July 16: Serves you right for stealing the hat from that snowman you jerk.

You are a magician in the middle of a show and you've come to the part where you pull a rabbit out of your hat. You've done this a thousand times, so you've gotten a little careless as time has gone on, and this time you pull out a rhino by accident. The rhino isn't happy about being stuffed into that tiny hat, so he's looking for blood. You must protect yourself and your audience (liability issues), but all you have to defend yourself are your feeble magic tricks. How do you subdue the rhino?

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Yahoo! Answers:

With your own strength you push the rhino back into the hat
(Now that would be a crowd pleaser. You don't see that one too often.)

use ecko unlimited sneakers! XD
(Ha, that's not as clever as you think it is.)

you hypnotize the rhino into falling asleep.

This has got to be the strangest question I've ever read on here. And that's saying a lot.
(Why, thank you. And I didn't even have any inspiration for it. Just sat down and made it up. Pretty good, huh?)

run.....run as fast as two legs could

Turn it into a cute kitten!!!!and try not tyo look scared

Interesting... point at the crowd and say 'EAT THEM!' Then vanish in a puff of smoke! It works for everyone
(Until the fuzz hunt you down. You can't get out of setting a rhino on hundreds of people.)

Im not sure ,confusing question .
Vot me for best answer please .
(I won't be votting you for anything. You didn't even answer the question, which wasn't that confusing by the way. I don't see what's so strange about accidentally producing an angry rhinoceros out of nowhere. These are the kinds of things you need to be prepared for.)

I would spontaneously combust. And hope that everyone does the same....its the only way.
(Make sure you have your nose spray handy!
http://onecuriousyahoo.blogspot.com/2009/02/nasal-sprayspontaneous-combustion.html)

I agree with buster [the guy that said this was the strangest question he'd ever seen] but I would use some invisibility trick maybe :)
(Won't work. You're overlooking the little known fact that rhinos can smell fear.)

do the disappearing act on the rhino. bet it'll be surprised to find itself charging at some sand dune in the Sahara desert!

It's easier to disappear yourself. Why tempt fate?

saw him in half
(You better hope there's not a PETA rep in the audience.)

(Administrative... Um, I Don't Know What You'd Call This: I leave you today with a little taste of what I will be doing this evening. Just thought I'd share. Rock on.)