You wake up one morning to find that you were robbed during the night. Among the missing items, two are extremely problematic: your entire wardrobe (that's every article of clothing you own) and your cell phone (your only telephone). And what you sleep in, well... let's just say going outside could be awkward. Very, very awkward. You live alone. What do you do?
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I'd put a towel on and drive to my friend's house.
make clothes out of toilet paper and paper towel =]
(You better hope it's not raining.)
um. grab a towel?
(That's it? Seem's like you'd want to do a little more than that.)
Looks like I have to go all natural.
I would ring every doorbell on my floor, then lay in the middle of the floor... See what happens then.
free ball it to town and go shopping!!
Go outside in a blanket, and walk to my best friends house, because I can do that.
And take her clothes. Provided they fit, which I doubt.
Make a toga from a sheet and go grab some clothes from my neighbors.
i go file a police report...i sleep naked so i suppose ill just grab my shower curtain and wrap that around me for the time being.
(Shower curtain... interesting choice. I don't know that the police station would be my first stop when wearing my bathroom.)
call a friend and ask to borrow clothes,file a police report. take a shower, then go shopping for new clothes and a cell phone
(OK, you even said you'd go get a new phone (clearly indicated to be your only one), and yet you still plan to call someone. I'm going to pretend you planned on using skype or something like that so my faith in the human race doesn't sink any lower.)
erm.... I would take a towel or blanket or something and go to my neighbors, that i trust.
hahahah
(That's a good call not going to your neighbors who you don't trust. Solid decision making on display right here.)
Find something in the house and make temporary clothing out of it.
Wrap myself up in a towel go to the thrift shop and buy me some cheap clothes to wear for the day, then find the mother ****** who took my **** and cut [various parts of the male or female anatomy] off >.
order clothes on jcpenny.com and have clothes shiped and stay inside til they come
(Not exactly efficient, but a good idea. Hope you didn't have anywhere to go for 2-3 business days.)
i'd pull out my sewing machine, stip my bed of it's sheets, then make myself a dress. then i'd drive to the police station and find my clothes!
(Now that's doing this thing right.)
go next door in a blanket, use the phone THERE, then maybe call a couple of friends to pick you up. then kill the robber. how embarrassing.
(Call a couple of friends to pick you up? I don't get it, you just walked next door...)
I'd be really happy because then I i could get new clothes. I would try to cover myself with a blanket and walk to my neighbors house or the nearest pay-phone.Caught you now, didn't I?
make kind of like an Indian sarong out of a sheet or a towel and put a bindy on my head and go shopping ;D
Make breakfast. Get some coffee in me, and walk to the neighbors in a towel. Ask to borrow the phone after a humorous exchange about what happened, and then see if I can borrow some clothes, and go buy some new ones. That would be funny... unless it really happened. lol
(Good to see you aren't too worked up about it.)
Check the security cameras to plot revenge on the culprit. Then email a friend and explain what happened and ask him to bring me some clothes.. then I would go to a store and buy more clothes, after that its all revenge planning....
ski mask.. check
latex gloves.. check..
poncho.. check...
lime.. check..
plastic bags.. check..
shovel.. check..
full magazine.. check..
knock to the neighbors wall, ask for clothes.
(That would be an interesting conversation to have through a wall. Especially if you didn't live in an apartment.)
Well i would email my friend to bring me clothes cause you never said that they stole my laptop.
(I did not. A small oversight on my part.)
First id b very angry, then i would walk to neighbors house and ask for help....
(Unless you missed a step somewhere in there, you and your neighbors are quite close...)
Order one pair of clothes online and have them shipped OVERNIGHT....
Eaaaaasy!
1- Make sure to make a Police Case, and report Excessive Prices on 'each item' stolen.
2- Call the Homeowners insurance with the police case number on record. There will be a deductible, but it will be covered with the 'excessive amounts".
3- Yiiiippeeeee! Go shopping for an all new wardrobe with the insurance money!
4- Save some money to change all locks in the house, and in your bedroom.
5- Never, but 'ever', lose 'the devastating' look on you... of course, because of the great trauma you just went through...
(6 - Get convicted of insurance fraud.)
Email mys friends and have them pick something up 4 me
i...
would be naked
(Possibly, yes.)
Take some of sister's
(What part of 'you live alone' did you not understand?)
ummm be naked idk
call a friend and tell him to bring some extra clothes over so you can change into them.then if you have some money then shop til you drop make sure if you have style or want to change your wardrobe this is the time to do it.
(You - have - no - phone. Pay attention!)
Put on my girlfriends mini skirt and walk out. With my hair even being a guy i probably look pretty hot
(I will ignore the apparent contradictions presented by your girlfriend's skirt being available to you, as the mental pictures you have forced into my head are both distracting and disturbing.)
Don't go outside unless to pick leaves. That's what Adam & Eve used.
Be naked! That's what GO D would've wanted!
use a towel or a blanket
duhhh!!
haaha
That's actually an interesting question! I guess I would throw lots of blankets on around me to cover my parts that need to be covered and run to my neighbors house to use THEIR phone or borrow clothes.
Just thinking seriously.
(Thank you for explaining the purpose of the blankets. We were all very confused.)
gladwrap anyone?
i wear my bed sheet . cut a big hole in its center and put my head in and wear it as a caftan.
(I'm very impressed with the creative outfits people are forming out of bed sheets.)
Assuming that my computer was also stolen, and that there was no way to contact outside help electronically, I would take a sheet off my bed and wrap myself with it, and then go to to the nearest neighbor's house to call the police and also to arrange for clothing to be brought to me, while perhaps borrowing some from the neighbor.
It is also possible that someone would eventually come over, perhaps the mailman, and I could then get help through them.
(Get help through the mailman, huh? Hopefully you're a little more tactful than this...)
wait till the mail man came knock him out take his clothes his phone and his wallet max out his credit card buying clothes a phone a new computer and eat some breakfast then come back home find out where the mailman lives drop him off then when he wakes up hell think it was a dream
(One minute he's at work, next minute he's lying on a his front porch stark naked with a lump on his noggin. That's one crazy dream.)
(Administrative Comment: I briefly contemplated trying to find a way to eliminate the possibility of coverage. But that would have made the question way too long. And I'm not sure how the bed sheet would be stolen.)
(Administrative Comment #2: Perhaps it is the creativity drought I've been in lately with these questions, but I think this is easily the best one we've seen in a while. Don't get used to it.)
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