July 7: It's another Rejected Question Day! Hooray!

It's been a while since I've given you the pleasure of experiencing some of the sub par questions I've posted onto Answers. I know you secretly like these, and find the low quality and/or poor responses inexplicably entertaining, so we'll go ahead and have a look at some recent rejected questions.

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Question # 1 (You have to make a living somehow...)

You've been laid off and are desperately seeking employment. After much searching, you realize your options are pretty limited, and settle on the only thing available that fits your particular set of skills: professional wrestler. What is your wrestler name and what does your costume look like?

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Yahoo! Answers

haha good question but im not creative :)
(I posted this twice and this was the only response I got the first time. I'd say it was a waste of my time, but that's pretty much the essence of this whole experiment.)

Mr. Italiano
I would have a cape that looks like the Italian flag. And My Green suit would have a Italian Style tie with a red and white shorts.

The black Axe
and my costume wld b a pair of ED Hardy Jeans wit a axe and blood spray painted
im not a fan of tight pants

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Question # 2 (I still had Batman on the brain.)

What would you carry in a your utility belt?

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Yahoo! Answers:

I think so
(Good work. I mean, really, you've gotta love when they put so much thought into it.)

Duct tape, a can of Scrubby Bubbles and an acetylene torch.
If it can't be fixed with duct tape or cleaned with SB, I'll turn into ashes.
(If you have duct tape, you don't need the other two things.)

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Question #3 (This one was a little too high brow for the Polls & Surveys crowd.)

From the tidbits you pick up from watching the news once a week, you decide that the government sucks and that it's about time for nice little coup. And hey, what the heck, you might as well head it up. After a long period of time you amass enough followers to do the deed and march on the capital. It is here you realize that you've overlooked a small detail. You have no weapons. None. Not even a pitchfork. But you've come this far, so there's no turning back. How do you successfully overthrow the government without using force?

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Yahoo! Answers:

Why would you want to overthrough the government why dont you just sit back and put up ith it like everybody else?
(Because the guy on CNN told me I didn't have to.)

Call myself a government then give them a bunch of ununderstandable, multifunctional, large worded blabber that they would not understand but look stupid if the hinted so, on tv.
(When you start with the large worded blabber, make sure and throw in 'ununderstandable'. That's a good one.)

sometimes, i see ghosts
(I would be willing to wager that at any given time at least 5% of the people answering questions on Yahoo are under the influence of either alcohol or some recreational drug.)

well if i've "amassed enough followers" as you so wonderfully put, I wonuldn't NEED weapons- I would get myself into a high enough postion in the government until I could throw it from the inside out. Ever heard of Hitler? Yeah, basically that's what he did got enough followers until HIS way became THE way. i guess in order to do that you'd have had to have had this plan form the beginning unless you want years of more work... a better question is how did you manage to forget that you might need weapons? and why would you not have any weapons? those might also be important in answering this situation.

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Question #4 (I know, I originally said that I wasn't going to post this. But I think it needs to be seen, especially considering the additional positive remark that was added late.)

What do you think of these songs?



it sucks
(Yes, a bit of a scathing remark to start, but then...)

Utter brilliance!!

LOL thats so cute!!
love it.
why do you wanna know?
(Why do you want to know why I want to know? Yeah.)

no

GAY