticket and STOP getting them!
(Tell that to the badgers as they are slowly tearing away your flesh.)
Homosexuality or a ticket...yeah, even with all that bad stuff, just go with the ticket...
UNLESS you really ARE gay, then that changes everythnig.
(Clearly you misunderstood the question. I'm sorry I confused you. Enjoy the badgers.)
I'd say "I've gotta get to the hospital my. My Dad was in a horrible car wreck and he may not have long! I'm so sorry. I just was so worried about him" Or, "My sisters in labor and I gotta get to the hospital" Or, "Thank gawd! A man in a white van has been following me for a week and he was right behind me! I think he had a gun. He kept waving something at me. I was so scared. Thank you!" I've never got a ticket!
I'm gonna be crying and say that I have a serious emergency in the hospital like 5 hours from town. One of my family memebers is on their deathbed and i need to see them.
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